Will (he/him)
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Will (he/him)
@willmooreston.com
Writer. Seattle. Anti-AI since ‘84.
Built like a brick shithouse full of kittens.
Father. Husband. ND. 🏊‍♂️🚴‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏋💅🤘🥃
Not bad for an atheist, eh?
December 14, 2025 at 7:15 PM
But what’s his stance on grilled cheese sandwiches?
December 14, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Thanks! Might try that one next.
December 8, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Ha. Yeah. Lived a great many more years
December 6, 2025 at 2:52 AM
We had a dog that once got into the pantry at night and tore into a brand new giant bag of kibble, consumed the lot. In the morning she was found with a distended belly and unable to get up, but still managed to paw at her food bowl, asking to be fed.
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I counted 47 words.

Did I win?
December 4, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Pretty banging hill, though
December 3, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Can’t wait for the 24 hour looped ASMR version to hit YouTube.
November 30, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Drugs
November 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Ohhhhhh. I thought for a sec you performed surgery on your own gastrointestinal tract. Ha.
November 29, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Mistress for Christmas, AC/DC
November 28, 2025 at 8:57 PM