look, we and the guys with guns & truncheons who come by our shop and demand protection money or they'll beat us or burn our shop down are just going to have to learn to live together

i think my role in the revolution is socialist cinephile clown

Every time I try to make my therapist laugh I have to put a dollar in the avoidance jar.

the great part about social media is every new day is a new opportunity to witness the worst thing you’ve ever seen