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Minneapolitan. Fuck Ice.
The Keystone KKK is having a hard time
February 2, 2026 at 4:17 PM
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Elon Musk Asked Jeffrey Epstein to Invite Him to the ‘Wildest Party’ on His Island
Elon Musk Asked Jeffrey Epstein to Invite Him to the ‘Wildest Party’ on His Island
zeteo.com
February 2, 2026 at 12:28 AM
This would get me in trouble
I want five bands you can't fucking stand

1. Blink 182
2. Fall Out Boy
3. Panic At The Disco
4. I Hate Billy Joel So Much
5. That I Will List Billy Joel Twice
February 1, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Machismo sees no color
February 1, 2026 at 9:33 PM
WHOOPS
BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...
www.propublica.org
February 1, 2026 at 9:20 PM
This is who runs this account
February 1, 2026 at 5:38 PM
No notes
There were four genres of rock music in the 80s:

1. The Heartland is being destroyed by corporate America
2. I am a European robot
3. I went to art school and read poetry
4. Nobody should let their children near me
February 1, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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This is Minneapolis:

As the sun sets on your 395th consecutive day of photographing sunrise or sunset, more than a thousand people gather on a local lake to display ice luminaries which spell “ICE Out” for passing planes.

Outside is the good place. It’s where your neighbors are.
January 31, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Not enjoying the dreams that come with my newly developed sleep apnea.
I even had a demon visit, last night.
Going to blame the new pillows I broke down and bought after 10 years.
Don’t fix what ain’t broken
January 31, 2026 at 5:50 PM
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Don't worry, it was an observer (=probably white) whose husband knew the police chief personally. They'd already roughed her up and were driving her to Whipple when the chief intervened. Still notable though!
January 31, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Felling the long, unkempt nails of Karma ripping at my soul.
I take this back.
I usually love Stephen Fry to the ends of the earth but his narration of the works of Arthur Conan Doyle are jarring and violent and unlistenable..? Sounds like Terry Jones on a heroin jaunt tbh.
Not taking questions
January 31, 2026 at 4:34 AM
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If anyone tells you otherwise send them this lol
Selfish: This Man Found Time To Build A Birdhouse While JonBenét Ramsey’s Murder Is Still Unsolved
clickhole.com
January 31, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Break these fuckers, one at a time if necessary
Valley View Elementary in Columbia Heights: "three of their students, a pre-schooler, a second grader, and a fifth grader, are now in immigration detention. At least 25 other families have had a parent detained..."
www.kare11.com/article/news...
'It's been heavier than ever': Dozens of parents of Columbia Heights students detained by ICE
An elementary school in Columbia Heights has had three of its students and at least 25 parents detained by ICE.
www.kare11.com
January 31, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Yes please
January 30, 2026 at 9:51 PM
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BREAKING: The DOJ just DELETED a document in the Epstein Files that contained allegations made against Donald Trump.

But we saved it. 👇
DOJ Just DELETED This Document from the Epstein Files. We Saved It.
The Trump Department of Justice has done it again.
www.meidasplus.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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SCTV - Homelier You
YouTube video by SCTV
youtu.be
January 30, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Catherine O’hara was the best off off key singer of the last century. I dont think people realize how hard it is to pretend to suck. Just a huge talent, all around. I hope these two have met up and are being extra stupid together youtu.be/fggXs7oIP7Q?...
Midnight at the Oasis - Waiting for Guffman HD
YouTube video by artfilm33
youtu.be
January 30, 2026 at 6:23 PM
WHAT
Catherine O’Hara has died at the age of 71, TMZ reports.

(www.tmz.com/2026/01/30/c...)
January 30, 2026 at 6:13 PM
I’d like to apologize to the folks playing online mahjong today, who got trounced. By me.
January 30, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Needed a laugh
Honestly can’t tell if it’s a bit at this point
January 29, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Got my first jury summons. 20 years ago I’d have been into this, now, not so much
January 29, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Bootlickers
January 28, 2026 at 8:06 PM
There’s a toddler at the laundromat who just keeps saying “fuck fuck fuck” over and over.
Couldn’t agree more.
January 28, 2026 at 5:27 PM
The Hound of the Baskervilles 🥸
January 28, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Get em
January 28, 2026 at 12:23 AM