Courtney Thomas
@whatctsaid.bsky.social
Future Jeopardy champion, or one heck of a Quizzo player. Probably crying over a baseball team. New Englander transplanted to the mid-Atlantic. All opinions my own.
Yes Universe, I am still stupid.
July 1, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Yes Universe, I am still stupid.
This week couldn’t possibly get worse.
June 4, 2025 at 11:39 PM
This week couldn’t possibly get worse.
Haven’t had a good cry on Metro North in years. Glad to know I still got it.
May 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Haven’t had a good cry on Metro North in years. Glad to know I still got it.
My coworker has a date this weekend. Within 45 seconds of googling his name, I found his address and a lawsuit he filed in 2022.
a cat wearing a fbi hat sits at a desk
ALT: a cat wearing a fbi hat sits at a desk
media.tenor.com
May 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
My coworker has a date this weekend. Within 45 seconds of googling his name, I found his address and a lawsuit he filed in 2022.
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The latest crazy just proves what we all know. They are discussing everything on Signal to avoid any discovery or FOIA or archival laws. So illegal but here we are.
March 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The latest crazy just proves what we all know. They are discussing everything on Signal to avoid any discovery or FOIA or archival laws. So illegal but here we are.
One of my great joys is expecting a package. One of my great sorrows is that package delivery date being delayed.
March 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
One of my great joys is expecting a package. One of my great sorrows is that package delivery date being delayed.
I thought Bryce Harper made a cameo on Righteous Gemstones, but apparently this is how I learn Bryce Harper has a twin named Brock O’Hurn.
March 10, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I thought Bryce Harper made a cameo on Righteous Gemstones, but apparently this is how I learn Bryce Harper has a twin named Brock O’Hurn.
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We finally fixed illegal immigration (nobody wants to come here anymore)
March 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
We finally fixed illegal immigration (nobody wants to come here anymore)
A little-known perk of dating me is being introduced to whatever horrible thing is happening in internet pop culture (today it’s the Alabama Barker/Bhad Bhabie feud).
March 2, 2025 at 6:17 PM
A little-known perk of dating me is being introduced to whatever horrible thing is happening in internet pop culture (today it’s the Alabama Barker/Bhad Bhabie feud).
Now I remember.
February 27, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Now I remember.
Today at Pilates my grip socks kept making a loud fart noise against the reformer and there was no way for me to casually announce that it’s my socks and not my ass, so I will be changing my name and moving states.
February 11, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Today at Pilates my grip socks kept making a loud fart noise against the reformer and there was no way for me to casually announce that it’s my socks and not my ass, so I will be changing my name and moving states.
The “new tattoo/new piercing” intrusive thoughts are coming in hot.
January 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
The “new tattoo/new piercing” intrusive thoughts are coming in hot.
Ever since I started taking Pilates, my main opp in life is this damn stupid ball.
January 27, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Ever since I started taking Pilates, my main opp in life is this damn stupid ball.
Saquon Barkley is really good at football.
January 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Saquon Barkley is really good at football.
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Make sure you buy banned books. Get a library card and borrow banned books. Read banned books.
January 21, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Make sure you buy banned books. Get a library card and borrow banned books. Read banned books.
I think my favorite genre of person in my neighborhood group is the parent who clearly hates their child. Someone posted that schools should be closed tomorrow due to ice and extreme cold and this woman commented that “the weekend has been long enough, my 8 year old is getting taken to school!”
January 21, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I think my favorite genre of person in my neighborhood group is the parent who clearly hates their child. Someone posted that schools should be closed tomorrow due to ice and extreme cold and this woman commented that “the weekend has been long enough, my 8 year old is getting taken to school!”
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Thoughts for @thecut.com on MLK Day, an unwatchable inauguration, and the Kings’ marching orders for us all.
Read here: www.thecut.com/article/dont...
Read here: www.thecut.com/article/dont...
January 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Thoughts for @thecut.com on MLK Day, an unwatchable inauguration, and the Kings’ marching orders for us all.
Read here: www.thecut.com/article/dont...
Read here: www.thecut.com/article/dont...
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I genuinely think the issue is that if you admit the richest man on Earth just hit a full roman salute on stage at an inauguration rally for the President he just fueled back into office, you also have to admit that’s really, really bad.
worries me a bit that we can’t get beyond arguing the semiotics of a
gesture anyone can see, done by a guy who spent billions on bringing the nazis back to twitter, who endorsed the AfD, etc etc
gesture anyone can see, done by a guy who spent billions on bringing the nazis back to twitter, who endorsed the AfD, etc etc
January 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I genuinely think the issue is that if you admit the richest man on Earth just hit a full roman salute on stage at an inauguration rally for the President he just fueled back into office, you also have to admit that’s really, really bad.
Taking my antacid with black coffee…that’s how you’re supposed to do it, right?
January 20, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Taking my antacid with black coffee…that’s how you’re supposed to do it, right?
The maximum number of things you should be allowed to order in a drive through is three. I don’t make the rules but I do make this one.
January 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM
The maximum number of things you should be allowed to order in a drive through is three. I don’t make the rules but I do make this one.