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bird sorcerer
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my posts are real and they're spectacular
finally had some time to make it through my backlog, and wow have I just discovered a hidden gem. anyone heard of this thing called sex? I know, I know, I'm late to the party. with any luck there's a sequel in the works 🤞🏼
February 7, 2026 at 6:30 PM
finally...... im allowed to start hating on mamdani
Mayor Mamdani has endorsed Gov. Hochul for reelection via an essay in The Nation that lauds her for fighting back against ICE and committing to funding a childcare expansion in NYC.

www.thenation.com/article/poli...

The essay also includes this section:
February 5, 2026 at 1:18 PM
had the chilling realization that Hillary clinton can still run for president
February 5, 2026 at 11:50 AM
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I got to paint Shadowheart for Magic: The Gathering🖤
"Beseech the Queen"
Secret Lair x Dungeons & Dragons
AD: Jacob Covey
February 4, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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Merlin hunting in the morning
#birds
February 4, 2026 at 6:44 PM
a cool benefit about at home workouts is that you can just fall back asleep right where you are if you end up keeling over in pain bc your body hates you
have barely worked out in the last few months thanks to seasonal depression/general stress/my gym being bought out by private equity, but Gosh do the few workouts I've been able to get in feel good. movement rules
February 4, 2026 at 12:54 PM
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January 31, 2026 at 4:12 AM
adulthood means treating yourself to two vintage coat racks
February 4, 2026 at 2:34 AM
at the fish market, buying a whole salmon and having it filleted. chatted with a guy doing the same thing, bonding over how we feel like we discovered a fish hack. dudes rock
February 3, 2026 at 11:59 PM
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Augur of Emptiness
February 3, 2026 at 4:41 PM
how I long to give the mama ground parrot a little smoochie right on her forehead
Female #kakapo Kohengi on her three eggs on Pukenui/Anchor Island today. We don't yet know if they're fertile, but will investigate soon. So far fertility on Anchor is very high: only 8 infertile out of 33 checked. We expect many more infertile eggs though. #kakapo2026 #conservation #birds
February 3, 2026 at 11:22 AM
have barely worked out in the last few months thanks to seasonal depression/general stress/my gym being bought out by private equity, but Gosh do the few workouts I've been able to get in feel good. movement rules
February 2, 2026 at 1:08 PM
I've thought a lot about this and I need to take a stand here.

Starting today, I will be the one to remind you to get milk tomorrow at the low cost of $19.99 per 12 hours. It's cheaper than what AI will run you.
I’m starting to think the people who are excited about “AI agents” have literally never used a computer in their lives
February 1, 2026 at 4:36 PM
saw a pain management dr recently, the first phrase out of his mouth when recommending a medication to me was that it's "not addictive". that confirmed my suspicion that it was indeed addictive
February 1, 2026 at 3:16 PM
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Backyard birding.
A rainbow lorikeet in one of my apple trees today.
This is where my bird photography all started:
Sitting in my backyard trying to get photos of the parrots that would visit.
#birdsseenin2026
February 1, 2026 at 10:43 AM
it's really funny how a majority of people i know in the last few years have applied some sort of neurodivergent label to themselves, and i almost exclusively know queer people and engineers
February 1, 2026 at 3:48 AM
"you won't find out about a strike from instagram" is the new "the revolution will not be televised"
January 30, 2026 at 6:03 PM
crazy how climbing ranks as a software engineer type is just a measure of how well rounded of an autist you are
January 28, 2026 at 11:57 PM
I've realized that I've been doing the "girl who constantly complains about her shitty boyfriend to her friends" stereotype but with my job, so probably it's time for me to move on
January 28, 2026 at 12:34 PM
at this point the main perk that a corporate job gets me, besides paying rent, is unlimited tea
January 27, 2026 at 2:36 PM
based on my experience in dating apps in the last few months, seems like the best way to find a long-term partner is the same as the best way to buy property:

have done it 10 years ago
January 27, 2026 at 3:37 AM
how am I getting through the cold weather? by aiming a space heater directly at my genitals, of course
January 26, 2026 at 2:39 PM
last night sledding, met a kid from Saudi Arabia who moved to the city for university. it was his first time experiencing snow. he was very worried about frostbite, and very disappointed to hear NYC doesn't get heavy snow every year.

people are good, man
January 26, 2026 at 12:48 PM
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Every day in 2026 I've woken up mad, without fail. Fuck ICE, fuck this whole fucking Administration. Bunch of evil evil evil dirty little liars. WE SEE THROUGH YOU!!!! *screams* what absolute scumbags.
#art
January 25, 2026 at 10:43 AM
i like my men like i like my marshmallows

slow-roasted until evenly brown and gooey, then immolated for a nice charred finish
January 23, 2026 at 11:42 PM