Kay Kelm
whomayshebe.bsky.social
Kay Kelm
@whomayshebe.bsky.social
Yes, and! 💥
you say "i asked chatgpt"
i hear "i asked [an improv comedy group]"

an improv group wrote this report
instead of a therapist i use an improv comedy group
chatgpt is much like an improv comedy group

1) you are the audience, giving it prompts
2) it produces things roughly shaped like your prompt
3) it is trained to respond with Yes, And
4) it has the factual accuracy of improv
5) it does not understand comedy
December 21, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Drunk Hegseth puts America last.
Nothing says “America First” like letting another country put an Air Force base in Idaho
October 12, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I'm going to a Love My Rights protest on October 18; how about you?
"After a few moments of laughter..."

The No Kings organizers with a fun, tidy response to Mike Johnson's shenanigans.
October 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I'm attending No Kings's event, “NO KINGS Fresno, CA” - sign up now to join me! www.mobilize.us/nokings/even...
NO KINGS Fresno, CA · No Kings
**In America, we don’t put up with would-be kings.** Our peaceful movement is only getting bigger and stronger. “NO KINGS” is more than just a slogan—it’s the foundation our nation was built upon. Bo...
www.mobilize.us
September 15, 2025 at 1:24 AM
This is perfect. I am also an "AI" hater.
i could keep going indefinitely because i hate this tech and it makes me furious but i'm just going to repost this and take some calming breaths
I considered writing a long carefully constructed argument laying out the harms and limitations of AI, but instead I wrote about being a hater. Only humans can be haters.
September 8, 2025 at 5:56 AM
EXACTLY. And the same with democracy: we have had a functional government for so long we have no direct experience of how bad an authoritarian regime can be.
September 8, 2025 at 5:52 AM
war is peace
freedom is slavery
ignorance is strength
Lol, we need the "AI" that is killing the environment and guzzling untold amounts of resources to save the environment. This is 1984 type of marketing, like "ministry of peace" that is actually the war department.
nature.com Nature @nature.com · Aug 22
Without artificial-intelligence technologies, balancing human-caused greenhouse-gas emissions with carbon removals by 2050 is out of reach

go.nature.com/41LtWWk
August 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Yep. Fuck Hulk Hogan. I'm not shooting up his grave marker, but I do reserve the right to the opinion that he was a piece of shit. You want to be respected when you're dead, put good into the world when you're alive.
All I think about when I hear people say that it’s bad taste to dance on Hulk Hogan’s grave is that Emmett Till’s monument had to be replaced with a 500lb steel bulletproof monument because white people simply won’t stop riddling it with bullets. So now it just has tons of dents. From bullets.
July 29, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Oof, that got dark fast..
@tomtomorrow.bsky.social @rubenbolling.bsky.social
First they come for the comedians, then the cartoonist. Kings fear being laughed at. We have a funny bone to pick with/without a smile on our faces #Colbert #Kimmel #SethMeyers #DailyShow
July 21, 2025 at 1:33 AM
We have a concentration camp on American soil. We have a concentration camp on American soil. We have a concentration camp on American soil. We have a concentration camp on American soil. We have a concentration camp on American soil. We have a concentration camp on American soil.
July 14, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I'm attending No Kings's event, “One Million Rising: Strategic Non-Cooperation to Fight Authoritarianism” - sign up now to join me! www.mobilize.us/nokings/even...
One Million Rising: Strategic Non-Cooperation to Fight Authoritarianism · No Kings
Across the country, authoritarian forces are getting bolder and more dangerous. Trump and his allies are not hiding their agenda: mass deportations, rollbacks of civil rights, weaponized courts, and f...
www.mobilize.us
July 14, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Reposted by Kay Kelm
Some thoughts on The AI Con and a conversation between @emilymbender.bsky.social and @kobotic.bsky.social at RMIT last week: pivotnine.com/blog/musings...
Musings on The AI Con
Reflections after heading Prof Emily M. Bender and Dr Kobi Leins speak on The AI Con, on 1 July 2025.
pivotnine.com
July 8, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Another opportunity to protest tomorrow, July 4.
July 4, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Reposted by Kay Kelm
June 30, 2025 at 12:46 AM
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
I'm going to try and communicate with my Republican colleagues in a new way.
June 27, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Powerful. Keep sharing.
🚨🚨The White House is pissed off about this ad so you know what to do, share it everywhere! ICE is disappearing people just because of the color of their skin! No Warrant! No Due Process! This is not who we are as Americans! #MAGAKidnappers want an all white America, fuck that‼️
June 19, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Reposted by Kay Kelm
Treat JD Vance on Bluesky like we did Donald’s birthday parade. Ignore it, don’t show up to watch it, and he will soon become sad and dejected.
June 18, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Hey, NYT, get with it!
I count 49 news headlines on the NYT mobile app home page right now, not including opinion, sports or cooking. None of them are about the massive protests yesterday.
June 16, 2025 at 4:13 AM
My Senator Alex Padilla dared to ask a question in a press conference and was thrown to the floor and arrested. This is what FASCISM looks like.
This is fascism—there are no checks & balances if legislators are arrested for questioning a member of the executive branch.

I struggle to understand how to best operate in this reality. I'm making incredible progress in my state, but uprooting this kind of evil feels beyond the scope of my office.
Sitting US Senator Alex Padilla forcibly wrestled to the ground and arrested by the FBI for attempting to ask a question of DHS secretary Kristin Noem.
June 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Reposted by Kay Kelm
"[W]e also need to hold our institutions accountable. [...] university administrators are highly susceptible to the temptations of technology-driven downsizing, big tech donations, and the appearance of being on the cutting edge."
June 11, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Signal boost. This is not okay.
RFK Jr.‘s extreme anti-vax views — and his related conflicts of interest — were a huge problem during his confirmation process.

So he promised not to change the vaccine advisory panel.

Today, he fired every single expert on that panel. It's a public health disaster.
RFK Jr. ousts entire CDC vaccine advisory committee
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has removed every member of a scientific committee that advises the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention on how to use vaccines.
apnews.com
June 10, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Ukraine took out a full 1/3 of Russia's long-range bombers with only a few thousand dollars' worth of drones, and did it without killing anyone. That's how you fight back against an aggressor. Slava Ukraini!
Ukraine delivered a devastating blow to Russia by deploying remote controlled drones to destroy around a third of the Russian fleet of long range bombers. Russia is humiliated, flailing and angry—all on the eve of Istanbul peace talks. My write-up on this incredible attack in the replies.
June 2, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Watch for the three Cs!
May 22, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Reposted by Kay Kelm
Our access to COVID vaccines is under attack. It’s more important than ever to make our voices heard by making public comment to the FDA by May 23 at 11:59 PM EST. Use our template available on our substack at peoplescdc.substack.com/p/vaccine-ac...
May 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM