Stephen Nelson
@westmerian.bsky.social
Blind Anarchist Chartered Accountant (not to be confused with the blues singer of that name).
Reposted by Stephen Nelson
1716. A man comes to a village, "DOCTOR MIRACLE" on one side of his cart. He's selling a potion, only one silver, that makes dicks harder.
1717. Many dicks fall off, gangrenous.
1725. Same man is back with an elixir, only two gold, guaranteed to grow dicks back, bigger.
And the dickless queue up.
1717. Many dicks fall off, gangrenous.
1725. Same man is back with an elixir, only two gold, guaranteed to grow dicks back, bigger.
And the dickless queue up.
August 26, 2025 at 9:39 AM
1716. A man comes to a village, "DOCTOR MIRACLE" on one side of his cart. He's selling a potion, only one silver, that makes dicks harder.
1717. Many dicks fall off, gangrenous.
1725. Same man is back with an elixir, only two gold, guaranteed to grow dicks back, bigger.
And the dickless queue up.
1717. Many dicks fall off, gangrenous.
1725. Same man is back with an elixir, only two gold, guaranteed to grow dicks back, bigger.
And the dickless queue up.
So Blojob thinks Starmer is "The orange ball-chewing manacled gimp of Brussels". 1/ The Orange Gimp is infesting the Oval Office. 2/ Whose balls are getting chewed? Answers (preferably illustrated) to the Daily Mail.
May 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
So Blojob thinks Starmer is "The orange ball-chewing manacled gimp of Brussels". 1/ The Orange Gimp is infesting the Oval Office. 2/ Whose balls are getting chewed? Answers (preferably illustrated) to the Daily Mail.
Welcome to Sandringham Mr. President. Just a few things. I am the King of Canada, the Treason Act remains in force and being a US citizen didn't save William Joyce. Guards!!
March 5, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Welcome to Sandringham Mr. President. Just a few things. I am the King of Canada, the Treason Act remains in force and being a US citizen didn't save William Joyce. Guards!!
The Canadians seem to have had it broadly right since 1974. Perhaps that is why Trump is planning some kind of Special Military Operation.
UK laws can't prevent billionaires/Musk from funding political parties.
Payments can be routed through UK friends, corporate subsidiaries. Shell companies have been used.
UK profits can be manufactured to make donations.
Total ban is the only effective remedy.
leftfootforward.org/2025/01/how-...
Payments can be routed through UK friends, corporate subsidiaries. Shell companies have been used.
UK profits can be manufactured to make donations.
Total ban is the only effective remedy.
leftfootforward.org/2025/01/how-...
How our democracy has been hijacked by corporations and wealthy elites
The only effective remedy is to ban all private donations, or bribes, to political parties.
leftfootforward.org
January 9, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The Canadians seem to have had it broadly right since 1974. Perhaps that is why Trump is planning some kind of Special Military Operation.
@wesstreeting.bsky.social is this really the kind of healthcare model we should be adopting?
Breaking News: The chief executive of UnitedHealthcare was shot in Midtown Manhattan in an apparently targeted attack, people briefed on the investigation said. nyti.ms/4eYRevD
C.E.O. of UnitedHealthcare Is Killed in Midtown Manhattan
The executive, Brian Thompson, was shot in the chest in what people briefed on the investigations said appeared to be a targeted attack.
nyti.ms
December 4, 2024 at 2:36 PM
@wesstreeting.bsky.social is this really the kind of healthcare model we should be adopting?
Bloody Hell! And the BBC News is full of Gregg "Celeb".
A genuinely shocking development. South Korean President declares martial law.
Reports that the country's military has announced the suspension of all parliamentary activity.
The opposition leader has called on the public to gather outside the Parliament.
S. Korean currency dropping.
Reports that the country's military has announced the suspension of all parliamentary activity.
The opposition leader has called on the public to gather outside the Parliament.
S. Korean currency dropping.
South Korean president declares martial law over threat from ‘anti-state forces’
Yoon Suk Yeol says in late-night address that opposition parties have taken parliamentary process hostage
www.theguardian.com
December 3, 2024 at 3:13 PM
Bloody Hell! And the BBC News is full of Gregg "Celeb".
Am I alone in seeing the irony of enshittification being the *Macquarie* Dictionary's neologism of the year? OK, I know the publisher is Pan Macmillan and nothing to do with the former owners of Thames Water, but the coincidence is striking.
November 28, 2024 at 2:47 PM
Am I alone in seeing the irony of enshittification being the *Macquarie* Dictionary's neologism of the year? OK, I know the publisher is Pan Macmillan and nothing to do with the former owners of Thames Water, but the coincidence is striking.
And if managers don't deliver, they'll be sacked. Like it's f^ckin' footie, right?
