mtty
@whoelsebutmatty.bsky.social
nothing interesting here, move on | aspiring discord moderator
it's been nearly an entire year since monolith were shut down already?
January 15, 2026 at 1:13 PM
it's been nearly an entire year since monolith were shut down already?
he's jack bauer in the flesh, or something like that (i never made it past season 1 of 24)
Kiefer Sutherland was arrested after a dispute with an Uber driver
He allegedly told the driver 'pull over or I'll kill you'
(via NY Times | TMZ)
He allegedly told the driver 'pull over or I'll kill you'
(via NY Times | TMZ)
January 15, 2026 at 8:54 AM
he's jack bauer in the flesh, or something like that (i never made it past season 1 of 24)
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He didn't shoot her in the head at point blank range because he felt like he was in danger. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he was furious that she wasn't afraid of him. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he felt emasculated.
January 9, 2026 at 11:25 PM
He didn't shoot her in the head at point blank range because he felt like he was in danger. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he was furious that she wasn't afraid of him. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he felt emasculated.
it doesn't matter how easy this might've been, it has a personal meaning to me
January 9, 2026 at 7:41 PM
it doesn't matter how easy this might've been, it has a personal meaning to me
should we really still be shocked that the far-right are upset at the concept of our UK government wanting to ban child porn?
January 9, 2026 at 7:33 PM
should we really still be shocked that the far-right are upset at the concept of our UK government wanting to ban child porn?
512 posts deep, and it feels like barely any of them have been the shitposts that i still strive to use social media for
January 9, 2026 at 7:13 PM
512 posts deep, and it feels like barely any of them have been the shitposts that i still strive to use social media for
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Grandma was watching the news about the ICE shooting that happened today.
Grandma: “What does ICE stand for?”
Me: “Immigration and Customs Enforcement. They—”
Grandma: “Oh, so they’re Nazis.”
If Holocaust survivors can tell, so should everyone else.
Grandma: “What does ICE stand for?”
Me: “Immigration and Customs Enforcement. They—”
Grandma: “Oh, so they’re Nazis.”
If Holocaust survivors can tell, so should everyone else.
Grandma showed me something from her childhood the other day.
January 7, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Grandma was watching the news about the ICE shooting that happened today.
Grandma: “What does ICE stand for?”
Me: “Immigration and Customs Enforcement. They—”
Grandma: “Oh, so they’re Nazis.”
If Holocaust survivors can tell, so should everyone else.
Grandma: “What does ICE stand for?”
Me: “Immigration and Customs Enforcement. They—”
Grandma: “Oh, so they’re Nazis.”
If Holocaust survivors can tell, so should everyone else.
to no one's surprise, the nazis over on twitter are getting genuinely offended by the mere mention of a wolfenstein 3 happening
January 7, 2026 at 10:52 PM
to no one's surprise, the nazis over on twitter are getting genuinely offended by the mere mention of a wolfenstein 3 happening
finally reactivated this account, but doubt i've missed anything valueable
January 4, 2026 at 1:17 AM
finally reactivated this account, but doubt i've missed anything valueable
just came back here to say fuck the UK government
July 28, 2025 at 2:38 PM
just came back here to say fuck the UK government
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Reminder: They changed the format of 4 and cut out a lot of content from it, including dozens of missions, 2 whole levels, multiple characters, and changing levels to be more simplified and empty, like getting rid of the animals in zoo. so if you want a faithful at all remake of 4, this is NOT it.
July 7, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Reminder: They changed the format of 4 and cut out a lot of content from it, including dozens of missions, 2 whole levels, multiple characters, and changing levels to be more simplified and empty, like getting rid of the animals in zoo. so if you want a faithful at all remake of 4, this is NOT it.
guess who's just finally starting playing oblivion remastered now after buying it on day 1?
July 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
guess who's just finally starting playing oblivion remastered now after buying it on day 1?
here's your obligatory 'resident evil requiem exists, and i can't fucking wait for it' post over here
June 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
here's your obligatory 'resident evil requiem exists, and i can't fucking wait for it' post over here
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Elon tweeted that he wanted a dommy mommy to crush his balls and make him scream like a pee pee piss piss boy. that was so disturbing, it makes me want to move to bluesky, the platform that is better then Twitter because everyone says so
June 3, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Elon tweeted that he wanted a dommy mommy to crush his balls and make him scream like a pee pee piss piss boy. that was so disturbing, it makes me want to move to bluesky, the platform that is better then Twitter because everyone says so
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The time Sleeping Dogs devs turned me into a "butthurt" NPC -- presumably because Ubisoft routinely got grumpy about our early cover
May 1, 2025 at 10:51 PM
The time Sleeping Dogs devs turned me into a "butthurt" NPC -- presumably because Ubisoft routinely got grumpy about our early cover
this place still exist?
April 21, 2025 at 12:29 AM
this place still exist?
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unbothered. fluffy. happy. in her sun.
April 3, 2025 at 8:51 PM
unbothered. fluffy. happy. in her sun.
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These are the same people that were willing to let their grandparents die so they could eat at Arby's again without a mask
April 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM
These are the same people that were willing to let their grandparents die so they could eat at Arby's again without a mask
as of today, i'm now officially 5 years away from being 30
please send help
please send help
April 2, 2025 at 9:26 AM
as of today, i'm now officially 5 years away from being 30
please send help
please send help
thank fuck that's finally over
March 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
thank fuck that's finally over
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just spent a few minutes scrolling through elon's feed to look for a specific thing he shared and my god he a) never stops posting and b) all of the posts are terrible
March 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
just spent a few minutes scrolling through elon's feed to look for a specific thing he shared and my god he a) never stops posting and b) all of the posts are terrible