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If it's all the same to you, I'm gonna go over there, lay this lasagna across my torso, and pretend I suffered a bear attack
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@wineaccguy.bsky.social
· Nov 20
Only one tweet of mine worth carrying over from the void imo
The cashier at the grocery store was talking dinosaurs with the customer in front of me, and then when I got up he asked if I liked dinosaurs. I said yes and he asked me what's my favorite, and when I said pachycephalosaurus he said "that's dumb"
December 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The cashier at the grocery store was talking dinosaurs with the customer in front of me, and then when I got up he asked if I liked dinosaurs. I said yes and he asked me what's my favorite, and when I said pachycephalosaurus he said "that's dumb"
First time I walked in on one of those Hallmark movies playing I was like oh it's the douchebag from Letterkenny
When Allison is downstairs watching Hallmark Christmas movies
December 18, 2025 at 10:11 PM
First time I walked in on one of those Hallmark movies playing I was like oh it's the douchebag from Letterkenny
Enjoying the mental image of this Dib Membrane looking motherfucker drunkenly weeping while wearing a party hat because nobody came to his birthday party
Before Benny Johnson positioned himself as devoted husband and heir apparent to Charlie Kirk, the former BuzzFeed journalist was partying hard with the same mainstream media he now denounces.
“There was a lot of sex happening. A psychoanalyst would have a field day.”
“There was a lot of sex happening. A psychoanalyst would have a field day.”
How Benny Johnson went from BuzzFeed plagiarist to MAGA's chief content creator
He did “some very bad things.” But in Trumpworld, that's a plus.
www.motherjones.com
December 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Enjoying the mental image of this Dib Membrane looking motherfucker drunkenly weeping while wearing a party hat because nobody came to his birthday party
Me at 20: yeah man I'll just sleep on the floor. Gimme a folded beach towel or a backpack for a pillow, I'll be good
Me at 40: accidentally put too soft a pillow under my main one last night. My back feels like I was mauled by a cubist painting
Me at 40: accidentally put too soft a pillow under my main one last night. My back feels like I was mauled by a cubist painting
December 16, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Me at 20: yeah man I'll just sleep on the floor. Gimme a folded beach towel or a backpack for a pillow, I'll be good
Me at 40: accidentally put too soft a pillow under my main one last night. My back feels like I was mauled by a cubist painting
Me at 40: accidentally put too soft a pillow under my main one last night. My back feels like I was mauled by a cubist painting
I need to listen to a good amount in this list still but I will say holy shit that Pool Kids album is awesome
It's music's biggest night! Welcome to the Hell World 2025 best 50ish(?) songs of the year.
www.welcometohellworld.com/the-best-50i...
www.welcometohellworld.com/the-best-50i...
The best 50ish songs of 2025
Music is so good
www.welcometohellworld.com
December 15, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I need to listen to a good amount in this list still but I will say holy shit that Pool Kids album is awesome
I regularly speed but "if you are in favor of enforcing speed limits you're basically ice" is a wild take, I love it
December 14, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I regularly speed but "if you are in favor of enforcing speed limits you're basically ice" is a wild take, I love it
Reading this roster like a festival lineup
"James O'Keefe that far down? Man, no one listens to him anymore"
"Oh shit Alex Berenson, I know someone on the second to last row"
"James O'Keefe that far down? Man, no one listens to him anymore"
"Oh shit Alex Berenson, I know someone on the second to last row"
Man the #Cubs 40 man roster looks terrible. Oh wait…I just got confused when I saw Matt Shaw….
December 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Reading this roster like a festival lineup
"James O'Keefe that far down? Man, no one listens to him anymore"
"Oh shit Alex Berenson, I know someone on the second to last row"
"James O'Keefe that far down? Man, no one listens to him anymore"
"Oh shit Alex Berenson, I know someone on the second to last row"
Briefly thought about giving her the mouth-eyes treatment but I feel like that's a surefire way to open a portal directly to hell
The South Carolina gubernatorial candidate said she hasn’t been in public in three weeks.
