winnerbowzer
@winnerbowzer.bsky.social
Minneapolitan. Fuck Ice.
I’m singing at a George Harrison tribute next week. Anyway, I’ve done this show a bunch of times and grew up w the material but it wasn’t until today that I learned that the line isn’t in fact “a ginger sings with a pineapple whore”.
So pin a rose on my education, here. I guess.
So pin a rose on my education, here. I guess.
February 13, 2026 at 5:14 AM
I’m singing at a George Harrison tribute next week. Anyway, I’ve done this show a bunch of times and grew up w the material but it wasn’t until today that I learned that the line isn’t in fact “a ginger sings with a pineapple whore”.
So pin a rose on my education, here. I guess.
So pin a rose on my education, here. I guess.
This Russian bootleg picture disc tho
#thingthursday
#thingthursday
February 12, 2026 at 5:21 PM
This Russian bootleg picture disc tho
#thingthursday
#thingthursday
I had this guy
Was way more into the pirate ships but never got one for some reason
Was way more into the pirate ships but never got one for some reason
February 9, 2026 at 4:40 PM
I had this guy
Was way more into the pirate ships but never got one for some reason
Was way more into the pirate ships but never got one for some reason
Most recent audiobook pal. I await your scorn
February 8, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Most recent audiobook pal. I await your scorn
See also, meme-themed chia pets!
February 8, 2026 at 3:32 AM
See also, meme-themed chia pets!
When my kid was playing gigs the kids in the DIY scene in Mpls all swore by this one. Even the olds dig it
February 8, 2026 at 1:30 AM
When my kid was playing gigs the kids in the DIY scene in Mpls all swore by this one. Even the olds dig it
This Depression Glass candle holder has a new life as an onion holder
February 7, 2026 at 4:36 PM
This Depression Glass candle holder has a new life as an onion holder
I got this shallow braiser for Xmas and it’s my new best friend. Perfect size for small jobs like sauteeing and the perfect size for a stew for 2
February 7, 2026 at 12:24 AM
I got this shallow braiser for Xmas and it’s my new best friend. Perfect size for small jobs like sauteeing and the perfect size for a stew for 2
I’m this many years old
February 4, 2026 at 11:20 PM
I’m this many years old
Nah they don’t think deep enough to get it, on any level. See also, this guy, who was the hero of every dumb dad for some reason
February 3, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Nah they don’t think deep enough to get it, on any level. See also, this guy, who was the hero of every dumb dad for some reason
This is who runs this account
February 1, 2026 at 5:38 PM
This is who runs this account
The face of white privilege
January 30, 2026 at 3:52 PM
The face of white privilege
Instantly reminded me of this spaz. (No shade)
January 26, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Instantly reminded me of this spaz. (No shade)
These plants are thriving next to this window which is drafty and also 120 years old. Wacky
January 26, 2026 at 6:05 PM
These plants are thriving next to this window which is drafty and also 120 years old. Wacky
View from the haunted gallery at Hampton Court.
January 22, 2026 at 5:55 PM
View from the haunted gallery at Hampton Court.
Also a few of these. End of an annoying era
January 21, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Also a few of these. End of an annoying era