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is there any actor who directly killed more people than Jimmy Stewart?
August 16, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Slowly mastering the art of keeping my earbud volume just below the iPhone volume warning threshold. What’s the worst that’ll happen? My tinnitus gets worse? Likely story, one you’ll probably have to tell me at least twice so I can piece it together underneath all that ringing
August 9, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Deciding to put this account to some productive use so I’m going to periodically post some of my photography here so it exists on a platform I feel okay about. Anyway these were taken on a Pentax 645 using Kodak Portra 160
August 8, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Holy shit I’ve never had a chance to buy Billy Joel on vinyl before
July 1, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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June 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Couldn’t put the model in a better fitting suit? Just leaving dude to grapple with the concept of whether or not someone is his beautiful wife?
May 25, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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May 22, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Coconut water can’t be that miraculous, right? None of y’all are drinking it just to gaslight me, right?
May 17, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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May 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I get that I do this post for literally nobody but myself but it stresses me out that I can’t do this again until November. I could be dead by then, y’know?
April 27, 2025 at 4:23 AM
$6 federal return baby lets fuckin goooo
April 15, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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not many people know this, but every microwave hosts a fraction of the divine presence and if your food is cold in the middle it's because your soul is too full of desire ☝️
April 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM
March 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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My advice to disaffected young men is to get a squire p bass and join a band and your whole women only date rich guys reactionary politics vibe will seem pretty silly when a lady breaks up with her real estate boyfriend to date your broke ass
March 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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March 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The state of things are indeed dire but at least the people we elected to correct course are having fun with performative arts-and-crafts and putting on their scariest pouty-faces. I for one feel confident in the future
March 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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March 1, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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January 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
One of the cool things about D&D is that when new editions drop the old editions are still there. If this truly pisses you off (and nobody I know that plays D&D would be) go back and play one of the many old editions or homebrew your own rules. This is such a laughable non-issue
The role-playing game Dungeons & Dragons replaced “race” with “species” and divorced several character traits from biological identity. Some longtime players are upset (as is Elon Musk).
D&D Rule Changes Involving Race and Identity Divide Players
The role-playing game replaced “race” with “species” and divorced several character traits from biological identity. Some longtime players are upset (as is Elon Musk).
www.nytimes.com
December 31, 2024 at 9:18 PM
Me and my overly-attached cat going to the bathroom to shit at the same time
December 28, 2024 at 6:38 AM
My big flaw? Believing a robust passenger rail network would fix the United States
December 15, 2024 at 5:01 AM
Putting myself out there again (opening Hinge, going through five profiles, getting anxious, closing Hinge)
December 14, 2024 at 9:43 AM
My town has a dead but still open mall that gets its power shut off multiple times a year and honestly it’s a great bit, arguably funnier every time
December 4, 2024 at 5:19 PM
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“Goat repellent”
December 3, 2024 at 2:33 PM