if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live

FUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY!!!

‘poob has it for you’ product name fr

why’d you call your Firefox fork that

They may have lost the series, but they also did one of the most insane things I've ever seen in baseball, which is honestly the most Mariners thing that could've happened
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Geno Suarez hits a Grand Slam to put the Mariners up 6-2 and seal Game 5 of the ALCS!

"The City is Shaking!"

#SeizeTheMoment

theatre 🎭

(been watching the muppets show recently)

You have had a seat reserved at the Mariners fan Christmas table for the past several years. Try the jello.

Mariners Fans Still Skeptical They’ll Ever Be AL West Champs Again: tinyurl.com/y3n3h7sc

being a mariners fan is usually just this dull ache with the occasional chuckle, i’m not conditioned for joy

the mariners are 6-0 in the etsy witch era and are now tied for 1st place in the divison

I now understand why Mariners fans post every evening like they are dying of kidney stones

i’ve believed for quite some time that cracker barrel should have been called restaurant barrel

willapa bay

i scale down an 800-foot ladder to a dimly-lit cavern, power up a network of generators, and activate a pair of dynamos that slowly turn two gigantic wheels. they ground to a halt. one returns “purse,” the other “tuna.” i resurface and return home. “i’m back from the dentist,” i tell my wife

These mariners are Pissing me off. I'm the original Baseball