Phil Incelmo
@wheredidjasongo.bsky.social
All of which makes me anxious. At times, unbearably so.
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Phil Incelmo
@wheredidjasongo.bsky.social
· Oct 12
Some fun facts about me:
1. I make zines and PDF versions!
2. Physical stock is at a discount because it’s all under my deadname!
3. I need to get all 6 of my ignition coils replaced!
t.co/ZgcVAvIVmQ
1. I make zines and PDF versions!
2. Physical stock is at a discount because it’s all under my deadname!
3. I need to get all 6 of my ignition coils replaced!
t.co/ZgcVAvIVmQ
Six hour flight and I’ve managed to eke out some WiFi AMA
November 28, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Six hour flight and I’ve managed to eke out some WiFi AMA
Me from the second I step into the airport to the first 45 minutes of a flight: I hate flying I’m scared I’m scared I’m scared I’m scared I’m scared I’m scared I’m scared I’m scared I’m scared I’m scared I’m scared I’m scared I’m scared I’
Me, 46th minute of the flight: Can I get a ginger ale please
Me, 46th minute of the flight: Can I get a ginger ale please
November 28, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Me from the second I step into the airport to the first 45 minutes of a flight: I hate flying I’m scared I’m scared I’m scared I’m scared I’m scared I’m scared I’m scared I’m scared I’m scared I’m scared I’m scared I’m scared I’m scared I’
Me, 46th minute of the flight: Can I get a ginger ale please
Me, 46th minute of the flight: Can I get a ginger ale please
BLACK FLAME SPOTTED AT FORT LAUDERDALE INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT DELTA TERMINAL
November 28, 2025 at 12:20 PM
BLACK FLAME SPOTTED AT FORT LAUDERDALE INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT DELTA TERMINAL
Was doing something that my dad thought he needed to correct me on but I was three seconds from doing it anyway so I said “You need to trust me sometimes, Dad” and there was such a long silence that we’re going to see how he processes that
November 28, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Was doing something that my dad thought he needed to correct me on but I was three seconds from doing it anyway so I said “You need to trust me sometimes, Dad” and there was such a long silence that we’re going to see how he processes that
Bromelain tablet and post-dinner walk save me……………. Save me bromelain tablet and post-dinner walk………………….
November 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Bromelain tablet and post-dinner walk save me……………. Save me bromelain tablet and post-dinner walk………………….
My dessert plate looks AI generated 😭😭😭
November 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
My dessert plate looks AI generated 😭😭😭
Mom and her cousin are telling a story how the first Mother’s Day I was alive some cousin was handing out roses to the moms and apparently 9mo Jason was crawling around and started choking and after shaking me by my ankles they pulled a giant thorn out of my mouth
November 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Mom and her cousin are telling a story how the first Mother’s Day I was alive some cousin was handing out roses to the moms and apparently 9mo Jason was crawling around and started choking and after shaking me by my ankles they pulled a giant thorn out of my mouth
Shoutout to all of the trans people weathering nasty family members today 🩵🩷🤍
November 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Shoutout to all of the trans people weathering nasty family members today 🩵🩷🤍
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"Please. My Wife. She's Very Sick"
hand embroidery, custom order.
hand embroidery, custom order.
November 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
"Please. My Wife. She's Very Sick"
hand embroidery, custom order.
hand embroidery, custom order.
“BEST IN SHOW” JOKE AT THE DOG SHOW
November 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
“BEST IN SHOW” JOKE AT THE DOG SHOW
That Chinese Crested looks like a lizard :)
November 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
That Chinese Crested looks like a lizard :)
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im not getting holiday pay for thanksgiving this yr sooooo.
also! if anyone wld like to send some extra cash into a native lesbian's pocket for indigenous people's day, it all goes towards rebuilding my savings / furnishing my apartment / paying my student loans.
venmo: @ danielleinad
cashapp: $iniebeanie
paypal: qr code below!
venmo: @ danielleinad
cashapp: $iniebeanie
paypal: qr code below!
November 27, 2025 at 2:08 PM
im not getting holiday pay for thanksgiving this yr sooooo.
