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Catie
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Utah Jazz for always. She/her
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What if they not letting Trump speak because he had a Reverse Fetterman Stroke and hes woke now
September 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Listen I know you guys don’t need to hear it from me but America fucking sucks ass
June 22, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Daily Beast: “Sarah Parker, a national coordinator for the 50501 Movement…told the AP that attendees, including peacekeepers, are instructed not to bring weapons, although she said the peacekeepers’ actions helped prevented a larger mass casualty event.

I haven’t seen any proof of the last part.
Two days after Salt Lake City Police released a one-sided statement suggesting an innocent man was a mass shooter while praising the actual killers, local news finally reports that police are investigating the "peacekeepers" who fired into the crowd.

The killer's name is still not published.
'Peacekeepers' under investigation for role in Salt Lake City protest shooting
The Salt Lake City Police Department confirmed it is investigating the role of the two “peacekeepers” who fired their weapons at a suspect who now faces murder charges.
www.fox13now.com
June 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM
If you ever need to give a gift to a kid that’s 6 and under, just send them money but in small bills so it seems like a lot. My kid got $25 in ones for graduation and is acting insane because he swears he’s never seen so much money.
May 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
God AI sucks
May 12, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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May 11, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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Happy Mother’s Day
May 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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In the spirit of Mother’s Day, here’s a clip of Björk two-piecing a reporter who was stalking her and her baby.
May 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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yea i got a tarrif for ya. it's Ta Riff on fucking Dopethrone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ELECTRIC FREAKIN WIZARD BABY LETS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
If anyone in Weber County needs to sign the referendum packet for HB 267 let me know 👍🏻
March 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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please don’t text me war plans, because I’m actually at capacity right now and I don’t think I can hold appropriate space for you. do you have someone else you could reach out to?
March 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Sickos.jpg
March 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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god I wish all that woo woo wellness influencer bullshit was real. sitting next to a crystal to vibrate the snot out of my head. drinking chili powder so scary it makes me piss out all my toxins. apple cider vinegar
March 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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They're cooked man

Interviewer: "Other countries experiencing democratic backsliding had opposition parties realize too late they were made irrelevant. Do you think that's the case with the Democrats?"

Schumer: "No."
March 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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prepared to give myself the "fell for it again award" for briefly being happy with senate dems
March 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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March 9, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
March 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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We finally fixed illegal immigration (nobody wants to come here anymore)
March 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Since I’ve been getting this a lot - if you feel like supporting me by buying a jersey or something, I would rather you make a donation to Trans Lifeline or The Trevor Project

www.thetrevorproject.org
February 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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losing access to amphetamines because some fucking heroin junkie deep fried his brain until he sounds like a speak and spell that got dropped into a tub
Trump’s latest executive order (that was no doubt written by psychopath RFK Jr.) goes after antidepressants.

As someone whose life was saved by them, you will pry my prozac from my cold dead hands.

www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
February 14, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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this is the kind of analytical mind we need in the white house:
February 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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broke - Kamala Harris: “i will follow the law when it comes to transgender individuals”

woke - Stephen Smith:
February 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Yes, America is more terrible than normal and everything continues to suck shit. But I would like to talk about how fantastic The Pitt is with someone.
February 1, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Catching up on the news!
February 1, 2025 at 2:02 AM