PlayMeSomePimpinMane
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I keep it light and try not to make the easy things difficult.
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Yo how in the actual fuck does JD Vance question anyone else's authenticity? That mfer has had 3 different names! He has been gay and straight. He has been a hillbilly and an Ivy league elite. He has been a never Trumper and Trump's biggest ass kisser. He is the fakest mfer on Earth.
December 22, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Yo how in the actual fuck does JD Vance question anyone else's authenticity? That mfer has had 3 different names! He has been gay and straight. He has been a hillbilly and an Ivy league elite. He has been a never Trumper and Trump's biggest ass kisser. He is the fakest mfer on Earth.
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JD Vance: “her street girl persona is about as real as her nails”
Jasmine Crockett: “How about you stop worrying about me, until we are on the Senate floor together & work to stop your boss from bankrupting our country while engaging in the largest corruption scheme we’ve ever seen?!”
Jasmine Crockett: “How about you stop worrying about me, until we are on the Senate floor together & work to stop your boss from bankrupting our country while engaging in the largest corruption scheme we’ve ever seen?!”
December 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
JD Vance: “her street girl persona is about as real as her nails”
Jasmine Crockett: “How about you stop worrying about me, until we are on the Senate floor together & work to stop your boss from bankrupting our country while engaging in the largest corruption scheme we’ve ever seen?!”
Jasmine Crockett: “How about you stop worrying about me, until we are on the Senate floor together & work to stop your boss from bankrupting our country while engaging in the largest corruption scheme we’ve ever seen?!”
Dude just pushed the up man into the punter...get James Madison off the field man.
December 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Dude just pushed the up man into the punter...get James Madison off the field man.
Football's a funny game man...
December 20, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Football's a funny game man...
I told my boys we're either gonna make a run all the way to the championship game or implode in Norman...I guess we about to find out!!
Roll Tide muhfuckas
Roll Tide muhfuckas
December 20, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I told my boys we're either gonna make a run all the way to the championship game or implode in Norman...I guess we about to find out!!
Roll Tide muhfuckas
Roll Tide muhfuckas
Must be nice...
December 16, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Must be nice...
Only in Houston can it feel like 28° this morning but be 80 by the end of the week smdh
December 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Only in Houston can it feel like 28° this morning but be 80 by the end of the week smdh
"Alabama doesn't deserve to be in after today!"...for who? 😂😂 Roll Tide muhfuckas
December 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
"Alabama doesn't deserve to be in after today!"...for who? 😂😂 Roll Tide muhfuckas
Alabama is gonna have to get blown out badly for the committee to keep them out. Playing an extra game vs a team you already beat on the road is why they're going to keep them in it whether you like it or not.
December 6, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Alabama is gonna have to get blown out badly for the committee to keep them out. Playing an extra game vs a team you already beat on the road is why they're going to keep them in it whether you like it or not.
Sidenote: Once the 12 team playoff is picked, the remaining ranked teams should be placed against each other in the other NYE/NY Day games. The #12 team that barely got left out should not be going against an 8-4 unranked team just because of "conference ties".
December 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Sidenote: Once the 12 team playoff is picked, the remaining ranked teams should be placed against each other in the other NYE/NY Day games. The #12 team that barely got left out should not be going against an 8-4 unranked team just because of "conference ties".
Duke fucking the conference in football but winning the basketball natty would be SO on brand for the ACC 😭😭
December 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Duke fucking the conference in football but winning the basketball natty would be SO on brand for the ACC 😭😭
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I’ve done this, but I don’t ask. I tell.
Me: “You’re mine now”
Them: “Okay”
Simple.
Me: “You’re mine now”
Them: “Okay”
Simple.
I’ve never liked a man enough to ask them to be in a relationship. I respect women who do because yall are very decisive people.
December 4, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I’ve done this, but I don’t ask. I tell.
Me: “You’re mine now”
Them: “Okay”
Simple.
Me: “You’re mine now”
Them: “Okay”
Simple.
Damn...
Prime Minister Mark Carney: “We know that this decades-long process of our ever-closer economic relationship between Canada and the United States has ended.”🇺🇸🇨🇦
December 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Damn...
