Catie
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Utah Jazz for always. She/her
Bring back the lunch buffet and I’m there
February 6, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Bring back the lunch buffet and I’m there
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"we should have them record their murders themselves" is the funniest useless dem take of all time
January 29, 2026 at 1:51 AM
"we should have them record their murders themselves" is the funniest useless dem take of all time
Reposted by Catie
if kamala was president ICE officers would have to show their ID before killing a guy who's just sitting in his car. and they'd have to go through the proper channels before deciding the officer won't be facing any consequences
January 27, 2026 at 10:54 PM
if kamala was president ICE officers would have to show their ID before killing a guy who's just sitting in his car. and they'd have to go through the proper channels before deciding the officer won't be facing any consequences
Any time I was at a store when my kid was like 15 months or under and another woman would tell me I was doing a good job when he was melting down or I was over stimulated and it showed. I now go out of my way to give compliments to strangers because of how impactful it was for me.
January 19, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Any time I was at a store when my kid was like 15 months or under and another woman would tell me I was doing a good job when he was melting down or I was over stimulated and it showed. I now go out of my way to give compliments to strangers because of how impactful it was for me.
I had a neighbor who went to work before I did and he would clean my car off on snow days every single time. It was small, probably didn’t take him too long, and it would instantly make my mood better.
January 19, 2026 at 2:58 PM
I had a neighbor who went to work before I did and he would clean my car off on snow days every single time. It was small, probably didn’t take him too long, and it would instantly make my mood better.
You also need to provide proof of the diagnosis. It’s not just kids saying they have ADHD, they have to have proof from a Dr. It’s also on the student to provide the letter to the professor for each course, & professor’s aren’t supposed to provide help without it, as it makes it unfair if they do.
December 2, 2025 at 9:34 PM
You also need to provide proof of the diagnosis. It’s not just kids saying they have ADHD, they have to have proof from a Dr. It’s also on the student to provide the letter to the professor for each course, & professor’s aren’t supposed to provide help without it, as it makes it unfair if they do.
It’s also fairly hard to get accommodations? They can’t disadvantage other students. I tried to get them for my narcolepsy, because one professor made the class pitch black for slides and I always fell asleep. I was denied, because it would make it hard for other students to see the slides.
December 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
It’s also fairly hard to get accommodations? They can’t disadvantage other students. I tried to get them for my narcolepsy, because one professor made the class pitch black for slides and I always fell asleep. I was denied, because it would make it hard for other students to see the slides.
Most artists communicate extensively with you because of the permanent nature. I have one I got at 19 when hammered and that artist legit said to me “you can get the seahorse but I don’t know how to do fins” and my drunk ass said “that’s fine!” But even that shitty artist was upfront about it
October 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Most artists communicate extensively with you because of the permanent nature. I have one I got at 19 when hammered and that artist legit said to me “you can get the seahorse but I don’t know how to do fins” and my drunk ass said “that’s fine!” But even that shitty artist was upfront about it
Everyone is acting like he just went in and picked some flash off the wall & didn’t know what it was & I call bs as a heavily tattooed person. I wanted to get the area code where I live tattooed & the artist refused because it’s gang associated & they felt it wasn’t in my best interest.
October 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Everyone is acting like he just went in and picked some flash off the wall & didn’t know what it was & I call bs as a heavily tattooed person. I wanted to get the area code where I live tattooed & the artist refused because it’s gang associated & they felt it wasn’t in my best interest.
It was doing this yesterday too!
September 18, 2025 at 12:03 AM
It was doing this yesterday too!
People could also still choose hanging as an option in Utah in like the 80s???
September 16, 2025 at 9:47 PM
People could also still choose hanging as an option in Utah in like the 80s???
The firing squad in Utah has a wild history. Gary Gilmore was the first person executed after the moratorium ended. Utah is 1 of 2 or 3 states that’s carried out executions with firing squads. It went away for a bit but came back (but some on death row still had the option when it was banned).
September 16, 2025 at 9:46 PM
The firing squad in Utah has a wild history. Gary Gilmore was the first person executed after the moratorium ended. Utah is 1 of 2 or 3 states that’s carried out executions with firing squads. It went away for a bit but came back (but some on death row still had the option when it was banned).
Public employees in Utah also can’t have land acknowledgments in their email signatures thanks to last years legislative session, but students can open carry and had concealed weapons on campus legally. Higher ed is being changed rapidly in Utah already & they’re looking at removing tenure
September 13, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Public employees in Utah also can’t have land acknowledgments in their email signatures thanks to last years legislative session, but students can open carry and had concealed weapons on campus legally. Higher ed is being changed rapidly in Utah already & they’re looking at removing tenure
This is true. It was to make sure they weren’t violating HB 77 by fastening the pride flag to university property (the fence), because HB 77 prohibits flags like the pride flag from being displayed on campus.
September 13, 2025 at 1:42 PM
This is true. It was to make sure they weren’t violating HB 77 by fastening the pride flag to university property (the fence), because HB 77 prohibits flags like the pride flag from being displayed on campus.
Utah person here, this dude does like to talk about prayer a lot and is the same guy who asked us all to pray for rain, so kind of not surprised he said this unfortunately.
September 12, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Utah person here, this dude does like to talk about prayer a lot and is the same guy who asked us all to pray for rain, so kind of not surprised he said this unfortunately.
Your kids don’t need to know how to read if you’re spending state-funded education money on vacations and ski passes.
August 31, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Your kids don’t need to know how to read if you’re spending state-funded education money on vacations and ski passes.
I love that he abbreviated Walter Reid to WR!. Anyone I know who has been at Walter Reid was not exactly excited about it, given they had been sent there because they stepped on an IED or have severe PTSD.
August 11, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I love that he abbreviated Walter Reid to WR!. Anyone I know who has been at Walter Reid was not exactly excited about it, given they had been sent there because they stepped on an IED or have severe PTSD.
That was my thought - most of my friends don’t have money for more than a weekend getaway that’s driving distance but would choose Denver or LA over Vegas because of things to do and the cost/heat, and the ones who do are doing things like cruises around Japan, not going to Vegas.
August 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
That was my thought - most of my friends don’t have money for more than a weekend getaway that’s driving distance but would choose Denver or LA over Vegas because of things to do and the cost/heat, and the ones who do are doing things like cruises around Japan, not going to Vegas.
I dunno, dude seemed completely different in Ima Robot.
August 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I dunno, dude seemed completely different in Ima Robot.
Pretty sure he’s a Zionist as well
June 8, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Pretty sure he’s a Zionist as well