emily
@wetlandenjoyer.bsky.social
just a little guy 🐛 silly goose • retired scene kid • future forestry technician 🏳️🌈🇨🇦 she/they
i have relationship OCD and my Venus is in Virgo, don’t tell me astrology is made up
June 20, 2025 at 6:41 AM
i have relationship OCD and my Venus is in Virgo, don’t tell me astrology is made up
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Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare
May 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare
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Every Harry Potter book or shirt you buy directly funds the persecution of trans people.
There's absolutely no excuse to support anything Harry Potter anymore unless you hate trans people.
There's absolutely no excuse to support anything Harry Potter anymore unless you hate trans people.
May 24, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Every Harry Potter book or shirt you buy directly funds the persecution of trans people.
There's absolutely no excuse to support anything Harry Potter anymore unless you hate trans people.
There's absolutely no excuse to support anything Harry Potter anymore unless you hate trans people.
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you guys are too loose with your likes on reels and it's why your algorithm is bad. the bare minimum to earn a like should be Chinese Mom Feeds Soup To Elderly Dog Who Loves Vegetables. keep that as your floor and you're good
May 23, 2025 at 12:25 PM
you guys are too loose with your likes on reels and it's why your algorithm is bad. the bare minimum to earn a like should be Chinese Mom Feeds Soup To Elderly Dog Who Loves Vegetables. keep that as your floor and you're good
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Birds have significantly better eyesight than us which is why I get nice and sexy to go birdwatching
May 23, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Birds have significantly better eyesight than us which is why I get nice and sexy to go birdwatching
found two ticks in my room so i’ll be burning my house down (one was actually in my leg)
May 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
found two ticks in my room so i’ll be burning my house down (one was actually in my leg)
who tf is the rizzler
May 4, 2025 at 8:38 PM
who tf is the rizzler
happy birthday john egbert
April 13, 2025 at 6:04 PM
happy birthday john egbert
i would’ve made a great court jester
January 21, 2025 at 1:33 AM
i would’ve made a great court jester
ilana glazer is mother to me
January 17, 2025 at 12:49 AM
ilana glazer is mother to me
dude being alive cool asf sometimes for like the briefest moments
January 15, 2025 at 7:01 AM
dude being alive cool asf sometimes for like the briefest moments
does spotify’s AI dj use water to play me my favourite pitbull songs? :(
January 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM
does spotify’s AI dj use water to play me my favourite pitbull songs? :(
saw nosferatu tn and the dude’s going on my here-me-out cake
January 4, 2025 at 3:15 AM
saw nosferatu tn and the dude’s going on my here-me-out cake
i need someone hot to teach me GIS
December 31, 2024 at 5:06 AM
i need someone hot to teach me GIS
a hot chocolate isn’t good unless the milk is a little burnt
December 31, 2024 at 2:24 AM
a hot chocolate isn’t good unless the milk is a little burnt
why doesn’t vyvanse work on my period lmaooo having a uterus is a curse!!!
December 14, 2024 at 8:32 PM
why doesn’t vyvanse work on my period lmaooo having a uterus is a curse!!!
my secret to straight As? a praise kink
December 10, 2024 at 5:57 AM
my secret to straight As? a praise kink
i NEED a sysco frozen chocolate croissant rn bro
December 10, 2024 at 3:50 AM
i NEED a sysco frozen chocolate croissant rn bro
what was in the coke leading up to 1979 that resulted in so many banger movies that year
December 6, 2024 at 10:55 PM
what was in the coke leading up to 1979 that resulted in so many banger movies that year
forestry is so gay like wdym you’re going cruising?
November 28, 2024 at 2:25 AM
forestry is so gay like wdym you’re going cruising?
doing this new thing lately called hot-chocolate-maxing. it’s going great
November 27, 2024 at 2:32 AM
doing this new thing lately called hot-chocolate-maxing. it’s going great
healed my inner child and now i’m tiger reparenting myself
November 24, 2024 at 12:19 AM
healed my inner child and now i’m tiger reparenting myself
just won a game of monopoly by pretending i was stupid the entire time
November 23, 2024 at 3:30 AM
just won a game of monopoly by pretending i was stupid the entire time
how do i seduce a 40-something man who loves birds and wetland plants
November 13, 2024 at 11:32 PM
how do i seduce a 40-something man who loves birds and wetland plants