Hazel from Wivenhoe Funny Farm
@wivenhoefunnyfarm.bsky.social
Run the most charmingly shambolic comedy club in Wivenhoe. 20th anniversary year 2025. www.wivenhoefunnyfarm.co.uk Social misfit, swot & terrible at bios.
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See, it’s not hard to denounce this and toe it into the larger pattern of criminality.
Chris Murphy: "Clearly this is wildly illegal. This is a president who has been operating illegally since he was sworn in -- stealing from the American people, seizing spending power, now dragging America into a war overseas ... Donald Trump's entire foreign policy is corrupt."
January 4, 2026 at 4:11 PM
See, it’s not hard to denounce this and toe it into the larger pattern of criminality.
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Someone (secretly) essentially describing their own skill-set in order to banish somebody else is absolutely delicious television #TheTraitors
January 3, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Someone (secretly) essentially describing their own skill-set in order to banish somebody else is absolutely delicious television #TheTraitors
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Oh Stephen, Rachel will destroy you in a heartbeat. No amount of pinky swears will change that #TheTraitors
January 3, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Oh Stephen, Rachel will destroy you in a heartbeat. No amount of pinky swears will change that #TheTraitors
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This is like America's Next Top Model doing a photoshoot inspired by Rebecca Loos wanking a pig. #TheTraitors #Traitors
January 3, 2026 at 8:11 PM
This is like America's Next Top Model doing a photoshoot inspired by Rebecca Loos wanking a pig. #TheTraitors #Traitors
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Barrister vs Barrister is my favourite Godzilla movie. #TheTraitors #Traitors
January 3, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Barrister vs Barrister is my favourite Godzilla movie. #TheTraitors #Traitors
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The Secret Traitor Mystery only lasting 3 episode is disappointing #TheTraitors #Traitors
January 3, 2026 at 8:56 PM
The Secret Traitor Mystery only lasting 3 episode is disappointing #TheTraitors #Traitors
#thetraitors bringing back fond memories of recreating art works with stuff at home during lockdown
January 3, 2026 at 8:28 PM
#thetraitors bringing back fond memories of recreating art works with stuff at home during lockdown
Sam Ryder’s “Pumpathon” is the sexiest thing I’ve seen on tv ever 🤣 #taskmaster
January 2, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Sam Ryder’s “Pumpathon” is the sexiest thing I’ve seen on tv ever 🤣 #taskmaster
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this is somehow the new most iconic moment of the whole show. #TheTraitors
January 2, 2026 at 8:51 PM
this is somehow the new most iconic moment of the whole show. #TheTraitors
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Roxy I believe was the only one writing in cursive? #TheTraitors
January 2, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Roxy I believe was the only one writing in cursive? #TheTraitors
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Look at that handwriting! #TheTraitors
January 2, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Look at that handwriting! #TheTraitors
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Hilarious. The cocky twat shat himself the moment he was confronted 😂 #TheTraitors
January 2, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Hilarious. The cocky twat shat himself the moment he was confronted 😂 #TheTraitors
Satisfying to watch Sam’s balls shrivel up when Judy calls him out to his face #TheTraitors
January 2, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Satisfying to watch Sam’s balls shrivel up when Judy calls him out to his face #TheTraitors
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my favourite Murder Breakfast Oil Paintings #TheTraitors
January 2, 2026 at 8:13 PM
my favourite Murder Breakfast Oil Paintings #TheTraitors
The positively gleeful shameless level of ignorance on tonight’s #CelebrityMastermind has triggered rage here
January 2, 2026 at 7:59 PM
The positively gleeful shameless level of ignorance on tonight’s #CelebrityMastermind has triggered rage here
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Amanda, you don’t have to tell anyone you are a retired chief inspector. WE WATCH BRITISH TELEVISION AND YOU ARE THE SPITTING IMAGE OF A RETIRED CHIEF INSPECTOR #thetraitors
January 1, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Amanda, you don’t have to tell anyone you are a retired chief inspector. WE WATCH BRITISH TELEVISION AND YOU ARE THE SPITTING IMAGE OF A RETIRED CHIEF INSPECTOR #thetraitors
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the moment before you tell Inigo Montoya you’re not left-handed either #TheTraitors
January 1, 2026 at 8:25 PM
the moment before you tell Inigo Montoya you’re not left-handed either #TheTraitors
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WE GET THEIR HANDWRITING! #TheTraitors
January 1, 2026 at 9:03 PM
WE GET THEIR HANDWRITING! #TheTraitors
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Getting a lot of pleasure seeing Hugo being so wound up about being micro managed. #thetraitors
January 1, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Getting a lot of pleasure seeing Hugo being so wound up about being micro managed. #thetraitors
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well, we know why you got on the show #TheTraitors
January 1, 2026 at 8:17 PM
well, we know why you got on the show #TheTraitors
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you could not pay me to move my head when Claudia says "Traitors" #TheTraitors
January 1, 2026 at 8:23 PM
you could not pay me to move my head when Claudia says "Traitors" #TheTraitors
I guess it goes with the flimsy logic that goes through his brain…
Trump admits to taking more aspirin than his docs recommend: “They say aspirin is good for thinning out the blood, and I don’t want thick blood pouring through my heart. I want nice, thin blood pouring through my heart. Does that make sense?”
What could possibly go wrong! (2/6)
What could possibly go wrong! (2/6)
January 1, 2026 at 6:12 PM
I guess it goes with the flimsy logic that goes through his brain…
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Merry Christmas from the White house...
December 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Merry Christmas from the White house...
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When I used to half-arse essays at university and got a poor grade as a result, it never once occurred to me to try and get the lecturer fired.
Worth noting that the student admits that she just threw the thing together in 30 minutes without reading the paper she was supposed to be responding to.
December 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
When I used to half-arse essays at university and got a poor grade as a result, it never once occurred to me to try and get the lecturer fired.