Deetz
werealltubes.bsky.social
Deetz
@werealltubes.bsky.social
You’re all tubes too.
Where there’s a segwill…
November 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Cheves’ kiss
October 18, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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today in wikipedia sentences that are alarming if you don't know which article they're from:
September 22, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I can't think of a greater anti-pattern than an 8-hour long planning meeting. Can you imagine the planning that goes into that? Can you imagine the planning that goes into imagining the planning that goes into that?
September 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Following his legendary Cisco IP Telephony Router cake, the incomparable chef/motoring enthusiast @werealltubes.bsky.social executed a wonderful roundel cake for my birthday this year.
September 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Camera Plateau 👎
Camera Mesa 👍
Camera Butte 🤩
September 9, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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can you imagine being briefed in to the special projects at Weiland-Yutani and being told, "we are reconstructing the ancient biological weapon responsible (we think) for annihilating a precursor race. no, this is not a cult thing. we anticipate that this will raise quarterly profits by 9%."
can you imagine being some non-CEO higher-up at weyland-yutani knowing that the other guys are working on perfectly sensible methods of life extension and your company is working on merging humans with macroscopic tardigrades
September 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Spam is starting to get poetic. Philosophical.
September 7, 2025 at 6:40 PM
If you need to be creative you need to be 100% bored 20% of the time. Not 20% bored 100% of the time.
September 3, 2025 at 5:12 AM
If you’re asked to come up with a plan with too little information and not enough time, what they want is the illusion of a plan. A semblance of order. You don’t need to give to them order itself.
September 3, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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September 2, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Four days until release! Hollow Knight: Silksong will be available on 4th September.

Release times:
7AM PT | 10AM ET | 4PM CEST | 11PM JST

Game price:
USD $19.99 | EUR €19.99 | JPY ¥2300
September 1, 2025 at 1:44 AM
They have to charge me a charge in order to charge the surcharge. Is this charge surcharge a surcharge or a charge? (I guess I'm lucky it's not a surcharge or we'd be in a infinite buffalos situation.)
August 30, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Wavefunction Collapse

xkcd.com/3134/
August 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!
August 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
One man's tech debt is another man's architecture.
August 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM