Darkwing G Duck
@whattanerd.bsky.social
Fantasy Writer, fan of hockey, baseball, and football. Infringing on the Darkwing Duck trademark daily.
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Darkwing G Duck
@whattanerd.bsky.social
· Jan 25
Todays a great day to:
A. Share a healthy emotional space with someone you care about
and
B. Do drugs
A. Share a healthy emotional space with someone you care about
and
B. Do drugs
I'm just cycling apps hoping for something to grab my attention and whisk me out of the moment, away from my nightmare of a life.
Spoiler, it isn't working
Spoiler, it isn't working
August 19, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I'm just cycling apps hoping for something to grab my attention and whisk me out of the moment, away from my nightmare of a life.
Spoiler, it isn't working
Spoiler, it isn't working
Feeling very deflated. I know I'm being hard on myself cause I don't feel secure in my current state. I feel like there's a big ass hole in my life that I haven't been able to fill in at least 3 years, but more over since 2016.
I just don't understand it.
I just don't understand it.
August 17, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Feeling very deflated. I know I'm being hard on myself cause I don't feel secure in my current state. I feel like there's a big ass hole in my life that I haven't been able to fill in at least 3 years, but more over since 2016.
I just don't understand it.
I just don't understand it.
@primevideo.bsky.social cancelling Wheel of Time means I'm cancelling my entire Amazon Prime. Terrible fucking decision. They FINALLY have a good season unimpacted by COVID and now you cancel it? Fucking brain dead decision making.
May 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
@primevideo.bsky.social cancelling Wheel of Time means I'm cancelling my entire Amazon Prime. Terrible fucking decision. They FINALLY have a good season unimpacted by COVID and now you cancel it? Fucking brain dead decision making.
Very on brand that my step brother would jokingly use the phrase, "make me a sandwich, woman" on mother's day. Not that he said it directed towards anyone in the room, but still his misogyny is on in full force.
May 11, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Very on brand that my step brother would jokingly use the phrase, "make me a sandwich, woman" on mother's day. Not that he said it directed towards anyone in the room, but still his misogyny is on in full force.
I would love to live in a world where my dad would stop calling me on the phone.
I am working late. I work on the phone. I can't talk to two people at once. It ain't hard ffs
I am working late. I work on the phone. I can't talk to two people at once. It ain't hard ffs
April 17, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I would love to live in a world where my dad would stop calling me on the phone.
I am working late. I work on the phone. I can't talk to two people at once. It ain't hard ffs
I am working late. I work on the phone. I can't talk to two people at once. It ain't hard ffs
@booker.senate.gov thank you for your effort and your passion. I appreciate you and I wish your colleagues would follow suit.
April 2, 2025 at 4:17 AM
@booker.senate.gov thank you for your effort and your passion. I appreciate you and I wish your colleagues would follow suit.
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use of swastikas to criticize musk has increased amid ongoing protests - often simply featuring wholesale swastikas or other nazi symbology as-is, muddying the message.
this sign from today’s demo at a tesla showroom in nyc is a subvert that, i think, effectively conveys its intended message:
this sign from today’s demo at a tesla showroom in nyc is a subvert that, i think, effectively conveys its intended message:
March 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
use of swastikas to criticize musk has increased amid ongoing protests - often simply featuring wholesale swastikas or other nazi symbology as-is, muddying the message.
this sign from today’s demo at a tesla showroom in nyc is a subvert that, i think, effectively conveys its intended message:
this sign from today’s demo at a tesla showroom in nyc is a subvert that, i think, effectively conveys its intended message:
All week long I am dying for days off, then the day off gets here and I waste it in bed alone because I can't justify waking up. Depression fucking sucks
March 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
All week long I am dying for days off, then the day off gets here and I waste it in bed alone because I can't justify waking up. Depression fucking sucks
@sonypicturestv.bsky.social @primevideo.bsky.social why would you make the release of a show at midnight pacific time and prevent *most* people in the US from viewing it as soon as possible. It’s impressive how consistently you guys fuck up show releases.
March 13, 2025 at 12:13 AM
@sonypicturestv.bsky.social @primevideo.bsky.social why would you make the release of a show at midnight pacific time and prevent *most* people in the US from viewing it as soon as possible. It’s impressive how consistently you guys fuck up show releases.
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Musk’s status as a “special government employee” limits him to 130 days in the executive branch. However, despite working daily—documented by his own X posts—they claim he only works one day a week, effectively stretching his limit to 130 weeks. This needs to be brought to Congress—please share.
March 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Musk’s status as a “special government employee” limits him to 130 days in the executive branch. However, despite working daily—documented by his own X posts—they claim he only works one day a week, effectively stretching his limit to 130 weeks. This needs to be brought to Congress—please share.
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The jerk store called. They voted 11-3 to unionize! Everyone welcome Jerks Local 217
March 2, 2025 at 2:04 AM
The jerk store called. They voted 11-3 to unionize! Everyone welcome Jerks Local 217
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NO. At a time of massive income and wealth inequality we should not be giving tax breaks to billionaires. We should demand that they start paying their fair share.
