Riemann Zeta-Jones
@whatsejstandfor.bsky.social
SJW extraordinaire and undisputed king of Bluesky. Call me any pronoun you want except late for dinner.
They are becoming masters at lateral problem solving
December 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
They are becoming masters at lateral problem solving
Trying to figure out which is the title and which is the author
December 17, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Trying to figure out which is the title and which is the author
Had a similar experience when I told my doctor I was worried about my rectal exam
December 17, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Had a similar experience when I told my doctor I was worried about my rectal exam
"listen to your body!"
My body: *various cracking, popping, and gurgling noises whenever I move or breathe*
My body: *various cracking, popping, and gurgling noises whenever I move or breathe*
December 16, 2025 at 7:43 PM
"listen to your body!"
My body: *various cracking, popping, and gurgling noises whenever I move or breathe*
My body: *various cracking, popping, and gurgling noises whenever I move or breathe*
please dont put in the joke newspaper that i got mad
December 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
please dont put in the joke newspaper that i got mad
My 'Plenty of Safe Cranberries Here' t-shirt
December 16, 2025 at 4:24 AM
My 'Plenty of Safe Cranberries Here' t-shirt
hello yes the only thing i know about physics is something about how a cat can be alive and dead at the same time. I will now mention this thing in the cadence of a joke. i assume you are now laughing heartily! you and i both love physics jokes! we are intellectual peers, you see
December 15, 2025 at 11:13 PM
hello yes the only thing i know about physics is something about how a cat can be alive and dead at the same time. I will now mention this thing in the cadence of a joke. i assume you are now laughing heartily! you and i both love physics jokes! we are intellectual peers, you see
Jesus Christ dude people have been making this exact """"joke(?)"""" for like 30 years. You're less original than SNL
December 15, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Jesus Christ dude people have been making this exact """"joke(?)"""" for like 30 years. You're less original than SNL
RGBA? I bet the A is gross and hard to look at
December 14, 2025 at 2:44 AM
RGBA? I bet the A is gross and hard to look at
My wife is what I would consider to be an expert on Poirot and she loves the Branagh movies, and even if I didn't, I would be in no moral or philosophical position to contradict her
December 14, 2025 at 2:40 AM
My wife is what I would consider to be an expert on Poirot and she loves the Branagh movies, and even if I didn't, I would be in no moral or philosophical position to contradict her
i will pay 1000 dollars for this
December 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
i will pay 1000 dollars for this
Excuse me we do not make small talk while fucking. Our defining traits during sex are wearing beanies and complaining that our favorite food truck closed down
December 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Excuse me we do not make small talk while fucking. Our defining traits during sex are wearing beanies and complaining that our favorite food truck closed down
But that's a safety, right? I mean why did the passer do that?
December 11, 2025 at 11:56 PM
But that's a safety, right? I mean why did the passer do that?
Democracy Dies In Darkness < The News Has Layers And Makes You Cry
December 11, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Democracy Dies In Darkness < The News Has Layers And Makes You Cry
wait but whyyy
December 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
wait but whyyy
I haven't played a Madden in, like, 20 years, but kind of want to pick it back up. I assume the last 10 releases are all identical and/or bad. What should I play; what's the definitive Madden? Asked Reddit and someone said NFL 2K5, which is a fine answer, but not specifically what I asked
December 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I haven't played a Madden in, like, 20 years, but kind of want to pick it back up. I assume the last 10 releases are all identical and/or bad. What should I play; what's the definitive Madden? Asked Reddit and someone said NFL 2K5, which is a fine answer, but not specifically what I asked
I moved there just before the bike/pedestrian lanes were widened on Naito and it was already pretty good! And now it's really, really good! Portland's literally already doing what this guy wants! I don't get it!
December 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I moved there just before the bike/pedestrian lanes were widened on Naito and it was already pretty good! And now it's really, really good! Portland's literally already doing what this guy wants! I don't get it!
Like, here's the view of the downtown traffic from my apartment! It's fucking fine, and the city is so beautiful and pedestrian friendly that I never get mad about it!
Overnight Timelapse of South Portland - September 7th/8th, 2025
YouTube video by EJ
www.youtube.com
December 11, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Like, here's the view of the downtown traffic from my apartment! It's fucking fine, and the city is so beautiful and pedestrian friendly that I never get mad about it!
Yeah, I will not stand for this Portland slander. What a dipshit example!
December 11, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Yeah, I will not stand for this Portland slander. What a dipshit example!
I am begging and pleading with you to have a conversation with an actual policy expert. The things you're describing are our system as it already is! It's bad! Surely you have the resources to get in touch with someone who can carefully explain why single-payer would lead to better healthcare!
December 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I am begging and pleading with you to have a conversation with an actual policy expert. The things you're describing are our system as it already is! It's bad! Surely you have the resources to get in touch with someone who can carefully explain why single-payer would lead to better healthcare!