Will Canoe-Sick
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Associate Professor of English. he/him. I’m giving the internet one more shot.
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eladiobobadilla.com
Once again I have to wonder where the hell the "libertarians" are in this perilous moment.
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jamellebouie.net
i think it is cool that a government run by fanatical bigots is on track to plunge the economy into a mountain and cause a food crisis
ddayen.bsky.social
So this is funny.
The administration just issued a rule slashing foreign agricultural worker wages. And to justify it, in a public filing, Trump's Labor Department alleges that Trump's immigration enforcement has devastated the Ag workforce and caused a "risk of supply shock-induced food shortages."
Trump Labor Department Says His Immigration Raids Are Causing a Food Crisis
In a filing in the Federal Register, the Labor Department argues there are “immediate dangers to the American food supply” due to a lack of migrant agricultural workers.
prospect.org
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(I promise you I am not trying to become a fitness influencer, even though I clearly could)
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I got to use the SQUAT MACHINE today!! Killing It: Leg Day Edition
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sarahandco.bsky.social
It's not hoarding if it's books.
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#rememberhumoroushashtagsfromoldtwitter? #thatwasthebestpartoftheoldwebsite
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My student personal trainer told me I *might* get to do a bench press by the end of the semester!!! #killingit #alsobringingbackhashtags
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johnmoe.bsky.social
When musicians don’t know how to end a song, they just fade out. I think other writers should do that too. Sketch comedy, screenwriting, playwrights. Have everyone talk softer and softer as they slowly sneak off stage.
Novelists can end chapters with gradually shrinking type.
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I’ve always meant to watch it!
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ALL THE PRESIDENT’S MEN would be a great double feature with THE INSIDER
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ALL THE PRESIDENT’S MEN is a great movie about pieces of paper and landline phones
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ALL THE PRESIDENT’S MEN slaps
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I just accidentally saw a deepfake of Pres*dent Tr*mp doing ollies on a skateboard, and I think this sentence clearly demonstrates that the internet was a mistake
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(This is both a joke and a true statement)
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Joke I plan to make in class today:

I don’t care what you youths say, physical copies of books are great. Do I bring a physical copy of the book I quote on the PowerPoint to class just because I find physical copies of books comforting? Obviously

ESPECIALLY when they’re written by Raymond Williams
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esqueer.net
It's as if intellectual property laws or human decency don't exist for these people. They have no idea the kinds of malicious ways this can be utilized and they're just unleashing this on the world to prop up their AI market bubble.
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ryanboyd.bsky.social
Reimagine your course with Kludge . . . OR ELSE!
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Stay away from my carefully curated personal brand, Tobias!
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mobydickatsea.bsky.social
the doom of boats, and ships, and men
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Every post-Garfunkel Paul Simon song is just a ripoff of “I’ve Just Seen A Face” send tweet
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Today in my Irish Literature course, we discussed “The Dead” by James Joyce, and one of the students asserted that “this is the story where Joyce invents imposter syndrome.”