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brooks
@whoisbrooks.bsky.social
Kansas City
January 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
fuuuuuuuuuuck
October 22, 2024 at 12:07 AM
October 22, 2024 at 12:07 AM
i like to think there’s a natural source of Dr. Pepper out there that they use to flavor my jelly beans
January 14, 2024 at 6:55 PM
i need internet friends
January 13, 2024 at 9:11 PM
oh
January 11, 2024 at 7:17 PM
anyone else contemplate death at every minor inconvenience?
January 10, 2024 at 8:45 PM
ugh
January 10, 2024 at 7:44 PM
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Autistic life:

We have lots of emotions and have empathy, but empathy and facial meaning recognition ain't the same thing

I struggle a lot to read non-verbal cues on people's faces or body posture and that with anxiety often puts me in the headspace that I must have done something wrong.
December 13, 2023 at 8:35 PM
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Nine minutes apart
November 18, 2023 at 4:18 PM
fuck
November 11, 2023 at 3:03 AM
the neurodivergent urge to ask whichever coworker that took the locker i use EVERY DAY to give it back
September 28, 2023 at 5:04 PM
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Me [being totally not autistic] I have finally organized my spice rack in the One And Only Correct Way. Please do not buy any more spices or my system will be ruined. Or use any of these for that matter. In fact it is probably best if you do not even look at them.
me [being totally not autistic]: if one more fly lands on me and touches my skin I’m going to have a full and completely meltdown 😎
September 22, 2023 at 12:48 AM
i shouldn’t be allowed to go to the grocery store when i’m high
September 16, 2023 at 3:01 PM
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Friendly reminder that you can require alt text on pics before posting so that you never forget to add alt text!

Also, alt text isn’t a full image description. You should just add enough info that everyone (including folks who use screen readers) can be in on the joke :)

I promise it’s easy!
September 14, 2023 at 11:51 AM
that’s his eager face
September 13, 2023 at 3:58 AM
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Prithee lend thine eyes and ears, good people of bluesky. Trash Tuesday will henceforth recommence. Unfurl thy freak flags and descend unto the lands like a plague of locust. Let no post fear the light of day, nor the sting of mid. Carry forth, ye strong and brave, and triumph!
IT’S TRASH TUESDAY. LET IT ALL OUT AND FLY THOSE FREAK FLAGS
what’s trash tuesday you may ask? it’s the day we all post stream of consciousness and flops don’t exist
September 12, 2023 at 12:26 PM
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elon strikes me as the type of guy who never grew out of thinking the most brilliant movie ever made was Donnie Darko
September 11, 2023 at 11:31 PM
phew
September 11, 2023 at 7:41 PM
the amount of times that people don’t lock the individual use bathrooms at work is astounding to me
September 11, 2023 at 7:26 PM