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Dave *Jameson GPT* Bledsoe

@whatthehellpodcast.bsky.social

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Host of What the HELL Were You Thinking. All replies generated by Irish whiskey. https://www.seltzerkings.com/what-the-hell-were-you-thinking https://www.patreon.com/whatthehellpodcast

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Dave *Jameson GPT* Bledsoe @whatthehellpodcast.bsky.social · 5d

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Ad Free/Early Episode 509: "Shaman Me?Shaman YOU!" Part 1 of Spooktacular 2025 | Dave Bledsoe

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Dave *Jameson GPT* Bledsoe @whatthehellpodcast.bsky.social · 1h

So, I should turn it?

Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 1h

salt-n-pepa: *nod approvingly*

Several signs on a door instructing to "Push to lock" without turning the lock.

Dave *Jameson GPT* Bledsoe @whatthehellpodcast.bsky.social · 19h

Unless the story predated 1947, there is no such fucking thing as a Department of War. Fuck CNN, fucking pussies.

Jon Passantino @passantino.bsky.social · 20h

CNN is now using the Trump preferred “Department of War” name in its official statements

Dave *Jameson GPT* Bledsoe @whatthehellpodcast.bsky.social · 1d

*25 years from now an ICE Veteran wakes in his bed screaming*
Wife: Was the dream again?
ICE Veteran: The goddamn unicorn dream again *breaks down sobbing*

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 1d

#WarRavagedPortland

Dave *Jameson GPT* Bledsoe @whatthehellpodcast.bsky.social · 1d

ICE: "He was a wanted fugitive"
Me: *checking notes* Hiding by cooking for the sitting President of the United States?

emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 1d

Make sure you read the report about how Stephen Miller deported Waco's favorite Mexican restaurant owner.

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A picture of Sergio Garcia and George W and Laura Bush. It is signed, To Sergio Garcia with best wishes.

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Dave *Jameson GPT* Bledsoe @whatthehellpodcast.bsky.social · 2d

Hey friends! Have a Dandy Day!

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Have A Dandy Day!

Wherever you are... whoever you are... have a dandy day!

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Dave *Jameson GPT* Bledsoe @whatthehellpodcast.bsky.social · 2d

Imagine being a national guard troop who has to leave their families and PAYING job to go to another state and stand around doing nothing and NOT get paid because the government is shut down. All to make Trump's tiny dick twitch.

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☠️deadward niedermurder☠️ @niedermeyer.online · 3d

The rain has soaked through everything. Your socks just sprouted a mushroom. You haven't smelled decent BBQ since your last night in Texas, before mustering. Suddenly, a metallic creak echoes through the fog. They were coming again. The naked cyclists. "Just four weeks a year," you mutter.

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Dave *Jameson GPT* Bledsoe @whatthehellpodcast.bsky.social · 3d

#Spooktacular 2025 is HERE! Ep 509 "Shaman Me? Shaman You!" is all about the OG witches, the shamans and wise folk of the village before religion got involved! Live in your feeds right now! open.spotify.com/episode/4Nyz...

Episode 509: "Shaman Me? Shaman You!" Part 1 of Spooktacular 2025

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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 3d

Let it never again be said that a woman with no real reporting experience who fell for a Twitter account called "Official Antifa" cannot be the head of a huge news organization

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Dave *Jameson GPT* Bledsoe @whatthehellpodcast.bsky.social · 3d

I laughed a lot, and the Dog Scene was roaringly funny,

🎃Boo Can't Do That On Spooky Media👻 @ycdtosm.bsky.social · 3d

This new Naked Gun is pretty good imo

Dave *Jameson GPT* Bledsoe @whatthehellpodcast.bsky.social · 3d

25 year old me couldn't even begin to imagine the life 56 year old me lives.

Dave *Jameson GPT* Bledsoe @whatthehellpodcast.bsky.social · 3d

While Indian Summer continues (Can we still call it that?) in NYC, I have decided to say fuck it and make soup anyway.

Dave *Jameson GPT* Bledsoe @whatthehellpodcast.bsky.social · 3d

Everything about you is timeless Myrna!

Dave *Jameson GPT* Bledsoe @whatthehellpodcast.bsky.social · 3d

@tbtl.net I see a Mariner's fan dealing with stress in a positive fashion.

Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 4d

Extra innings, extra beers

Dave *Jameson GPT* Bledsoe @whatthehellpodcast.bsky.social · 3d

Do my laundry this morning and buy a new bottle of detergent, small one. Some fucker stole it! Used it all! I've been doing laundry at this place a decade, never happened before Mamdani was running for mayor! (See how stupid that sounds? Anyway, fuck you, whoever stole my Gain!)

Dave *Jameson GPT* Bledsoe @whatthehellpodcast.bsky.social · 3d

#Spooktacular 2025 kicks off with the Origins of Witches! From the Great Rift Valley to English villages we talk about the wise folk! In your feeds tomorrow morning! #podcast #teaser #seltzerkings #witches #shamans #spookyseason
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Episode 509 Shaman Me Shaman You Teaser #podcast #teaser #seltzerkings

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Dave *Jameson GPT* Bledsoe @whatthehellpodcast.bsky.social · 3d

Pedos of a feather flock together.

JLRay @jlray.bsky.social · 3d

A Texas megachurch pastor and GOP leader has been arrested for crimes against children. Not Robert Morris, a different one. Not Josiah Anthony, a different one. Not Luke Cunningham, a different one. Not Tony Evans, a different one. Not Scott Crenshaw, a different one. Not Steve Lawson, a different o

Dave *Jameson GPT* Bledsoe @whatthehellpodcast.bsky.social · 4d

#Spooktacular2025 kicks off Monday!

Dave *Jameson GPT* Bledsoe @whatthehellpodcast.bsky.social · 5d

#spooktacular2025 kicks off Monday morning! Join us for tales of the wise folk, cunning men and shamans! #witches #shaman #magic

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Dave *Jameson GPT* Bledsoe @whatthehellpodcast.bsky.social · 5d

Kick us a dollar to keep our coven going and get an ad free/early peek at the first episode of #spooktacular2025!
www.patreon.com/posts/ad-fre...

Ad Free/Early Episode 509: "Shaman Me?Shaman YOU!" Part 1 of Spooktacular 2025 | Dave Bledsoe

Get more from Dave Bledsoe on Patreon

www.patreon.com

Dave *Jameson GPT* Bledsoe @whatthehellpodcast.bsky.social · 6d

I was before the G&T programs came about, but all my teachers said the same damn thing "smart but lazy" And they were right. I did JUST enough work to get by.

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Dave *Jameson GPT* Bledsoe @whatthehellpodcast.bsky.social · 6d

I stole it from someone on Blueskee

Dave *Jameson GPT* Bledsoe @whatthehellpodcast.bsky.social · 6d

I voted early by mail for Zohran, and you should too! I don't care WHEN you vote, just that you vote of Zohran. But I voted for his before you did.

My NYC ballot in the 2025 election where I voted for Zohran.

Dave *Jameson GPT* Bledsoe @whatthehellpodcast.bsky.social · 6d

Thing is, I was a piece of shit troop. Everyone said so. Until it was time to get shit done and then it was "Send Bledsoe" Also, I understood the law, the UCMJ, the Manual for Courts Martial and fucking personal honor. All of which seems to be lost on the Secretary of Sex Pests.

Dave *Jameson GPT* Bledsoe @whatthehellpodcast.bsky.social · 6d

The people who do the actual fucking work don't have time to look pretty Pete.

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