One of the 4 hiney holes within 5 feet of my face, my own excluded, seems to be gassy

A commercial I just watched got me thinking... have any of my friends ever purchased a $75k+ SUV and driven it up a mountain... in a river?

Education Department’s workforce. Additionally, the order requires agencies to offer reinstatement to recently laid-off probationary employees and expands its scope to 18 agencies, up from the six mentioned in the earlier case.

A federal judge in Maryland issued an even more sweeping restraining order on Thursday, surpassing an earlier one from the same day. The order broadly prohibits the Trump administration from implementing any future “reductions in force,” such as this week’s directive to terminate half of the

Poetry is beautiful. I wish I had the ability.

As a professor of English, allow me to try, humbly and with the proper respect, to offer an appropriate response to the President’s address:

Fuck you, you fucked-up fuck, and fuck all the fuckers who willingly fuck with you, especially. You can all fuck all the way off, and then fuck off some more.

I know people who cheer for cutting social programs—not to save money, but because they believe some lives just aren’t worth saving. Social Darwinism with a eugenics twist isn’t rare. That warning bell rang before, but when cruelty gets the green light, it spreads fast.

Some days, just making it to the end is an accomplishment to be celebrated

I freaking love bowl season!!

As the oligarchy begins to take shape, this meme seems more prescient than ever. They have convinced you that immigrants are your enemy while they pick your pockets at the same time, you’ve been duped. It’s the billionaires who are ruining this country,not migrants. Always has been. #RiseAndResist

Absolutely

No need to pray for miracles, just fund the scientists doing the Lord’s work.

It feels so good to get stuff handled! #adulting

Pretty damn spot-on, don’t you think?