Will (he/him)
@willmooreston.com
Writer. Seattle. Anti-AI since ‘84.
Built like a brick shithouse full of kittens.
Father. Husband. ND. 🏊♂️🚴♂️🏃♂️🏋💅🤘🥃
Built like a brick shithouse full of kittens.
Father. Husband. ND. 🏊♂️🚴♂️🏃♂️🏋💅🤘🥃
Did you know you can use an old protein shaker bottle as a sourdough starter jar? Sure can, Bob. And then 6 days later you can make this beauty.
December 12, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Did you know you can use an old protein shaker bottle as a sourdough starter jar? Sure can, Bob. And then 6 days later you can make this beauty.
A mature and sensible person trimming their mustache: …
Me: trim trimminy, trim trimminy, trim trim, taroooo
Me: trim trimminy, trim trimminy, trim trim, taroooo
December 11, 2025 at 3:21 PM
A mature and sensible person trimming their mustache: …
Me: trim trimminy, trim trimminy, trim trim, taroooo
Me: trim trimminy, trim trimminy, trim trim, taroooo
Turns out I’m fucking amazing at baking bread.
December 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Turns out I’m fucking amazing at baking bread.
“Blood is delicious.”
December 9, 2025 at 7:53 PM
“Blood is delicious.”
I’m entering my bread era and got Paul Hollywood’s “Bake” and he says “Most people’s homes are around 70°F…” and OMG is that true? My wife stares daggers if the thermostat creeps over 63. I’d be fine around 65, but 70 is when we start breaking out the frozen neck rings and walking around topless.
December 8, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I’m entering my bread era and got Paul Hollywood’s “Bake” and he says “Most people’s homes are around 70°F…” and OMG is that true? My wife stares daggers if the thermostat creeps over 63. I’d be fine around 65, but 70 is when we start breaking out the frozen neck rings and walking around topless.
You can poop if you want to, it comes out from behind… - Men Without Pants
a man in a vest and tie is walking down a dirt road with a group of people behind him .
Alt: a man in a vest and tie is walking down a dirt road with a group of people behind him .
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
You can poop if you want to, it comes out from behind… - Men Without Pants
Good morning. Your contemplative motivational sermon for today is:
- If You Know What I Mean (Neil Diamond)
lol. Almost wrote that as Nail Diamond… good metal cover band name.
- If You Know What I Mean (Neil Diamond)
lol. Almost wrote that as Nail Diamond… good metal cover band name.
December 4, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Good morning. Your contemplative motivational sermon for today is:
- If You Know What I Mean (Neil Diamond)
lol. Almost wrote that as Nail Diamond… good metal cover band name.
- If You Know What I Mean (Neil Diamond)
lol. Almost wrote that as Nail Diamond… good metal cover band name.
/laughs in aging metalhead with children
Narrator: it wasn’t the children, and he was not ashamed. KPDH rules.
Narrator: it wasn’t the children, and he was not ashamed. KPDH rules.
December 4, 2025 at 1:03 AM
/laughs in aging metalhead with children
Narrator: it wasn’t the children, and he was not ashamed. KPDH rules.
Narrator: it wasn’t the children, and he was not ashamed. KPDH rules.
December 2, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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The Commune is part of a fantasy bundle on Itch!! You can get a metric shit ton of great fantasy to get you through the holidays itch.io/b/3409/end-o...
December 1, 2025 at 5:13 PM
The Commune is part of a fantasy bundle on Itch!! You can get a metric shit ton of great fantasy to get you through the holidays itch.io/b/3409/end-o...
Me: I had an idea for a book brothel.
Wife: …
Me: it’s where beautiful people are paid to read books, so you can go and read next to beautiful people.
Wife: (laughs)… wait, you already have that here. I read all the time!
Me: they’d be reading physical books. It’s different.
Wife: (scowls)
Wife: …
Me: it’s where beautiful people are paid to read books, so you can go and read next to beautiful people.
Wife: (laughs)… wait, you already have that here. I read all the time!
Me: they’d be reading physical books. It’s different.
Wife: (scowls)
December 1, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Me: I had an idea for a book brothel.
Wife: …
Me: it’s where beautiful people are paid to read books, so you can go and read next to beautiful people.
Wife: (laughs)… wait, you already have that here. I read all the time!
Me: they’d be reading physical books. It’s different.
Wife: (scowls)
Wife: …
Me: it’s where beautiful people are paid to read books, so you can go and read next to beautiful people.
Wife: (laughs)… wait, you already have that here. I read all the time!
Me: they’d be reading physical books. It’s different.
Wife: (scowls)
Roasted a turkey for the first time ever. 12.72 pounds, and it was glorious.
November 28, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Roasted a turkey for the first time ever. 12.72 pounds, and it was glorious.
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If writing is so easy why do people argue that they can’t do it without the pablumatic verbiage extruder
And if it’s so difficult then why do people think it’s not labour and writers are not workers
And if it’s so difficult then why do people think it’s not labour and writers are not workers
November 27, 2025 at 4:10 AM
If writing is so easy why do people argue that they can’t do it without the pablumatic verbiage extruder
And if it’s so difficult then why do people think it’s not labour and writers are not workers
And if it’s so difficult then why do people think it’s not labour and writers are not workers
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I really wish we'd stop calling them climate "skeptics" or "vaccine skeptics", if you jump off a cliff we don't call you a "gravity skeptic"
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I really wish we'd stop calling them climate "skeptics" or "vaccine skeptics", if you jump off a cliff we don't call you a "gravity skeptic"
I was having fun conjuring a sci-fi conspiracy story about world domination through subliminal messages in music and then realized it was just Josie and the Pussycats
November 25, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I was having fun conjuring a sci-fi conspiracy story about world domination through subliminal messages in music and then realized it was just Josie and the Pussycats
Good morning. Your pep talk for today is:
- Castle Rat
- Castle Rat
November 21, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Good morning. Your pep talk for today is:
- Castle Rat
- Castle Rat
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Transgressive is hoping to play 3 shows next year in September. We've got an SLC date booked (more info to come) and are working on Denver and Seattle dates as well.
