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bird sorcerer
@weirdoqueen.bsky.social
my posts are real and they're spectacular
baffles me how people are trying to claim pagan holidays are secular. do you think human civilization has somehow become more religious over time??
December 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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At @casabentbill.bsky.social, we don't have to decorate our trees for the holidays. The toucans take care of that for us.

This Keel-billed Toucan has been watching the banana feeder for ten minutes this morning, making sure it's safe to have a snack. Once it deems it secure, its friends will follow
December 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Seasonally appropriate color contrast #birdoftheday #birds
December 24, 2025 at 2:48 PM
yeah i have a praise kink. i go wild when healthcare practitioners marvel at how big the knot in my left trap is
December 24, 2025 at 2:16 AM
once a year i volunteer to prep a big ol community meal for a local org. i always have the same question after: how the FUCK do food service workers do this shit every day
December 24, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Art by • Tomomi Kobayashi
June 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
seems like the online discourse has been:
* STI testing in a monogamous relationship is akin to confessing infidelity
* people who don't like the Avatar films have no taste
December 22, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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Blue-chested hummingbird male at Burbayar Nature Reserve in Panama works for both themes of #BirdOfTheDay
#QuietMoments #colourfulcaptures #birds
December 20, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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This is big soft cropped image. Couldn't help myself, I love their faces. #BaldEagle #birds
December 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Being visited by the ghost of Christmas subjunctive future perfect because I might not have had done any good in my life
December 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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There once was a gal who drove stick
Who'd take you to town for a trick
But woe be that sucker
She did not see that trucker
Only passengers should be sucking dick
December 20, 2025 at 1:37 PM
getting to the point where I automatically assume an interaction that affirms everything I'm saying means I'm speaking to an LLM
December 20, 2025 at 1:24 PM
won a smart bird feeder at work holiday party. unfortunately i will have to make an exception to my "no IoT devices" for this
December 20, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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新しく行った公園でよく見る光景が

僕は持ってませんよ😂

#スズメ
December 18, 2025 at 11:49 PM
impulse ordered a wok today so you can say im doing "well"
December 19, 2025 at 3:26 PM
microdosing breaking my neck by cracking my spine right where i have a pinched nerve
December 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
had a man ask me if he had my permission to send me sfw photos. I blocked him bc I didn't give him permission to ask me questions
December 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
been texting with a man who's beautiful, affectionate, and kinda dumb. like a sexy golden retriever
December 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
saw a hawk today. good omen
December 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
im a machine that turns insecure men into actively harmful insecure men
December 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
getting to the point where i have no choice but to label "men who are eager to inform you they do tarot" as red flags
December 14, 2025 at 1:56 PM
grocery store is selling cheat codes for unlimited poultry for just 2.99 wow
December 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
so far the top contender is "voice note"
going to assemble a team of baddies to write the definitive guide on how to respond to a nude
December 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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I got so much cheese in my pocket, they thought I was a fucking calzone
December 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM