I think we’re all forgetting that Kendall Jenner can solve this if she just gives ICE a Pepsi.

This is now a Taylor Swift wedding account. This is different from when it was a Taylor Swift general account.

I’m happy for you, Swifties (cc @wendycat.bsky.social)

Jack Antonoff: and I guess that's how we sorta landed on the bedroom pop feel of Midnights

Andy Reid: [wiping blue cheese dressing from his mustache]

Call in the troops

My husband deleted Instagram so now I have to screenshot and text it to him. Might as well send a carrier pigeon wtf

Alexa, play “I Hate it Here” by Taylor Swift

Watch The OC, they said. It’ll be a fun little distraction, they said

🎶 I’m stressy and depressy
Also a bit messy
Please don’t try to test me
I’m doing the best I can 🎶 (snap snap)

I think I’ve seen this film before
And I didn’t like the ending…