TE Bergeron
whatthedickens2.bsky.social
TE Bergeron
@whatthedickens2.bsky.social
I think after the Milli Vanili we can probably stop. Our mission is complete.
January 18, 2026 at 2:08 PM
America, look. There’s your boyfriend.
December 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Last orders TODAY for your signed and dedicated copies of my books to reach UK addresses by Christmas! Thanks to my friends at Chorleywood Bookshop for providing this service 😃
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November 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I think it’s blatantly unfair that the universe expects us to deal with the Trump administration without Lou Reed around to dedicate a whole album to it.
November 30, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.
November 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
October 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Has anyone seen my rapture punch card? If I survive one more rapture, I get a free sandwich.
September 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
There’s so much going on in the world it seems like it’s really easy to lose sight of what is important. So I just came here to remind you all—Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer.
September 6, 2025 at 1:23 PM
It’s hard to believe that it went from simply hanging tea bags from their hats to walking around in public with motherlovin maxi pad taped to their heads in just 15 years.
September 2, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I have no greater sadness than to know that Frank Zappa didn’t live long enough to be on social media.
August 30, 2025 at 5:12 PM
August 28, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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August 24, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Oh fuck! The shooter apparently identified as female. This going to be bad. The horror of the entire event will be eclipsed by bigotry. I am more concerned than ever for the safety of my gay, lesbian, and trans loved ones. 🙏🏼🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🙏🏼
August 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Starting the day with some good news for a change!
Democrats Flip Key Seat In Iowa District That Trump Won By Double Digits - HuffPost
August 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
CRACKER BARREL IS KEEPING THEIR LOGO! All is right with the world. (Except he’s still enacting Martial Law, declaring war on the First Amendment, and hiding the Epstein Files.)
August 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Trump is desperately looking for a scapegoat to cover for his own failure to lower costs for Americans and firing Lisa Cook is his latest move.

It’s an authoritarian power grab that blatantly violates the Federal Reserve Act, and any court that follows the law will overturn it.
August 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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I can't believe that Partisan Pam, that repulsive pig, is as of yesterday still claiming Garcia was a MS13 gang member.
August 26, 2025 at 1:07 PM
August 25, 2025 at 2:20 PM
People who don’t watch British tv don’t appreciate how many murders would go unsolved but for the diligence of dog walkers.
August 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The only “beautiful African American lady” screaming for Trump to come to Chicago.
August 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
August 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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when do you think Trump is gonna blame trans kids for the tariffs?
April 9, 2025 at 12:35 AM
August 23, 2025 at 9:06 PM