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it's tongue in cheek, danny-elle
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more of you bitches need to add me on pokémon tcgp 👉 2084678361140231 👈
had to unpin the discover feed on here again because i just saw a foot fetish account and now my skin is crawling 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮
December 1, 2025 at 11:42 AM
ste and mercedes pissup 2026 😎 get on it. not ste's drunk dad dancing 😭🤧 #hollyoaks
December 1, 2025 at 11:00 AM
i didn't know that they have an australian lungfish, coelacanth and slender sunfish at the natural history museum in london 👀
November 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
ringed and blinged
November 30, 2025 at 6:33 PM
my brother has slagged my mum off for not putting the new heating element in the oven and then gone upstairs in a strop because she never bought him an advent calendar 🥴😂
November 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM
i do realise if i lost like, idk 30kg maybe, there'd be more chance of me being in a relationship one day. but then i think, no, fuck it, not worth it. i see that as kinda the same as putting on airs. people can just take you as you come. or just not at all. which is fine too lol
November 30, 2025 at 4:34 PM
this app is so boring i s2g
November 30, 2025 at 3:38 PM
23 years of girls aloud 😭🙏
November 30, 2025 at 2:11 PM
i don't want to say tcgp is completely luck based but i'll go a whole ass battle without drawing either poké ball or either professor 's research, meanwhile the opponent draws all 4. and that's without them using collect eevee or legendary pulse. that's like, statistically improbable. but it happens
November 30, 2025 at 12:11 PM
had a dream a few weeks back that they discovered such a thing as a "sleeper whale" a large odontocete, whitish head with a black-brown body. i guess from the name it dived deep, but not a beaked whale. similar size to an orca, but more rotund, and morphologically similar to monodontidae or porpoise
November 30, 2025 at 1:32 AM
i hope they discover a third coelacanth species, in my lifetime
November 30, 2025 at 1:14 AM
need to get my arse to gloucester then 👀🍆
November 29, 2025 at 9:19 PM
if you were picking a song to make a tiffany "pennsatucky" doggett edit, it'd have be like, modern country. something very hetero. probably that "everybody at the bar getting tipsy"
November 29, 2025 at 7:42 PM
🍵👢
November 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
omg can you imagine going to a workplace christmas party. absolute no-go for me. see also: any kind of meal/night out/whatever, being in a group chat. i could go on
November 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
so tired again today it's like i'm dying
November 29, 2025 at 5:42 PM
hartland larimar lastname. precious babe. the apple of my eye
November 29, 2025 at 4:19 PM
just saw some fetish shit on here (non-consensually) it's sent a shiver down my spine 🫣
November 29, 2025 at 2:29 PM
small detail, but i wonder why the official names for the pumpkaboo sizes were changed 🤨 i.e super size is now jumbo
November 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
the north altantic is so lame for not having any otariids
November 29, 2025 at 1:03 AM
if you've seen a cetacean in the wild then i fuckinggg hate you because you're like, living out my dreams
November 28, 2025 at 11:42 PM
boredd
November 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM
actually done fuck all today lmao
November 28, 2025 at 11:04 PM
americans when they find out more than one politician can be bad 🤯
Joe Biden was old but he wasn’t a fucking xenophobic racist dictator wannabe.
November 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM
having a blast reading the OITNB fandom wiki and uhh, i think they were taking the fucking piss with this (incredibly minor) character. silka webb 💀 sounds like a drag performer 😂
November 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM