William Bayfield
@williambayfield.bsky.social
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Ahhh, finally...
So it took much fiddling to get the formatting right - Amazon KDP kept printing the main text microscopically tiny.
But finally... FINALLY...!
'Two Brothers Went Fishing' is now out in paperback.
Just in time for Christmas.
#booksky #scifi
www.amazon.com/Brothers-Wen...
So it took much fiddling to get the formatting right - Amazon KDP kept printing the main text microscopically tiny.
But finally... FINALLY...!
'Two Brothers Went Fishing' is now out in paperback.
Just in time for Christmas.
#booksky #scifi
www.amazon.com/Brothers-Wen...
Remember during the 2020 bushfires, conservative politicians and pundits crowing about it being an inappropriate time to discuss climate change?
Funny how the same people are climbing all over the Bondi crime scene trying to recruit traumatised survivors into somehow making it about the government.
Funny how the same people are climbing all over the Bondi crime scene trying to recruit traumatised survivors into somehow making it about the government.
December 19, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Remember during the 2020 bushfires, conservative politicians and pundits crowing about it being an inappropriate time to discuss climate change?
Funny how the same people are climbing all over the Bondi crime scene trying to recruit traumatised survivors into somehow making it about the government.
Funny how the same people are climbing all over the Bondi crime scene trying to recruit traumatised survivors into somehow making it about the government.
Does anyone know if a word exists to describe someone who is simultaneously a moron, a narcissist, a conman, a sexual predator, a fascist and an international embarrassment?
Not sure if there’ll ever be a time I’ll need it, but just in case.
Not sure if there’ll ever be a time I’ll need it, but just in case.
December 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Does anyone know if a word exists to describe someone who is simultaneously a moron, a narcissist, a conman, a sexual predator, a fascist and an international embarrassment?
Not sure if there’ll ever be a time I’ll need it, but just in case.
Not sure if there’ll ever be a time I’ll need it, but just in case.
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[trying to explain to a Republican why losing Rob Reiner feels so devastating]
so like, imagine your favorite rapist died
so like, imagine your favorite rapist died
December 15, 2025 at 4:03 PM
[trying to explain to a Republican why losing Rob Reiner feels so devastating]
so like, imagine your favorite rapist died
so like, imagine your favorite rapist died
Silly of course, because Trump is famously teetotal.
And if he did drink, beer wouldn’t be his tipple. He cosplays allegiance to rugged, beer-drinking American masculinity. But really he’s an effete milquetoast rich boy who uses hairspray and fake tan.
Sparkling rose maybe? Pina colada?
And if he did drink, beer wouldn’t be his tipple. He cosplays allegiance to rugged, beer-drinking American masculinity. But really he’s an effete milquetoast rich boy who uses hairspray and fake tan.
Sparkling rose maybe? Pina colada?
Headline: “Trump hits new low.”
Trump: “Hold my beer.”
Trump: “Hold my beer.”
December 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Silly of course, because Trump is famously teetotal.
And if he did drink, beer wouldn’t be his tipple. He cosplays allegiance to rugged, beer-drinking American masculinity. But really he’s an effete milquetoast rich boy who uses hairspray and fake tan.
Sparkling rose maybe? Pina colada?
And if he did drink, beer wouldn’t be his tipple. He cosplays allegiance to rugged, beer-drinking American masculinity. But really he’s an effete milquetoast rich boy who uses hairspray and fake tan.
Sparkling rose maybe? Pina colada?
Reposted by William Bayfield
To combat the right you can get involved in community organizations, donate to your local Planned Parenthood, give your time to aid organizations and shelters, attend civic meetings, make your neighborhood a more welcoming place for marginalized people. Logging onto Elon's website doesn't help.
December 15, 2025 at 8:10 PM
To combat the right you can get involved in community organizations, donate to your local Planned Parenthood, give your time to aid organizations and shelters, attend civic meetings, make your neighborhood a more welcoming place for marginalized people. Logging onto Elon's website doesn't help.
Headline: “Trump hits new low.”
Trump: “Hold my beer.”
Trump: “Hold my beer.”
December 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Headline: “Trump hits new low.”
Trump: “Hold my beer.”
Trump: “Hold my beer.”
