William H
@williamh.bsky.social
“Should yogurt be carbonated?” I think to myself as I check the expiration date
October 23, 2025 at 2:42 PM
“Should yogurt be carbonated?” I think to myself as I check the expiration date
The funniest thing about OpenAI pivoting to sexbots is that they realized it’s the only way to make real profit
Can’t recoup nearly a trillion of investments from writing emails and thank you notes? Maybe get millions and millions of lonely people addicted to a love app for $99/mo
Can’t recoup nearly a trillion of investments from writing emails and thank you notes? Maybe get millions and millions of lonely people addicted to a love app for $99/mo
October 15, 2025 at 2:27 PM
The funniest thing about OpenAI pivoting to sexbots is that they realized it’s the only way to make real profit
Can’t recoup nearly a trillion of investments from writing emails and thank you notes? Maybe get millions and millions of lonely people addicted to a love app for $99/mo
Can’t recoup nearly a trillion of investments from writing emails and thank you notes? Maybe get millions and millions of lonely people addicted to a love app for $99/mo
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"Just because I’m not on the keyboard—and you have to add two extra steps for me to appear correctly—I’m suddenly the product of some soulless technology?"
The Em Dash Responds to the AI Allegations
“In recent months, a curious fixation has emerged in corners of academia: the em dash. More specifically, the apparent moral panic around how it is...
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July 20, 2025 at 12:30 PM
"Just because I’m not on the keyboard—and you have to add two extra steps for me to appear correctly—I’m suddenly the product of some soulless technology?"
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“Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?” Alois asked again, more insistently.
“Knock knock.”
And so it went for years. It wasn’t until his deathbed that Alois realized he was on the outside of the door.
(Happy b-day, Franz!)
“Who’s there?”
“Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?” Alois asked again, more insistently.
“Knock knock.”
And so it went for years. It wasn’t until his deathbed that Alois realized he was on the outside of the door.
(Happy b-day, Franz!)
Kafka’s Joke Book
Why did the chicken cross the road? It had been crossing so long it could not remember. As it stopped in the middle to look back, a car sped by, sp...
buff.ly
July 3, 2025 at 5:20 PM
“Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?” Alois asked again, more insistently.
“Knock knock.”
And so it went for years. It wasn’t until his deathbed that Alois realized he was on the outside of the door.
(Happy b-day, Franz!)
“Who’s there?”
“Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?” Alois asked again, more insistently.
“Knock knock.”
And so it went for years. It wasn’t until his deathbed that Alois realized he was on the outside of the door.
(Happy b-day, Franz!)
The new Running Man trailer looks *terrible*. It’s going to be worse than the Total Recall and Robocop remakes
Who’s behind these 80s remakes? Jimmy Savile? They keep fucking our childhood
#runningman #therunningman
Who’s behind these 80s remakes? Jimmy Savile? They keep fucking our childhood
#runningman #therunningman
July 2, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The new Running Man trailer looks *terrible*. It’s going to be worse than the Total Recall and Robocop remakes
Who’s behind these 80s remakes? Jimmy Savile? They keep fucking our childhood
#runningman #therunningman
Who’s behind these 80s remakes? Jimmy Savile? They keep fucking our childhood
#runningman #therunningman
This guy was mentioned in the news and I had to look him up to if I heard it right—his name is so *absurdly* French that it sounds like what you’d get if someone had to quickly make up an alibi who lives in Montreal
It’s like a German named Klaus Von Sauerkraut. Or a Brit named Benedict Cumberbatch
It’s like a German named Klaus Von Sauerkraut. Or a Brit named Benedict Cumberbatch
June 29, 2025 at 1:15 AM
This guy was mentioned in the news and I had to look him up to if I heard it right—his name is so *absurdly* French that it sounds like what you’d get if someone had to quickly make up an alibi who lives in Montreal
It’s like a German named Klaus Von Sauerkraut. Or a Brit named Benedict Cumberbatch
It’s like a German named Klaus Von Sauerkraut. Or a Brit named Benedict Cumberbatch
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this ‘jurassic park’ story 😭
March 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
this ‘jurassic park’ story 😭
So I shouted out “THE CONDIMENT BAR!!” at the top of my lungs
January 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
So I shouted out “THE CONDIMENT BAR!!” at the top of my lungs
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There’s something his expression that makes it look like it’s from The Onion
January 2, 2024 at 7:48 PM
There’s something his expression that makes it look like it’s from The Onion
My son is a picky eater. I suspect that about 90% of the molecules in his body come from either bread or cheese.
If he ever does 23andme, his results will come back as wheat and cow.
If he ever does 23andme, his results will come back as wheat and cow.
December 8, 2023 at 7:17 AM
My son is a picky eater. I suspect that about 90% of the molecules in his body come from either bread or cheese.
If he ever does 23andme, his results will come back as wheat and cow.
If he ever does 23andme, his results will come back as wheat and cow.
Can we just call all posts on short-form social media platforms “tweets” regardless of if they’re on Bluesky, X, Threads, or whatever?
“Skeets” sounds awful and “a thread” already means a thing on the internet. “Tweets” just sounds the best and i like how it references the history of the concept.
“Skeets” sounds awful and “a thread” already means a thing on the internet. “Tweets” just sounds the best and i like how it references the history of the concept.
November 28, 2023 at 2:15 AM
Can we just call all posts on short-form social media platforms “tweets” regardless of if they’re on Bluesky, X, Threads, or whatever?
“Skeets” sounds awful and “a thread” already means a thing on the internet. “Tweets” just sounds the best and i like how it references the history of the concept.
“Skeets” sounds awful and “a thread” already means a thing on the internet. “Tweets” just sounds the best and i like how it references the history of the concept.
I got autocorrected to “bulls hit” for the first time and it’s so bizarre. I’ve been using iPhones for over ten years and I feel my data profile should be pretty ducking clear what carp I intend to type
November 17, 2023 at 10:47 PM
I got autocorrected to “bulls hit” for the first time and it’s so bizarre. I’ve been using iPhones for over ten years and I feel my data profile should be pretty ducking clear what carp I intend to type