Pickup our music to on BC to be the biggest help in contributing to our road funds!
transgressivethrash.bandcamp.com
Pickup our music to on BC to be the biggest help in contributing to our road funds!
transgressivethrash.bandcamp.com
Transgressive
Transgressive has reformed w/ an expanded lineup to deliver another album of politically charged thrash/death metal. "Not Even Death is Sacred" coming in 2026 via Fiadh Productions
transgressivethrash.bandcamp.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Transgressive is hoping to play 3 shows next year in September. We've got an SLC date booked (more info to come) and are working on Denver and Seattle dates as well.
Pickup our music to on BC to be the biggest help in contributing to our road funds!
transgressivethrash.bandcamp.com
Pickup our music to on BC to be the biggest help in contributing to our road funds!
transgressivethrash.bandcamp.com
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AI is like this giant fucking boat we all were forced to get on, and it's a boat they stole, and also it barely floats, and also it's not going anywhere good. So it either takes us somewhere we hate, or it fucking sinks, so either way, fuck AI.
So if AI succeeds loads of people lose their jobs as they're replaced by AI, and if AI fails, loads of people lose their jobs as the economy crashes?
It’s amazing how this story has gone from 0 to 60 in UK press. There’s been no mainstream coverage to date but this morning the story is leading BBC News site & bulletins.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
November 18, 2025 at 1:07 PM
AI is like this giant fucking boat we all were forced to get on, and it's a boat they stole, and also it barely floats, and also it's not going anywhere good. So it either takes us somewhere we hate, or it fucking sinks, so either way, fuck AI.
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Since Bluesky doesn't give me enough characters to truly express the depth of my hatred of the Soulless, Climate-Eating Plagiarism Machine:
November 18, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Since Bluesky doesn't give me enough characters to truly express the depth of my hatred of the Soulless, Climate-Eating Plagiarism Machine:
Good morning. Your nudge down the ski slope for today is:
- Purge the Poison (MARINA)
- BADDIE (NIXS)
- Stardust (Anna von Hausswolff)
- Purge the Poison (MARINA)
- BADDIE (NIXS)
- Stardust (Anna von Hausswolff)
November 17, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Good morning. Your nudge down the ski slope for today is:
- Purge the Poison (MARINA)
- BADDIE (NIXS)
- Stardust (Anna von Hausswolff)
- Purge the Poison (MARINA)
- BADDIE (NIXS)
- Stardust (Anna von Hausswolff)
Running fitness is such a weird beast. I weigh less and can squat more than I could six months ago, but a long hill that was easy then required several walking breaks this morning.
November 15, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Running fitness is such a weird beast. I weigh less and can squat more than I could six months ago, but a long hill that was easy then required several walking breaks this morning.
Good morning. Your jumper cables for today are:
- Television (Idles)
- Götterdämmerung (Zeal & Ardor)
- Easier than Lying (Halsey)
- Television (Idles)
- Götterdämmerung (Zeal & Ardor)
- Easier than Lying (Halsey)
November 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Good morning. Your jumper cables for today are:
- Television (Idles)
- Götterdämmerung (Zeal & Ardor)
- Easier than Lying (Halsey)
- Television (Idles)
- Götterdämmerung (Zeal & Ardor)
- Easier than Lying (Halsey)
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This race could very easily be decided by challenged ballots. Use this link to track your ballot, and remind your friends and family to do the same: info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/...
November 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
This race could very easily be decided by challenged ballots. Use this link to track your ballot, and remind your friends and family to do the same: info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/...
That feeling when you have to get back in the shower after drying off because you were so distracted thinking about Jeremy Bearimy that you forgot to wash.
a man wearing a yellow vest is smiling and looking at the camera
Alt: a man wearing a yellow vest is smiling and looking at the camera (Chidi from The Good Place)
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
That feeling when you have to get back in the shower after drying off because you were so distracted thinking about Jeremy Bearimy that you forgot to wash.
7,754/50k
I realized I’ve been slowing myself down, worrying that the pseudo-science part of my story didn’t make enough sense to be believable. Then the advice of various craft books bubbled up and reminded me that the relationships, growth, try/fail cycles, etc, matter so much more. 🧵
I realized I’ve been slowing myself down, worrying that the pseudo-science part of my story didn’t make enough sense to be believable. Then the advice of various craft books bubbled up and reminded me that the relationships, growth, try/fail cycles, etc, matter so much more. 🧵
November 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM
7,754/50k
I realized I’ve been slowing myself down, worrying that the pseudo-science part of my story didn’t make enough sense to be believable. Then the advice of various craft books bubbled up and reminded me that the relationships, growth, try/fail cycles, etc, matter so much more. 🧵
I realized I’ve been slowing myself down, worrying that the pseudo-science part of my story didn’t make enough sense to be believable. Then the advice of various craft books bubbled up and reminded me that the relationships, growth, try/fail cycles, etc, matter so much more. 🧵