New Year, Old Mittens
@whiskeymittens.bsky.social
Former professional dog-walker, currently harassing dogs on the street for free. San Francisco, CA, USA.
Getting caught up on #theotherway and can’t get over Glen, Tazie Dylan’s giggling step-brother in a lace-front. I want him in every scene.
Also, is Dylan a secret sociopath? He’s very good looking but in a Patrick Bateman kind of way.
#90dayfiance
Also, is Dylan a secret sociopath? He’s very good looking but in a Patrick Bateman kind of way.
#90dayfiance
January 16, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Getting caught up on #theotherway and can’t get over Glen, Tazie Dylan’s giggling step-brother in a lace-front. I want him in every scene.
Also, is Dylan a secret sociopath? He’s very good looking but in a Patrick Bateman kind of way.
#90dayfiance
Also, is Dylan a secret sociopath? He’s very good looking but in a Patrick Bateman kind of way.
#90dayfiance
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I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
January 16, 2026 at 12:17 AM
I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”
Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
January 14, 2026 at 4:12 AM
January 14, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Do I need a gravity bong? Do I even smoke whole herb? Do I have friends to smoke with?
All no, but these ads for the most beautiful gravity bongs keep popping up and purely based on design I covet.
All no, but these ads for the most beautiful gravity bongs keep popping up and purely based on design I covet.
January 13, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Do I need a gravity bong? Do I even smoke whole herb? Do I have friends to smoke with?
All no, but these ads for the most beautiful gravity bongs keep popping up and purely based on design I covet.
All no, but these ads for the most beautiful gravity bongs keep popping up and purely based on design I covet.
I’m absolutely going to lose my shit at work this week, I feel, unless I can figure out how to invent extra days in the month. Don’t make me tap the Gantt chart again!
January 12, 2026 at 7:43 PM
I’m absolutely going to lose my shit at work this week, I feel, unless I can figure out how to invent extra days in the month. Don’t make me tap the Gantt chart again!
Jog-walked a 5k at SEVEN TWENTY IN THE GODDAMN MORNING ON A SUNDAY. Left my house when it was still mostly dark and 47 degrees and I can’t for the life of me get my core temperature to rise above “chilly” 5 hours later.
This may call for a toddy in the bathtub.
This may call for a toddy in the bathtub.
January 11, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Jog-walked a 5k at SEVEN TWENTY IN THE GODDAMN MORNING ON A SUNDAY. Left my house when it was still mostly dark and 47 degrees and I can’t for the life of me get my core temperature to rise above “chilly” 5 hours later.
This may call for a toddy in the bathtub.
This may call for a toddy in the bathtub.
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Immigration agents have shot at least nine people since September. All of them have been in cars.
Cops are taught not to shoot into cars. ICE keeps doing it anyway.
Immigration agents have shot at least nine people since September. All of them have been in cars.
www.motherjones.com
January 11, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Immigration agents have shot at least nine people since September. All of them have been in cars.
Wait…is he gay and a sorcerer or did his gayness make him realize he’s a sorcerer or was I just making up the part about him being gay?
Just finished ep 4
Just finished ep 4
January 11, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Wait…is he gay and a sorcerer or did his gayness make him realize he’s a sorcerer or was I just making up the part about him being gay?
Just finished ep 4
Just finished ep 4
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January 10, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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“IT WAS MURDER”
Several hundred people have formed a human banner at San Francisco’s Ocean Beach today (Sat Jan 10, 2026)
👏👏
(📸 Erik Castro)
Several hundred people have formed a human banner at San Francisco’s Ocean Beach today (Sat Jan 10, 2026)
👏👏
(📸 Erik Castro)
January 10, 2026 at 8:57 PM
“IT WAS MURDER”
Several hundred people have formed a human banner at San Francisco’s Ocean Beach today (Sat Jan 10, 2026)
👏👏
(📸 Erik Castro)
Several hundred people have formed a human banner at San Francisco’s Ocean Beach today (Sat Jan 10, 2026)
👏👏
(📸 Erik Castro)
I refuse to let Stranger Things make me like algebra. I will cling to my high school PTSD until I die.
January 9, 2026 at 6:58 AM
I refuse to let Stranger Things make me like algebra. I will cling to my high school PTSD until I die.
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Naming a police officer is not doxxing. We aren’t supposed to have secret police in America.
January 9, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Naming a police officer is not doxxing. We aren’t supposed to have secret police in America.
Why am I more skeptical of Holly aging from 2 to seemingly 11 in 5 years than, say, a pack of misfit teens successfully engaging in inter dimensional travel on the regular?
#StrangerThings
#StrangerThings
January 9, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Why am I more skeptical of Holly aging from 2 to seemingly 11 in 5 years than, say, a pack of misfit teens successfully engaging in inter dimensional travel on the regular?
#StrangerThings
#StrangerThings
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Black people five years ago: you know, they can kill anyone they want to out there
Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?
Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?
January 8, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Black people five years ago: you know, they can kill anyone they want to out there
Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?
Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?
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Call your House Rep about the ICE murder in Minneapolis - here’s a script
January 8, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Call your House Rep about the ICE murder in Minneapolis - here’s a script
She so purty
January 8, 2026 at 4:24 AM
She so purty
Apparently I picked the wrong night of the week to get Seth Rogen-level stoned (last night). But there’s no law that says I can’t turn off the brain 2 nights in a row. 😶🌫️
Here’s a cat to improve your scrolling:
Here’s a cat to improve your scrolling:
January 8, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Apparently I picked the wrong night of the week to get Seth Rogen-level stoned (last night). But there’s no law that says I can’t turn off the brain 2 nights in a row. 😶🌫️
Here’s a cat to improve your scrolling:
Here’s a cat to improve your scrolling:
I’m starting to think maybe the Upside Down is better than whatever America we’re living in now.
I understand why Karen Wheeler drinks.
I understand why Karen Wheeler drinks.
January 8, 2026 at 4:01 AM
I’m starting to think maybe the Upside Down is better than whatever America we’re living in now.
I understand why Karen Wheeler drinks.
I understand why Karen Wheeler drinks.
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School has been cancelled tomorrow and Friday across the city of Minneapolis, because our federal government has made it unsafe for children here.
January 8, 2026 at 3:07 AM
School has been cancelled tomorrow and Friday across the city of Minneapolis, because our federal government has made it unsafe for children here.
Barb, Bob, Billy, and Eddie. Why am I always surprised tho? 😢. #StrangerThings
January 7, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Barb, Bob, Billy, and Eddie. Why am I always surprised tho? 😢. #StrangerThings
Wow those Duffer brothers really just make each episode any ol’ length they want, huh?
(Finishing season 4. )
(Finishing season 4. )
January 6, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Wow those Duffer brothers really just make each episode any ol’ length they want, huh?
(Finishing season 4. )
(Finishing season 4. )
Me: “I should go outside every day for my mental health.”
Bay Area weather: “The fuck you will.”
Bay Area weather: “The fuck you will.”
January 5, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Me: “I should go outside every day for my mental health.”
Bay Area weather: “The fuck you will.”
Bay Area weather: “The fuck you will.”