They have seen how successful they were in our schools. 🙃
November 13, 2024 at 2:24 PM
And if managers don't deliver, they'll be sacked. Like it's f^ckin' footie, right?
If Trump is the monster from America's id, who is Doctor Morbius?
I heard Trump described as America’s id. The ego and super ego parts of the US are too weak to dominate and direct its basic instincts at the moment.
November 6, 2024 at 4:39 PM
If Trump is the monster from America's id, who is Doctor Morbius?
Wurzel Power! Aaarr! <Pours another cider>
October 13, 2024 at 10:02 AM
Wurzel Power! Aaarr! <Pours another cider>
The precolumbian peoples of the Americas reportedly had animal spirit guides. Some of our recent prominent Tories seem to have had vegetable spirit guides.
Thérèse - turnip
Liz - lettuce
Kemi - ?
Go on, you know you want to.
Thérèse - turnip
Liz - lettuce
Kemi - ?
Go on, you know you want to.
October 10, 2024 at 7:53 PM
The precolumbian peoples of the Americas reportedly had animal spirit guides. Some of our recent prominent Tories seem to have had vegetable spirit guides.
Thérèse - turnip
Liz - lettuce
Kemi - ?
Go on, you know you want to.
Thérèse - turnip
Liz - lettuce
Kemi - ?
Go on, you know you want to.
The most sophisticated electorate in the galaxy has just consigned the mere idea of one-nation Conservatism to history. Whoever the faithful elect will now lead them down the rabbit-hole of Farajneeshism.
October 9, 2024 at 2:59 PM
The most sophisticated electorate in the galaxy has just consigned the mere idea of one-nation Conservatism to history. Whoever the faithful elect will now lead them down the rabbit-hole of Farajneeshism.
The Chartist gathering of 1848 on Kennington Common so spooked the Govt that they enclosed it. Want to demonstrate within a Freeport/SEZ? Forget it, they'll be Corporate Property.
September 15, 2024 at 5:19 PM
The Chartist gathering of 1848 on Kennington Common so spooked the Govt that they enclosed it. Want to demonstrate within a Freeport/SEZ? Forget it, they'll be Corporate Property.
Handy list from Chris Grey to help keep track of the growing Xodus.
A starter pack of people whose accounts include, or are useful to, the analysis of Brexit:
go.bsky.app/75VDVKt
go.bsky.app/75VDVKt
September 9, 2024 at 3:48 PM
Handy list from Chris Grey to help keep track of the growing Xodus.
And coincidentally yesterday's substantial issue of UK gilts had healthy demand from the markets and upset them not one iota.
Simple double entry accounting & sectoral balances:
Private credit - Private debt = 0
Public credit of X amount - Private debt = Net savings of X amount
Household savings must come from outside of households.
Private sector savings must come from outside of it.
Because accounting identies
Private credit - Private debt = 0
Public credit of X amount - Private debt = Net savings of X amount
Household savings must come from outside of households.
Private sector savings must come from outside of it.
Because accounting identies
September 4, 2024 at 3:33 PM
And coincidentally yesterday's substantial issue of UK gilts had healthy demand from the markets and upset them not one iota.
Authoritarian wet dreams. In Blair's digital panopticon the State owns you. Putin wants the State he owns to own you. Thiel just wants to own you.
August 30, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Authoritarian wet dreams. In Blair's digital panopticon the State owns you. Putin wants the State he owns to own you. Thiel just wants to own you.
More than citizen journalism. It's where respectable journos like Peter Oborne go when they fall foul of corrupt media moguls.
If on Twitter you were a Tweep, does that mean on BS you’re a Bleep?
So…we’re up to 6.9k followers. Can you help us reach 7k today by quote posting this and telling your followers why they should follow the Bylines Network, home to the UK’s biggest citizen journalism project?
Many thanks. 🙏
So…we’re up to 6.9k followers. Can you help us reach 7k today by quote posting this and telling your followers why they should follow the Bylines Network, home to the UK’s biggest citizen journalism project?
Many thanks. 🙏
August 26, 2024 at 1:06 PM
More than citizen journalism. It's where respectable journos like Peter Oborne go when they fall foul of corrupt media moguls.
A level maths + calculus. You take plenty, get it under the control of the shareholders whose wealth it is your job to maximise, and by turning it into scarcity you fulfil your mission. This is our model of capitalism. Extractive and exploitative. It does't have to be this way.
August 25, 2024 at 7:25 PM
A level maths + calculus. You take plenty, get it under the control of the shareholders whose wealth it is your job to maximise, and by turning it into scarcity you fulfil your mission. This is our model of capitalism. Extractive and exploitative. It does't have to be this way.