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Riemann Zeta-Jones
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SJW extraordinaire and undisputed king of Bluesky. Call me any pronoun you want except late for dinner.
Pinned
Playing a game of chess against the personification of Death. Little does he know, there's a vibrator up my rectum telling me what my next move should be. Occasionally it vibrates a little too hard and I moan softly. Death looks very confused and uncomfortable when this happens.
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Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
December 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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i think we should all commit ourselves to, at minimum, a national 3 day party When It Happens. one bottle of champagne in the back of your closet is no longer adequate. be prepared
December 15, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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every post is like i bet you didn’t know this absolutely wonderful thing about rob reiner and each one is different
December 15, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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I hate the Erika Kirk stuff bc I know for a fact that I would become deeply mentally unwell if I watched my husband be killed. I'm sure she's a bad person. She'd have to be to marry him. But I still don't like seeing someone in the spotlight at the worst time in their life. It's embarrassing and sad
December 13, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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The thing that gets me about this is that even if we wanted to make a positive AI ad, they never showcase AI being used to enhance someone’s day or improve their workflow. There’s no “it allows me to more easily do what I love.” It’s always presented as a failsafe for the dispassionate and incurious
Every ad for AI is like

Person: FUCK!! I don’t know what to get my loved one for Christmas!!!!!! I love them so much!!! Tell me what to do, AI!!

AI: get sock

Title Card: You are literally the smartest person for doing this
December 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Though my soul may set in darkness, it will rise in perfect light;
I have loved the stars too truly to be fearful of the night.

-The Old Astronomer, by Sarah Williams
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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these people aren’t “visionaries” they’re drunken blackjack players with a self-replenishing pile of chips and a bunch of sycophantic dopes saying shit like “splitting 10s is genius sir”
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the "Metaverse" has lost his company more than $77 billion.
December 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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My cat while attacking the vacuum cleaner.
December 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Strong Floor, No Ceiling, Never Worn
December 1, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
When I was a kid, I was sure that Pontius Pilate was called that because he flew airplanes and was, presumably, quite pontius
November 29, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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Kash Patel always looks like someone walked in on him shitting his pants
September 15, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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There is nothing wrong with autism
November 23, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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Ÿ̴̻̣̫̭̦̻̣͙̂̽̎͘r̴͍̭̒̆͆̈́̓ ̷̫͙̞͈̋̇̀͋͂ͅȏ̴̧̳̪̯͈̜͉̠̔̈̓̅̀͘͠p̸͔̜͇̬̹͔̮̝̬̔͊̏͐̋͐̏̓e̷̡̳͈̦̤̣̦̍́̒̏̂̂͘n̵̫̖͖̭̥͋̏̄̋͜͜͝ ̵̯̥̤̋̓̑m̶̻̽̓̀̌̔͗͊̍͑̏o̷̡̳͓͉̼̳̘̍͛̿̃͌͝u̵̗̭̱͓̳͐͐̆t̶̝̔̅̔̔̚͠h̶̡̛̃ ̴̖͎̣̱͓̖͎̄͝a̷̹̼̺̖͂͗̚ͅw̶͈̞̹̬͗ȁ̷̳͇̞̱̪̙̬̬į̶̧̛͕̬̄͊̌̔̀͊̇̆̚͜ţ̸͕̗̅̀̿͐̑̒̐̓i̴̜̪̘̠̣̥̊̈̌͌̏͒̏̀͊̋ͅn̶̼̖̙̖͂̇͒́́́̕͝ǵ̵̳͖̫̯̠̯̺͇̽̊̎͂͝ ̶͎̝̮̘̄m̸̳͍͈̥̝͖̊͐̓̒̇͋̾̋͜ẏ̵̦̬̼͕̱͙̒͘ͅ ̸̛͙̜̫̬̻͈̦͇͛̑̃̓̒͊͝h̵͔͓̏̈́͋͆̅̽̏̇͝ä̷̧̧̱̠̪͉͍̜́̇͊ͅr̴̨̛͇͕̪̈́̎̿̈͑̔̚͝v̶̧͍̖͇̫̠͕͙̙͚̑e̸͕͎̽̑̄͛̉̃̈s̸̤͛̀ţ̵̦̱͒̃͗
̵̡̙͕̝̐̂̀̎͐̏̇ͅD̴̛̞̥̘̼̣͈̮̟̃̾͂ͅr̴̝̪̹̫͔̱̗̬̥͓̊ì̸̡̡͚̭͎̽̈́͑͆̈́̆ͅṅ̶̛̻̟̝̥͊̏̈́̀̈́̎̚k̵̰͕̼̈́́͜ ̶̨̪͕̦̦͇͈̰̞̈́̒̈͒͐̉̏͜f̶̧̞̒̽̋͑̽r̴̨͓̥̠̫̠͙̩̣͐̀̒͋͛̓̓̕͝o̶̲̒̌̽͒m̷̨̰̙̳͓͖̬͉̽͆̎̽͋ͅͅ ̸̮̭̄̂͆̉̋̋̔̊̇m̴͉͛̉́è̴͕̖̥̰̺͚͓̗ ̶̢̫͑͑͒̔L̸̡͂̈́ő̷̝̜͂͆̈́̌̕v̸͍͓͍͖̙̺̝̈̆ë̵̜̠́͋̑͂̈́̐̂̂̐
November 22, 2025 at 10:47 PM
The economy's so bad now that companies have to glue their boxes together with cum
November 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Finally, my time has come; a day for me, an International Man
Today is International Men’s Day.
November 19, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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when I was a kid my dad could have kicked my ass because he was an adult. now I could kick my dad’s ass because he’s old. but there was one day between then and now when we were exactly evenly matched. the father/son convergence
November 19, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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How often do I have to keep reposting this strip?
#cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Lol ok I see what has happened here. My kids recently got a Highlights subscription, so I am getting really good at noticing small differences in two pictures

www.fastcompany.com/4018822/new-...
November 14, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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they gleefully announce the llm solves a difficult problem and then you find out...they use it to respond to an email, format some python, arrange two meetings in an 8 hour period.

we are going to let these people burn the planet because we are too nice to tell them they sound stupid.
lately i've been thinking about how LLMs must feel really amazing to use if you're a dumbass, but incredibly frustrating if you're just basically competent in life.
Is AI making job recruitment less meritocratic? We're getting some v interesting research studies on this question now, and the news is... not good. @jburnmurdoch.ft.com & I dive in, in the latest edition of our newsletter The AI Shift www.ft.com/content/e5b7...
November 14, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Buddy I dare you to look at my feed and guess how much sumo I watch.
November 13, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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For sale: baby gods, never known
November 11, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Its so fucking great that I haven't been able to buy any food yet this month because of not getting my SNAP, all so I can also lose my health insurance as well.
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I can't even watch my precious Lions without this fascist motherfucker showing up and ruining it
November 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM