A Wife Guy would never let me down

That…… sounds good to me! I tend to get scared that the turbulence will get so hardcore that a wing will snap off, but this jello thing sounds scientific enough and it’s also amusing to imagine myself inside of a very large jello! Thank you!

No, tell me about it!

This is then followed by wishing I could at least let my anxiety out through crying during the government-mandated half hour of non-stop moderate-to-severe turbulence on every flight

My favorite Black Sabbath song!

An hour later, in a “hey I hope you’re not mad at me” tone, he says “just so you know, I don’t trust ANYONE re: [thing], [long explanation], it’s not a you/me thing”

Yay :)

He was nice about it and he was happy I did the thing he thought he had to nudge me to do, but even if he decides to not examine it, it’s a big deal that I said something like that to my dad

Just level up Post Malone a little bit more and he’ll evolve into another Jelly Roll

Me graduating from elementary school was miraculous just because of how many times I endangered myself

[petting tiny horse] puppy :)

Cracked up over that joke that if you’re looking through a sheepdog’s hair and you only see one eye, you’re at the wrong end of the dog