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weirdoqueen.bsky.social
bird sorcerer
@weirdoqueen.bsky.social
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weirdoqueen.bsky.social
not so much a goth as a
photo of a bunch of small round chocolate glazed cakes with the caption Black Forest Individual
December 31, 2025 at 2:51 PM
weirdoqueen.bsky.social
your reward is this craigslist personal i saw years ago
craigslist personal of a Very Normal Guy looking for a female roommate that he can fuck with no strings attached
December 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
weirdoqueen.bsky.social
grocery store is selling cheat codes for unlimited poultry for just 2.99 wow
a produce sign advertising INFINITE POULTRY BLEND for $2.99. a bargain!
December 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
weirdoqueen.bsky.social
roses are red, wheat is a grass,
screenshot of a text message received at 10:07am. it reads, "Has anyone ever done a line of coke off your ass?"
December 12, 2025 at 3:32 PM
weirdoqueen.bsky.social
find a publisher that matches ur freak
screenshot of text messages: right side says "yesterday I realized that I'm probably going to write quite a few poems about my current phase in life. then I realized that felt like knowing I'm going to have diarrhea at a particular time in the future" left side says: "thanks for the heads up on the upcoming diarrhea" both messages have heart reacts
December 6, 2025 at 11:31 PM
weirdoqueen.bsky.social
this little black and white warbler was extremely patient while i figured out my camera settings 🪶
a black and white warbler creeping along a tree trunk. his black and white striped back is clearly visible a black and white warbler perched on a branch, peering over at something. his back faces the viewer an underside shot of a black and white warbler as his head twists to inspect a pruned branch an underside shot of a black and white warbler perched on a stick. he looks off to the side at something
October 10, 2025 at 11:27 PM
weirdoqueen.bsky.social
one of those red and yellow toy cars
October 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
weirdoqueen.bsky.social
audubon national's clickbaity titles are so incredibly pure
screenshot of article titles from the Audubon society website. they are clickbaity, which is silly since they're by bird people for bird people
September 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM
weirdoqueen.bsky.social
commissioned these throwing knives from @theuglymachine.bsky.social for a friend's birthday gift! they are soooo pretty and I'm very excited to gift them
three throwing knives are tied together by a big purple ribbon woven through their rings. their edges gleam bright silver, ready to cut their teeth into unsuspecting walls. they sit atop wet wooden slats.
August 7, 2025 at 11:47 AM
weirdoqueen.bsky.social
gm from the anarchist pigeon
a pigeon on a nest if straw and down feathers atop a window air conditioner. she is nestled between the window pane and four rows of anti-bird spikes
June 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
weirdoqueen.bsky.social
those are rookie numbers
2 geese and at least a dozen goslings walking down a street
June 7, 2025 at 12:15 PM
weirdoqueen.bsky.social
you know i keep them mf thangs on me
a hand presenting a carabiner on which a compass and a tube of bubble solution are hung
June 4, 2025 at 11:15 AM
weirdoqueen.bsky.social
ME, TRYING TO FLIRT: you know..... if i discover the hidden owls in the park, i might be willing to divulge that info..... for the right price 😉
MY BOYFRIEND, OBLIVIOUS:
Frodo Baggins saying "All right, then. Keep your secrets."
May 28, 2025 at 3:16 AM
weirdoqueen.bsky.social
encountered some spellcasting in the cemetery
a bread roll on a stone path. the bread is surrounded by a ring of salt. a blue glass bird and a small conch-like shell atop a step of a large gravestone.
May 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
weirdoqueen.bsky.social
i wonder why egrets fly with their necks curved but flamingos fly with their necks straight
a flamingo flying. its neck and legs are outstretched
April 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
weirdoqueen.bsky.social
as a lover of birds and sharp things and weirdness and plants, I'm very glad to have this piece in my home!
a framed inked art piece of various flowers and ferns bursting from a bird's foot. it is hung on a mustard yellow wall. there are bird of paradise leaves visible.
April 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
weirdoqueen.bsky.social
rough night, eh baby?
a toy baby doll lies face down in a puddle on the street. there is trash in the puddle. the baby is dirty.
April 16, 2025 at 9:48 PM
weirdoqueen.bsky.social
last few album downloads confirm that im an anarchist twink
screenshot of a music app. the header says Recently Added in Music. below are 4 albums: EUSEXUA by FKA twigs, Am I a Girl? by Poppy, WOLEDTO by Elyanna, ans The Battle of Los Angeles by Rage Against the Machine
April 6, 2025 at 5:26 PM
weirdoqueen.bsky.social
anybody got any tips for my to-do list today
a to-do list
March 27, 2025 at 12:57 PM
weirdoqueen.bsky.social
after being bedridden with spanish food poisoning, i gathered my strength to wander shops. when i entered an antique book shop, i saw a pile of old prints. "are you fucking kidding me" i said when i saw this on top.

it's in my kitchen now
framed photo of an old, discolored illustration of human organs. on the upper left is a cross section of the heart. on the upper right is the heart and lungs. smack dab in the middle is the digestive system
March 17, 2025 at 2:46 PM
weirdoqueen.bsky.social
thank god i still have the meme i made about keygen ascii art
the marge Simpson "i just think they're neat!" meme but with rsa keygen ascii art
January 20, 2025 at 12:48 AM
weirdoqueen.bsky.social
everything i learned about romance is from nsfw crusader kings 3 mods
screenshot of text detailing how marriage works in a ck3 mod
January 5, 2025 at 1:33 AM
weirdoqueen.bsky.social
abolition includes freeing the helium balloons
photo of a bunch of helium balloons trapped in a corral on the ceiling. they must be freed.
December 31, 2024 at 3:39 PM
weirdoqueen.bsky.social
im so glad i have good film taste
screenshot of recent letterboxd activity. from most to least recent: dracula (1931) the last unicorn (1982) nosferatu (2024) ace attorney (2012)
December 27, 2024 at 1:16 AM
weirdoqueen.bsky.social
even if I weren't about to ovulate this shit would be hot as hell
screenshot of an article that says the UHC gunman's bullet casings had "deny", "defend", "depose" on them, similar to a book titled "delay, deny, defend: why insurance companies don't pay claims and what you can do about it"
December 6, 2024 at 11:05 PM