Mace Claims She’s Gone Into Hiding in Unhinged Fox Interview
The South Carolina gubernatorial candidate said she hasn’t been in public in three weeks.
trib.al
December 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Briefly thought about giving her the mouth-eyes treatment but I feel like that's a surefire way to open a portal directly to hell
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
Just today had a woman leave her stroller WITH A KID IN IT in the middle of a parking lot to go talk to her friend driving past in a van, blocking anyone from driving through in either direction, for several minutes.
Can't remember if it was this bad before COVID but I'm seeing an alarming spreading of what I'll call Airport Behavior to other public places. Obliviousness to other people's existence, ineptitude at navigating the environment. "Is this your first time at the grocery store" type stuff
December 7, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Just today had a woman leave her stroller WITH A KID IN IT in the middle of a parking lot to go talk to her friend driving past in a van, blocking anyone from driving through in either direction, for several minutes.
!["Snow Drop" is the fourteenth single by L'Arc-en-Ciel, released on October 7, 1998 it debuted at number 1 on the Oricon chart.[1] The single was re-released on August 30, 2006.[1] The song was used as the theme song to the TV drama Hashire Kōmuin!.
Cover versions
The American R&B group Boyz II Men recorded an English language cover of the song for L'Arc-en-Ciel's 2012 tribute album.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5vn7pgu6gxm4q3o7pqnqahzo/bafkreihg2s7a7x726qu5ranthhmazxrwhdw25gmcww6omzs4goi5kr7m54@jpeg)
Hot damn campus looks good when it snows
December 5, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Hot damn campus looks good when it snows
Astounded I didn't top out with a screamo band this year
December 3, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Astounded I didn't top out with a screamo band this year
Not bad for having to use someone else's kitchen
November 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Not bad for having to use someone else's kitchen
Hanging out with the roundest boy this week
November 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Hanging out with the roundest boy this week
This was earned. Next up, Solar Jetman. I am going to go so hard into NES games while I am on vacation
November 21, 2025 at 5:39 AM
This was earned. Next up, Solar Jetman. I am going to go so hard into NES games while I am on vacation
This has raised so many questions for me over the last 24 hours.
Does grandma get a wardrobe change, or is she stuck wearing that one outfit forever?
What are the safeguards? Can Charlie train his grandma to be anti-Italian?
Where is the mom? Did she refuse to be turned into a simulacrum?
Does grandma get a wardrobe change, or is she stuck wearing that one outfit forever?
What are the safeguards? Can Charlie train his grandma to be anti-Italian?
Where is the mom? Did she refuse to be turned into a simulacrum?
November 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
This has raised so many questions for me over the last 24 hours.
Does grandma get a wardrobe change, or is she stuck wearing that one outfit forever?
What are the safeguards? Can Charlie train his grandma to be anti-Italian?
Where is the mom? Did she refuse to be turned into a simulacrum?
Does grandma get a wardrobe change, or is she stuck wearing that one outfit forever?
What are the safeguards? Can Charlie train his grandma to be anti-Italian?
Where is the mom? Did she refuse to be turned into a simulacrum?
how it started vs how it's going
November 14, 2025 at 3:28 AM
how it started vs how it's going
There's a dividing line here pre and post Monday work day
November 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
There's a dividing line here pre and post Monday work day
Pumpkin patch > watching VT loose by 30 at home
November 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Pumpkin patch > watching VT loose by 30 at home
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oh hell yeah that's the good stuff
October 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
oh hell yeah that's the good stuff
Let's fucking go... not Cal football that's for damn sure
October 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Let's fucking go... not Cal football that's for damn sure
Yes, Outlook, I do believe I meant to say "conducting them appointments" thank you
October 20, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Yes, Outlook, I do believe I meant to say "conducting them appointments" thank you
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Hear Militarie Gun's new keyboard-powered anthem "God Owes Me Money"
Militarie Gun Share New Song "God Owes Me Money": Listen
God Save The Gun, the next album from pop-hardcore powerhouse Militarie Gun, is out at the end of this week. “God Owes Me Money,” the album’s final advance single, is out now. Isn’t that divine? The s...
www.stereogum.com
October 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Hear Militarie Gun's new keyboard-powered anthem "God Owes Me Money"