Beautiful thread. #RIP
When Rob Reiner was on his all-time epic run at the start of his career, he had an opportunity to read a script that was looking for a production partner, and he lost his mind for it. He decided Castle Rock had to have it, no matter what.
December 15, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Beautiful thread. #RIP
What is it with all these YouTubers with totally bizarre voices? Like, at least a quarter of clips I see have someone who talks in a way that is weirder than anyone I've heard speak in real life.
December 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
What is it with all these YouTubers with totally bizarre voices? Like, at least a quarter of clips I see have someone who talks in a way that is weirder than anyone I've heard speak in real life.
If someone said to me "Blink twice if you need help", I'd just have a total Pavlovian bug-out and blink 13 or 14 times.
December 13, 2025 at 4:00 AM
If someone said to me "Blink twice if you need help", I'd just have a total Pavlovian bug-out and blink 13 or 14 times.
I think I have met this person.
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-w...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-w...
I Work For an Evil Company, but Outside Work, I’m Actually a Really Good Person
I love my job. I make a great salary, there’s a clear path to promotion, and a never-ending supply of cold brew in the office. And even though my j...
www.mcsweeneys.net
December 11, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I think I have met this person.
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-w...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-w...
December 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Routine reminder that World in My Eyes by Depeche Mode is the bangingest banger of an album opener in all of time.
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Depeche Mode - Violator (Deluxe) (Full Album) - YouTube
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December 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Routine reminder that World in My Eyes by Depeche Mode is the bangingest banger of an album opener in all of time.
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
All day yesterday it felt like a Thursday, so how the fuck is today Wednesday?
December 10, 2025 at 2:48 AM
All day yesterday it felt like a Thursday, so how the fuck is today Wednesday?
Not sure this work is for me.
December 9, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Not sure this work is for me.
Paul Dano was brilliant in There Will Be Blood. It really just seems like Tarantino can’t distinguish between the actor and the character he’s depicting on screen. Which is weird for a director feted as “good with actors”.
Tarantino is clearly a pretty shitty person though - that’s settled now.
Tarantino is clearly a pretty shitty person though - that’s settled now.
December 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Paul Dano was brilliant in There Will Be Blood. It really just seems like Tarantino can’t distinguish between the actor and the character he’s depicting on screen. Which is weird for a director feted as “good with actors”.
Tarantino is clearly a pretty shitty person though - that’s settled now.
Tarantino is clearly a pretty shitty person though - that’s settled now.
Listening to my body today. It's saying "A halal snack pack and a hot bath."
December 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Listening to my body today. It's saying "A halal snack pack and a hot bath."
I love footballball but FIFA and Fascism is simply not worth it. I will not go to America or watch the games on Telly. I will #boycottTheWorldCup money makers.
December 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Oceanographers currently monitoring strange phenomenon in Caribbean as 80+ South American fishermen turn in their watery graves.
December 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Oceanographers currently monitoring strange phenomenon in Caribbean as 80+ South American fishermen turn in their watery graves.
What I just can’t figure out is what the incentives are for Infantino to be such a pathetic, spineless, sycophantic arselicker.
He can’t need money, right? And he must know this isn’t good for football. Maybe someone’s got dirt on him.
Or maybe he’s actually just… like this.
He can’t need money, right? And he must know this isn’t good for football. Maybe someone’s got dirt on him.
Or maybe he’s actually just… like this.
December 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
What I just can’t figure out is what the incentives are for Infantino to be such a pathetic, spineless, sycophantic arselicker.
He can’t need money, right? And he must know this isn’t good for football. Maybe someone’s got dirt on him.
Or maybe he’s actually just… like this.
He can’t need money, right? And he must know this isn’t good for football. Maybe someone’s got dirt on him.
Or maybe he’s actually just… like this.
Saw Frankenstein. Somewhat…. laboured.
But Jacob Elordi really is quite the talent.
But Jacob Elordi really is quite the talent.
December 5, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Saw Frankenstein. Somewhat…. laboured.
But Jacob Elordi really is quite the talent.
But Jacob Elordi really is quite the talent.
Starting to think I might skip next year’s World Cup.
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December 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Starting to think I might skip next year’s World Cup.
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