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Don’t feed it after midnight
No light brights or bright lights
And don’t let it get wet. 😇
No light brights or bright lights
And don’t let it get wet. 😇
80s babies what are the three rules when you own a Gremlin??
a gizmo from the movie gremlins is sitting on a rock
ALT: a gizmo from the movie gremlins is sitting on a rock
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Don’t feed it after midnight
No light brights or bright lights
And don’t let it get wet. 😇
No light brights or bright lights
And don’t let it get wet. 😇
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😂 😂this is fair
I love pavia when he not playing Alabama
November 30, 2025 at 5:38 AM
😂 😂this is fair
Bama should be in the playoff now right?
The committee didn't penalize SMU for losing the ACCCG last year. If that's how it's gonna be, then Alabama can't drop if they lose next week. If they do, that'll be two years in a row you fucked over them with the same coin.
"Head, I win. Tails, you lose."
The committee didn't penalize SMU for losing the ACCCG last year. If that's how it's gonna be, then Alabama can't drop if they lose next week. If they do, that'll be two years in a row you fucked over them with the same coin.
"Head, I win. Tails, you lose."
November 30, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Bama should be in the playoff now right?
The committee didn't penalize SMU for losing the ACCCG last year. If that's how it's gonna be, then Alabama can't drop if they lose next week. If they do, that'll be two years in a row you fucked over them with the same coin.
"Head, I win. Tails, you lose."
The committee didn't penalize SMU for losing the ACCCG last year. If that's how it's gonna be, then Alabama can't drop if they lose next week. If they do, that'll be two years in a row you fucked over them with the same coin.
"Head, I win. Tails, you lose."
Vandy pouring it on IN KNOXVILLE!!
November 29, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Vandy pouring it on IN KNOXVILLE!!
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You don't need to watch the clip. It's odious. I just want to observe that the right has selected for people who try to win arguments based on tone, emotion, and short circuiting topics as soon as they become inconvenient. The conversation style uses dishonesty and distraction as primary tool.
Stephen Miller’s Wife @katiemiller : “Can you cite the statute that makes the boat bombings illegal?”
@bakarisellers.bsky.social : “The due process
clause in the constitution.”
@bakarisellers.bsky.social : “The due process
clause in the constitution.”
November 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
You don't need to watch the clip. It's odious. I just want to observe that the right has selected for people who try to win arguments based on tone, emotion, and short circuiting topics as soon as they become inconvenient. The conversation style uses dishonesty and distraction as primary tool.
ESPECIALLY KFC 😭😭 I'm still mad this existed
November 29, 2025 at 6:32 PM
ESPECIALLY KFC 😭😭 I'm still mad this existed
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Ahh so they just have the invoke "but the war on drugs!" as if that suddenly makes everything legit. Sick people.
Stephen Miller’s Wife @katiemiller : “Can you cite the statute that makes the boat bombings illegal?”
@bakarisellers.bsky.social : “The due process
clause in the constitution.”
@bakarisellers.bsky.social : “The due process
clause in the constitution.”
November 29, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Ahh so they just have the invoke "but the war on drugs!" as if that suddenly makes everything legit. Sick people.
"You've proven me wrong so I'm just going to talk louder and over you." 😂
Shout-out to Bakari for entertaining this MF cuz he's better than me.
Shout-out to Bakari for entertaining this MF cuz he's better than me.
Stephen Miller’s Wife @katiemiller : “Can you cite the statute that makes the boat bombings illegal?”
@bakarisellers.bsky.social : “The due process
clause in the constitution.”
@bakarisellers.bsky.social : “The due process
clause in the constitution.”
November 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
"You've proven me wrong so I'm just going to talk louder and over you." 😂
Shout-out to Bakari for entertaining this MF cuz he's better than me.
Shout-out to Bakari for entertaining this MF cuz he's better than me.
The double down is always worse than the original act.
November 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
The double down is always worse than the original act.
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Some Friday reading
November 29, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Some Friday reading
I like how all the former Pac-12 schools are playing each other in hoops in the non con
November 29, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I like how all the former Pac-12 schools are playing each other in hoops in the non con