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Wheelbarrow full of skulls (he/him)

@willmooreston.com

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Writer. Seattle. Anti-AI since ‘84. willmooreston.com Father. Husband. ND. 🏊‍♂️🚴‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏋💅🤘🥃

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Wheelbarrow full of skulls (he/him) @willmooreston.com · Mar 29

Hey there friend. Wanna get to know me better? Have a look at what I listened to on this ridiculous 14mi morning #run 🧵

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Wheelbarrow full of skulls (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 7h

Kiddo challenged me to try nanowrimo again. I accepted, and decided to use an idea I had a year ago for a mid grade sci-fi. My swim this morning flew by, as I was lost to the world building going on in my head. This is going to be fun.

Wheelbarrow full of skulls (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 1d

Fun part of Decorative Facial Hair season is picking fragrances. This year I went with Tea Tree for beard wash & conditioner, and a set each of Spiced Vanilla and Coffee & Whiskey for oil & balm,

And lemme tell ya, I smell lovely.

Wheelbarrow full of skulls (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 2d

How do I know the shopping center is evil?

Every time it loses power it turns into Darth Mall

Wheelbarrow full of skulls (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 3d

Subsistence hunting the rich, so hot right now.

Wheelbarrow full of skulls (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 7d

I think I’ve (uselessly) finally composed the perfect online dating profile: I’m the kind of guy that, upon opening a new package of single serving string cheeses with perforations between each packet, will separate each of the individual packets and then put them back into the original package.

Wheelbarrow full of skulls (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 7d

15 years later, I haven’t done a tri in years (kids are a time suck), but the training mentality has stuck, the habit is formed.

I’m still training for some future race. I don’t know when, I don’t know where, but man, I’m going to crush it.

Wheelbarrow full of skulls (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 7d

I hated exercise until I signed up for my first sprint triathlon. That transformed exercise into training. I loved it so much that I just kept signing up for races in places I wanted to see, and that kept me training. The logistics of fitting in 3 disciplines around work was fun, too.

John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 8d

I have officially begun exercising again, and resuming it confirms what I already knew about myself: I fucking hate it, never get the benefit of "endorphin rush" and therefore participate in it only under duress, ie, the knowledge that as a 56-year-old person, if I don't, later life will suck more.

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Wheelbarrow full of skulls (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 8d

Happy to report my hair grow-out process has achieve troll doll up-do length.

White dude from eyes up making crazy eyes with one eyebrow raises and hair in a weird troll doll up-do

Wheelbarrow full of skulls (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 8d

I bet many of the lyrics of Take Down are from Rumi’s own negative self-talk while looking at herself in the mirror. 😢

Wheelbarrow full of skulls (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 10d

Continuing a long history of being the absolute best:

Xiran Jay Zhao @xiranjayzhao.bsky.social · 10d

A statement. Please read.

It has come to my attention that some very troubling allegations have been made against me. It is my intention for this statement to bring some clarity to the situation.

My whereabouts from 9:30AM to 9:37AM CET on October 19th, 2025 are perfectly accounted for. I was with my friend Lune at the Musée de la Révolution française in Vizille, Southern France. It is a 3-hour train ride away from Paris, which is in Northern France. It is not physically possible for me to have crossed the country and back within the span of minutes. I would provide time-stamped photographic evidence of this, but I was so overcome with emotion that I neglected to take any. Sometimes what matters most in life is living in the moment.

Some have pointed out that my bookcase in my previous Reel looks different from my usual bookcase. There is a perfectly reasonable explanation for this that I am declining to reveal for privacy reasons. I am not in hiding. I am not in possession of priceless jewels I am now struggling to think of how to sell without alerting French authorities. My actions online are not an attempt to distract from any crimes.

My personal animosity for Mr. Napoleon Bonaparte aside, I would never think to partake in any act of blatant, brilliantly planned and expertly executed theft of his family jewels. I would not know what to do with them. I would be hoping someone in the comments would tell me what to do with them. But I am not asking that because I do not have them.

- XJZ 💔

Wheelbarrow full of skulls (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 12d

Go for it! I’d also highly recommend triathlon, especially if going for a marathon gets to be too much (or too boring). Same (or more) supportive energy, even at shorter distances.

Wheelbarrow full of skulls (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 13d

Fry haddock, and loose the cods of war.

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Wheelbarrow full of skulls (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 19d

my max heart rate topped out 11 points higher than the supposed max for my age during my end of run sprint finish, and I did not die.

Noice.

Wheelbarrow full of skulls (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 22d

I had a dream last night that Brad Pitt was my advisor for some high level biology-ish course. I was worried I hadn't done a good enough job on my final paper, but he was very reassuring that my data was solid, my arguments well stated, etc etc. He was very kind and reassuring.

It was weird.

Wheelbarrow full of skulls (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 28d

a close up of a woman 's face with a ponytail and a surprised look on her face .

Alt: a close up of a woman 's face with a ponytail and a surprised look on her face, captioned “the limit does not exist!”

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Wheelbarrow full of skulls (he/him) @willmooreston.com · 29d

got to see @dragonforce.com and @powerwolfmetal.bsky.social last night and it was absolutely phenomenal.

White dude in a black mask in front of the Paramount marquee displaying POWERWOLF

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Wheelbarrow full of skulls (he/him) @willmooreston.com · Sep 28

… but you repeat yourself.

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Wheelbarrow full of skulls (he/him) @willmooreston.com · Sep 27

Ooo, “twink priests in cassocks” be a helluva band name though.

Wheelbarrow full of skulls (he/him) @willmooreston.com · Sep 27

K-pop boy band with lyrics about overcoming the misogyny and toxic masculinity you were raised on, and also a little moon worship: Sokka Boys

a man in a pink shirt is laughing with the word netflix on the bottom right

Alt: a man in a pink shirt is laughing with the word netflix on the bottom right (from K-pop demon hunters)

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Wheelbarrow full of skulls (he/him) @willmooreston.com · Sep 26

I still miss the chill vibes of watching the defrag program do its thing. So soothing.

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Wheelbarrow full of skulls (he/him) @willmooreston.com · Sep 25

This is the way.

Wheelbarrow full of skulls (he/him) @willmooreston.com · Sep 23

Squirrel!

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Wheelbarrow full of skulls (he/him) @willmooreston.com · Sep 23

No I meant that if his memoir is ending than so must his life be, ya gold digging black widow. #jokefail

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Wheelbarrow full of skulls (he/him) @willmooreston.com · Sep 23

It ends?!? What are you planning?!?!!

Wheelbarrow full of skulls (he/him) @willmooreston.com · Sep 22

When I was 15 I wanted to get on Letterman’s “stupid human tricks” segment so I tried holding a light bulb in my mouth & hooked the wires of an AC->DC converter to my braces to light it up like uncle fester.

I came to with a sore head and decided that trick was perhaps a touch *too* stupid.

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