February 24, 2025 at 12:11 AM
NO. At a time of massive income and wealth inequality we should not be giving tax breaks to billionaires. We should demand that they start paying their fair share.
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DOGE recommended firing workers at:
-FDA, which oversees Neuralink
-FAA, which oversees SpaceX
-USAID, which probed Starlink
-CFPB, which oversees Tesla's financing arm and a potential payment platform on X.
"Conflict of interest" is a severe understatement.
-FDA, which oversees Neuralink
-FAA, which oversees SpaceX
-USAID, which probed Starlink
-CFPB, which oversees Tesla's financing arm and a potential payment platform on X.
"Conflict of interest" is a severe understatement.
February 24, 2025 at 2:31 AM
DOGE recommended firing workers at:
-FDA, which oversees Neuralink
-FAA, which oversees SpaceX
-USAID, which probed Starlink
-CFPB, which oversees Tesla's financing arm and a potential payment platform on X.
"Conflict of interest" is a severe understatement.
-FDA, which oversees Neuralink
-FAA, which oversees SpaceX
-USAID, which probed Starlink
-CFPB, which oversees Tesla's financing arm and a potential payment platform on X.
"Conflict of interest" is a severe understatement.
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WE DID IT, JOE!
February 24, 2025 at 3:26 AM
WE DID IT, JOE!
3am post-show Taco Bell with your junk out in the privacy of your own home hits harder when you’re over 30
February 22, 2025 at 8:11 AM
3am post-show Taco Bell with your junk out in the privacy of your own home hits harder when you’re over 30
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Her husband is currently being sued for rape. She is being sued for covering up an interstate child sex ring. Her son in law is a virulent racist. Her daughter compared 9/11 to their federal drug racketeering trial. Shane’s cool though.
McMahon's confirmation proceedings are likely to focus on how she would handle Donald Trump's plans to dissolve the U.S. Education Department.
Trump's pick for secretary of education is Linda McMahon. Here's what to know
McMahon's confirmation proceedings are likely to focus on how she would handle President Trump's plans to dissolve the U.S. Education Department.
www.npr.org
February 13, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Her husband is currently being sued for rape. She is being sued for covering up an interstate child sex ring. Her son in law is a virulent racist. Her daughter compared 9/11 to their federal drug racketeering trial. Shane’s cool though.
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Depending on who I’m talking too at this Super Bowl party, the Kansas City players are either too WOKE or too MAGA.
Schrodinger's Chiefs.
GO BIRDS
Schrodinger's Chiefs.
GO BIRDS
February 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Depending on who I’m talking too at this Super Bowl party, the Kansas City players are either too WOKE or too MAGA.
Schrodinger's Chiefs.
GO BIRDS
Schrodinger's Chiefs.
GO BIRDS
Tired of being sick. Tired of being tired. Tired of being screwed over every month by someone in corporate America
February 8, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Tired of being sick. Tired of being tired. Tired of being screwed over every month by someone in corporate America
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I interrupt your doomscrolling to present you tonight’s featured meme.
February 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I interrupt your doomscrolling to present you tonight’s featured meme.
That includes standing up to Elon and his cronies
February 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
That includes standing up to Elon and his cronies
The world needs more people who are willing to do the right BECAUSE it’s the right thing.
February 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
The world needs more people who are willing to do the right BECAUSE it’s the right thing.
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The Papua New Guinea Courier is in rare form.
February 6, 2025 at 12:31 PM
The Papua New Guinea Courier is in rare form.
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* Trump does something fucked up *
💙Hashtag Resistance influencers💙: "Imagine how everyone would have react if Biden did that?"
I'M GOING TO HIT YOU WITH MY CAR AND DRIVE BOTH OF US OFF A BRIDGE.
💙Hashtag Resistance influencers💙: "Imagine how everyone would have react if Biden did that?"
I'M GOING TO HIT YOU WITH MY CAR AND DRIVE BOTH OF US OFF A BRIDGE.
February 6, 2025 at 3:27 AM
* Trump does something fucked up *
💙Hashtag Resistance influencers💙: "Imagine how everyone would have react if Biden did that?"
I'M GOING TO HIT YOU WITH MY CAR AND DRIVE BOTH OF US OFF A BRIDGE.
💙Hashtag Resistance influencers💙: "Imagine how everyone would have react if Biden did that?"
I'M GOING TO HIT YOU WITH MY CAR AND DRIVE BOTH OF US OFF A BRIDGE.
My boss would make you think replying to an email outside of work hours is going to cause the entire company to collapse.
Grow up dude, it’s an email.
Grow up dude, it’s an email.
February 5, 2025 at 6:24 PM
My boss would make you think replying to an email outside of work hours is going to cause the entire company to collapse.
Grow up dude, it’s an email.
Grow up dude, it’s an email.