One of my favorite running gag is going up to a stranger with a very large dog and saying “excuse me may I please pet your horse”
November 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
One of my favorite running gag is going up to a stranger with a very large dog and saying “excuse me may I please pet your horse”
HOWIE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
November 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
HOWIE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Received a large dono bringing the total to $80/$1245 goal! Thank you! 🙏😊
💸💕
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$30/$1,245 #mutualaidrequest #helpsky 💸💕
November 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
If you’re an Indigenous person with a G0FundM3 please post it here for today.
November 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
If you’re an Indigenous person with a G0FundM3 please post it here for today.
:)
Alice's Restaurant Massacree
YouTube video by Arlo Guthrie - Topic
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 5:56 AM
:)
🚨BREAKING🚨: after standing next to my mom I called for an emergency measurement and I am officially 5’4
November 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
🚨BREAKING🚨: after standing next to my mom I called for an emergency measurement and I am officially 5’4
Love this show poster I found online describing Soundgarden before the word “grunge” existed.
November 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Love this show poster I found online describing Soundgarden before the word “grunge” existed.
Cool, just realized another sludge metal band used a line from Moby Dick as inspiration! This band was my favorite when I was living in South Florida
Strike the Sun, by Shroud Eater
8 track album
shroudeater.bandcamp.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Cool, just realized another sludge metal band used a line from Moby Dick as inspiration! This band was my favorite when I was living in South Florida
Making up a guy to be mad at: Guy who believes the “Kurt Cobain was a trans woman” theory, but only because he heard someone say “Kurt Cobain did not write Live Through This! A man could not have written that record!” and he decided he needed to win the argument by any means necessary.
November 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Making up a guy to be mad at: Guy who believes the “Kurt Cobain was a trans woman” theory, but only because he heard someone say “Kurt Cobain did not write Live Through This! A man could not have written that record!” and he decided he needed to win the argument by any means necessary.
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CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
October 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
Can I say something without anyone getting mad
The more I think about it, I cannot emphasize how big of an impact this picture had on 18yo Jason's gender. I had only JUST learned about gender ANYTHING and I remember wanting to look like Brent but never even processing that want because it seemed impossible
![Mastodon, pictured in 2011.
From left to right
Brann Dailor (drummer/vocalist, tall thin guy with slicked back hair and stretched ears, looks like he screeches in a tight pants metal band with merch that says some dopey shit like “FUCK YOU SLUT I HOPE YOU CHOKE” in large font [thankfully Brann is very nice and has a nice singing voice])
Brent Hinds (guitarist/vocalist, broad chested white guy with arms full of tattoos, a tight black shirt, shaggy hair and facial hair, and a Polynesian face tattoo, Peak Male Performance. The Platonic ideal of a heavy metal guy, despite once famously declaring that he hated heavy metal, didn’t want to play in a “heavy metal band,” and that having to share bills with Disturbed was gay [to be fair, David Draiman ended up being a monster]. Probably got his physique from drinking a ton of beer and smoking a ton of pot. Dudes rock.)
Bill Kelliher (guitarist, white guy with a handlebar mustache, stretched ears, and lesbian fauxhawk hair. Looks like he used to dress up as James Hetfield for career day in high school, but in a cool way. Also has lots of tattoos. The one closest to smiling)
Troy Sanders (bassist/vocalist, white guy with long dark hair and neatly maintained facial hair that ends in a long but respectable pointed beard. Pretty but not in an androgynous way. Wearing a black short sleeved button up with a stylized cross on it. The only one with no tattoos)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bcs2pfpk3ajqrexhmvnc37xn/bafkreia6hvzzgrvmtytcralt62f53umrcoxv5cm5bu7leui25kobglimye@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Can I say something without anyone getting mad
I love the future. I cannot simply turn on Nickelodeon and watch SpongeBob. I have to click the channel, sign into YouTube tv, wonder why there’s no visual, ask my dad to figure it out, and then restart the fire tv. I cannot wait to hate crime a robot.
November 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I love the future. I cannot simply turn on Nickelodeon and watch SpongeBob. I have to click the channel, sign into YouTube tv, wonder why there’s no visual, ask my dad to figure it out, and then restart the fire tv. I cannot wait to hate crime a robot.