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Willard Foxton
@willardfoxton.bsky.social
Creative Director in audio.

Made things like KILL LIST, HARSH REALITY and THE GIRLFRIENDS happen (and many others!). Won Ambie, BPA, APA, Signal and Ed Murrow Awards.

Toy soldier enthusiast.
This is exactly the sort of talk you saw in pamphlets and editorials before the American civil war
February 11, 2026 at 9:31 AM
Also the yellow bar on the bottom right is so ghastly they literally call it “the violator” in their internal documents. But seriously I don’t think I’ve seen an audible audiobook with less than five fonts. Here’s a seven font squashed tiger crime
February 10, 2026 at 9:58 AM
Definitely interesting how dogshit the cover art for the new full cast potter adaptations is. I’d send it back, the goblet isn’t even symmetrical!

Also audible always do this, but their graphic design is HIDEOUS. I count 6 fonts?
February 10, 2026 at 9:55 AM
The photo of mandelson in the EPSTEIN BRANDED SWEATSHIRT is just so insane. I mean, this was *after* the guy did time as a paedo!
February 4, 2026 at 6:18 PM
I’m nice you’ve had a massive hit dressing Connery like this, who is going to say no?
February 3, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Saw a pal sharing pics from a 40k game, and just have to say how awful terrain is in current 40k. Just a total disaster we have maybe the best era of scenery (the Ray Dranfield plastic kits) and because of the US tourney scene the bulk of the player base is playing on this garbage.
February 2, 2026 at 11:17 AM
Random thought: My favourite battleship is HMS Agincourt, built for the Brazillians, who for political reasons needed a battleship with more guns than any other battleship, who then went bust and sold it to the turks, who basically crowdfunded it and then the British stole it to fight World War One.
January 20, 2026 at 10:33 AM
I love how this reference now serves as a subtle clue he's from the evil dimension

bsky.app/profile/poli...
January 15, 2026 at 7:14 AM
Fuck the haters man, it’s great fun to play with!:)
January 10, 2026 at 1:32 PM
I mean, this is bonkers and pathetic in the way we’ve all become accustomed to, but we shouldn’t forget it’s absolutely the stuff of mad kings
January 5, 2026 at 7:45 AM
The empress of Marienburg here was done with casandora yellow over a wraithbone zenithal highlight of a brown undercoat
December 21, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Truly incredible attempt to rebrand Dostoyevsky as a romance author going on 'pon the Kindle
December 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Very happy to report that Empress Magritta VI of Marienburg (and her manticore, Murdermittens) areready to defend her home city in an event tomorrow
December 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I now know it's an optical illusion, but from these promo pics I thought you had a guy holding a banner being carried around and held up on a post to make him considerably taller, and I love the warhammer silliness of that image. I still mean to do it as a great herald in a Cities of Sigmar army.
November 26, 2025 at 1:34 PM
• How a woman-fronted team turned it into something joyful, devastating, and genuinely impactful;

• How The Girlfriends became a global hit, won awards, sold to A24, and now runs year-round with multiple seasons in production;
November 19, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Trying to read General Shaw's medal ribbons in WELCOME TO DERRY to work out what kind of service record he has.

He's got a presidential unit citation, and three campaigns in Europe and North Africa. 8th AF in WW2 i guess?
November 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
It’s such a cool army, I’ve been loving using it
November 15, 2025 at 10:32 AM
"Shall we think about composition for the publicity pics?"

"NO MAKE IT MORE BROWN"
November 14, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Also what in the ugly weird midget hugging fuckup is going on when this is in your publicity pic???
November 14, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Always love walking past James Smith and Sons in London. Always tempted to pop in and buy a sword cane in case I need to fight a duel at the opera
November 12, 2025 at 12:31 PM
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 9:24 AM
This is your "shoeshine boy giving you stock tips" moment for AI - nobody needs an AI wash option on their washing machine!
November 10, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Had to take a picture of this van because “Wow HYDRATE. Be the best” would absolutely play as a Sean Tejaratchi Crap Town ¡Especiales! bit
November 3, 2025 at 9:38 AM
A team of the world’s greatest scientists could not have calculated a product less likely for me to buy than a combination spacewolves vs tau box for kill team
November 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM
In a classic enshittification, LG have bricked my tv by installing a new app update and user agreement I can’t agree to because their server is borked
October 31, 2025 at 11:35 AM