Haiden Windell
@widenoodle.bsky.social
28 He/Him A very wide noodle is in your area, proceed with caution.
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Doorways are fatphobic I swear
December 21, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Doorways are fatphobic I swear
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The witched weight Witch strike again ! Careful to not wander too close to her home or your width may be "accidentally" widening ! Finished YCH, thank you to everyone in this piece <3
Tagging the peeps down in the comments
Tagging the peeps down in the comments
December 20, 2025 at 6:43 PM
The witched weight Witch strike again ! Careful to not wander too close to her home or your width may be "accidentally" widening ! Finished YCH, thank you to everyone in this piece <3
Tagging the peeps down in the comments
Tagging the peeps down in the comments
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Last month's animation! Who knew searching for the Jersey Devil cost this much food.
Check it out in HD as well as this month's animation below!
Check it out in HD as well as this month's animation below!
November 29, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Last month's animation! Who knew searching for the Jersey Devil cost this much food.
Check it out in HD as well as this month's animation below!
Check it out in HD as well as this month's animation below!
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The additional slots will be posted in the comments below! :3
November 26, 2025 at 5:33 AM
The additional slots will be posted in the comments below! :3
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25nlouis (FA) - @draventhefatrat.bsky.social - @hectorhopebringer.bsky.social - @widenoodle.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 5:35 AM
25nlouis (FA) - @draventhefatrat.bsky.social - @hectorhopebringer.bsky.social - @widenoodle.bsky.social
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What’s Mine is Yours (Page 5)
November 25, 2025 at 5:15 AM
What’s Mine is Yours (Page 5)
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New multi-slot weight gain YCH is open! It will be $35 per part. I'll be opening one or two slots at a time. DM me on here if you're interested! I'll post below if the slots are taken/ or open, as well as additional info. Hope you're all doing well and have a great week!
November 17, 2025 at 11:09 PM
New multi-slot weight gain YCH is open! It will be $35 per part. I'll be opening one or two slots at a time. DM me on here if you're interested! I'll post below if the slots are taken/ or open, as well as additional info. Hope you're all doing well and have a great week!
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Doing something different for #fattytober
This is a story — CURSED TO GROW — where each part is a Bsky post with the word in the text. All 31 story parts will be posted here in the comments, so stay tuned the rest of October!
Story themes: WG, NSFW, mystery, slight horror
Read in the comments!
This is a story — CURSED TO GROW — where each part is a Bsky post with the word in the text. All 31 story parts will be posted here in the comments, so stay tuned the rest of October!
Story themes: WG, NSFW, mystery, slight horror
Read in the comments!
October 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Doing something different for #fattytober
This is a story — CURSED TO GROW — where each part is a Bsky post with the word in the text. All 31 story parts will be posted here in the comments, so stay tuned the rest of October!
Story themes: WG, NSFW, mystery, slight horror
Read in the comments!
This is a story — CURSED TO GROW — where each part is a Bsky post with the word in the text. All 31 story parts will be posted here in the comments, so stay tuned the rest of October!
Story themes: WG, NSFW, mystery, slight horror
Read in the comments!
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fat dragon goes on a very long binge
(commission from FA)
(commission from FA)
October 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
fat dragon goes on a very long binge
(commission from FA)
(commission from FA)
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*Insert hamburger meme sound effect*
August 10, 2025 at 10:47 AM
*Insert hamburger meme sound effect*
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Happy birthday to my gremlin of a boyfriend @donutdurgn.bsky.social <3 Longest animation i've done so far ahah, so enjoy !
October 9, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Happy birthday to my gremlin of a boyfriend @donutdurgn.bsky.social <3 Longest animation i've done so far ahah, so enjoy !
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PUBLIC RELEASE - Toriel stirs from her sleep in the middle of the night, with the craving for a slice of butterscotch cinnamon pie. Little did she know just how filling it would be...
October 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
PUBLIC RELEASE - Toriel stirs from her sleep in the middle of the night, with the craving for a slice of butterscotch cinnamon pie. Little did she know just how filling it would be...
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I walked into the lounge last night to find my teenage son watching this. We have long admired @kurzgesagt.org and found their videos to be extremely illuminating. But this one in particular I think is so important right now!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zfN...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zfN...
AI Slop Is Killing Our Channel
YouTube video by Kurzgesagt – In a Nutshell
www.youtube.com
October 8, 2025 at 7:50 AM
I walked into the lounge last night to find my teenage son watching this. We have long admired @kurzgesagt.org and found their videos to be extremely illuminating. But this one in particular I think is so important right now!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zfN...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zfN...
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Day 1: Awaiting
Join in, please take a seat! Thank you for coming to this compulsory course that has become mandatory for everyone working at TzinLabs.
This is your instructor, Dan. I’m sure you’ll learn a lot over the course of this month!
#Fattytober #Fattytober2025
Join in, please take a seat! Thank you for coming to this compulsory course that has become mandatory for everyone working at TzinLabs.
This is your instructor, Dan. I’m sure you’ll learn a lot over the course of this month!
#Fattytober #Fattytober2025
October 2, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Day 1: Awaiting
Join in, please take a seat! Thank you for coming to this compulsory course that has become mandatory for everyone working at TzinLabs.
This is your instructor, Dan. I’m sure you’ll learn a lot over the course of this month!
#Fattytober #Fattytober2025
Join in, please take a seat! Thank you for coming to this compulsory course that has become mandatory for everyone working at TzinLabs.
This is your instructor, Dan. I’m sure you’ll learn a lot over the course of this month!
#Fattytober #Fattytober2025
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Kelvorax ( @widenoodle.bsky.social )
October 1, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Kelvorax ( @widenoodle.bsky.social )
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Scouting through new planets is a lot of work, especially when your latest expedition leaves you a couple of hundred pounds heavier than ever 😤
Maybe more than just a couple :3c
commission for @gassylotash.bsky.social
Maybe more than just a couple :3c
commission for @gassylotash.bsky.social
September 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Scouting through new planets is a lot of work, especially when your latest expedition leaves you a couple of hundred pounds heavier than ever 😤
Maybe more than just a couple :3c
commission for @gassylotash.bsky.social
Maybe more than just a couple :3c
commission for @gassylotash.bsky.social
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Vinod spies a tasty morsel!
September 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Vinod spies a tasty morsel!
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RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
Outcry grows after multiple trans users were targeted for mild criticisms of the anti-trans billionaire.
Bluesky silenced trans voices over J.K. Rowling, here’s why
Outcry grows after multiple trans users were targeted for mild criticisms of the anti-trans billionaire.
bit.ly
August 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
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August 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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I've made it to 3K..let's do another raffle! ✨
Win a chance to get a fullbody w/ full color from me! ONE winner will be announced on August 18th!!
RULES
⭐ You MUST be following me!
⭐ Like and RT this post
⭐ Commenting your character ref below is optional!
Win a chance to get a fullbody w/ full color from me! ONE winner will be announced on August 18th!!
RULES
⭐ You MUST be following me!
⭐ Like and RT this post
⭐ Commenting your character ref below is optional!
August 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I've made it to 3K..let's do another raffle! ✨
Win a chance to get a fullbody w/ full color from me! ONE winner will be announced on August 18th!!
RULES
⭐ You MUST be following me!
⭐ Like and RT this post
⭐ Commenting your character ref below is optional!
Win a chance to get a fullbody w/ full color from me! ONE winner will be announced on August 18th!!
RULES
⭐ You MUST be following me!
⭐ Like and RT this post
⭐ Commenting your character ref below is optional!
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August 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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ranshiin is a cool derg 😌
August 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
ranshiin is a cool derg 😌