winnerbowzer
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Minneapolitan. Fuck Ice.
One at a time is the right move
February 1, 2026 at 4:49 AM
One at a time is the right move
Karaoke should never be used to show off skill, is what I guess I meant. Dunno. I’m kind of tipsy
February 1, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Karaoke should never be used to show off skill, is what I guess I meant. Dunno. I’m kind of tipsy
Same. I really love watching people sing poorly for zero reason other than it’s human & delightful. I try 2 sing songs that are out of my range to keep the room real. Saying this with a straight face. Does that make sense or do I sound like a dick? Never tried to articulate this.
February 1, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Same. I really love watching people sing poorly for zero reason other than it’s human & delightful. I try 2 sing songs that are out of my range to keep the room real. Saying this with a straight face. Does that make sense or do I sound like a dick? Never tried to articulate this.
Is there a convention of Irish folk in Grand Marais?
February 1, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Is there a convention of Irish folk in Grand Marais?
Singing karaoke is a capricious art, especially while drinking, so good on her but holy shit know your limitations😂
February 1, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Singing karaoke is a capricious art, especially while drinking, so good on her but holy shit know your limitations😂
Many 5 year olds still wear footie pajamas and think a trip to Chuck E Cheese is akin to winning the lottery. He’s going to grow up seeing that picture as he was taken and be re-traumatized all over again, each time. My wish for him is complete anonymity
February 1, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Many 5 year olds still wear footie pajamas and think a trip to Chuck E Cheese is akin to winning the lottery. He’s going to grow up seeing that picture as he was taken and be re-traumatized all over again, each time. My wish for him is complete anonymity
It takes a certain set of lungs to even attempt
February 1, 2026 at 4:20 AM
It takes a certain set of lungs to even attempt
Yeah, he didn’t ask to be the face of any of this bs and he’s going to need a lot of therapy, not public attention/scrutiny.
You don’t go back to bedtime stories after such an ordeal
You don’t go back to bedtime stories after such an ordeal
February 1, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Yeah, he didn’t ask to be the face of any of this bs and he’s going to need a lot of therapy, not public attention/scrutiny.
You don’t go back to bedtime stories after such an ordeal
You don’t go back to bedtime stories after such an ordeal
My youngest would like to chime in to say: “Any cookie that Pepperidge Farm has ever baked”
(and I thought I was spoiling my kids with the ‘good cookies’).
(and I thought I was spoiling my kids with the ‘good cookies’).
January 31, 2026 at 7:31 PM
My youngest would like to chime in to say: “Any cookie that Pepperidge Farm has ever baked”
(and I thought I was spoiling my kids with the ‘good cookies’).
(and I thought I was spoiling my kids with the ‘good cookies’).
The pandemic really messed with my timelines
January 31, 2026 at 5:45 PM
The pandemic really messed with my timelines
Is she like, 9, or 10 now?
January 31, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Is she like, 9, or 10 now?
I feel like it’s good to freeze, then chop up and use as an ice cream topping but room temp?🤮
January 31, 2026 at 4:58 PM
I feel like it’s good to freeze, then chop up and use as an ice cream topping but room temp?🤮
Yeah the movie came out 6 months after we started playing. Everyone thought that’s where we got it. EMBAR!!!
January 31, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Yeah the movie came out 6 months after we started playing. Everyone thought that’s where we got it. EMBAR!!!
Albanese brand is elite!
January 31, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Albanese brand is elite!
That’s how I feel about 3 Musketeers
January 31, 2026 at 4:53 PM
That’s how I feel about 3 Musketeers
I make an earl grey crème brule that is to die for but I get the hate. Most restaurants dial it in
January 31, 2026 at 4:48 PM
I make an earl grey crème brule that is to die for but I get the hate. Most restaurants dial it in
The power of college radio…
January 31, 2026 at 4:41 PM
The power of college radio…
I was in a band that did exactly that in 1999
January 31, 2026 at 4:40 PM
I was in a band that did exactly that in 1999
My teeth hurt just thinking about meringue.
For me, anything shortbread adjacent
For me, anything shortbread adjacent
January 31, 2026 at 4:27 PM
My teeth hurt just thinking about meringue.
For me, anything shortbread adjacent
For me, anything shortbread adjacent
Anyway. Respect your elders
January 31, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Anyway. Respect your elders