Samurai-Lawyer
@wjmcmath.bsky.social
Walter J, McMath, CA SBN #266382
Senior Counsel, Morris Law PC, Berkeley, CA
Music Education, Catalyst Academy, El Sobrante, CA
Board Member, The Assembly, NYC
Senior Counsel, Morris Law PC, Berkeley, CA
Music Education, Catalyst Academy, El Sobrante, CA
Board Member, The Assembly, NYC
gotta respect a guy who gets beat up by a middle schooler, yet keeps talking sh*t like...
well, like someone who didn't get beat up by a middle schooler
well, like someone who didn't get beat up by a middle schooler
January 5, 2024 at 8:34 PM
gotta respect a guy who gets beat up by a middle schooler, yet keeps talking sh*t like...
well, like someone who didn't get beat up by a middle schooler
well, like someone who didn't get beat up by a middle schooler
imagine crossing The Onion and not expecting to get roasted
The Onion would like to congratulate its owner, G/O Media, for standing firm in its return-to-office mandate, as we can think of nowhere more conducive to best-in-class thought leadership than a fluorescent-lit room populated with the abandoned desks of terminated colleagues.
January 5, 2024 at 8:31 PM
imagine crossing The Onion and not expecting to get roasted
anybody else get "Your Obedient Servant" stuck in their head during meet and confer practice?
November 15, 2023 at 3:25 PM
anybody else get "Your Obedient Servant" stuck in their head during meet and confer practice?
November 8, 2023 at 9:06 PM
Three months sober. Grateful.
November 8, 2023 at 7:08 PM
Three months sober. Grateful.
Hungarian town rabbi apologizes for Nickelback
Czech village priest sorry for smashing pumpkins
Czech village priest sorry for smashing pumpkins
October 21, 2023 at 1:48 AM
Hungarian town rabbi apologizes for Nickelback
So...
Who here swears by the Powerscore Logic Games Bible?
#lawbsky #law #lsat #realonesknow
Who here swears by the Powerscore Logic Games Bible?
#lawbsky #law #lsat #realonesknow
October 6, 2023 at 4:30 PM
So...
Who here swears by the Powerscore Logic Games Bible?
#lawbsky #law #lsat #realonesknow
Who here swears by the Powerscore Logic Games Bible?
#lawbsky #law #lsat #realonesknow
this is the Way
* but don't sign anything in exchange for the pizza
** see also "unconscionability"
* but don't sign anything in exchange for the pizza
** see also "unconscionability"
October 5, 2023 at 9:44 PM
this is the Way
* but don't sign anything in exchange for the pizza
** see also "unconscionability"
* but don't sign anything in exchange for the pizza
** see also "unconscionability"
there should be a law permitting states to recover damages according to proof, from states that bus migrants to them
Congress would likely have the power to make this law, under the Commerce Clause at *least*
#justsayin #jurisprudence
Congress would likely have the power to make this law, under the Commerce Clause at *least*
#justsayin #jurisprudence
October 4, 2023 at 9:44 PM
there should be a law permitting states to recover damages according to proof, from states that bus migrants to them
Congress would likely have the power to make this law, under the Commerce Clause at *least*
#justsayin #jurisprudence
Congress would likely have the power to make this law, under the Commerce Clause at *least*
#justsayin #jurisprudence
so if "no homo" exists for giving another dude a platonic compliment
can we have "no hetero" for giving one to a lady
like "no hetero, but that's a lovely shade of blue you're wearing"
can we have "no hetero" for giving one to a lady
like "no hetero, but that's a lovely shade of blue you're wearing"
October 4, 2023 at 9:30 PM
so if "no homo" exists for giving another dude a platonic compliment
can we have "no hetero" for giving one to a lady
like "no hetero, but that's a lovely shade of blue you're wearing"
can we have "no hetero" for giving one to a lady
like "no hetero, but that's a lovely shade of blue you're wearing"
Contra Costa County, Dept. 13, October 4, 2023; courtroom deputy
#mistakenfortheinterpreter
#mistakenfortheinterpreter
October 4, 2023 at 4:51 PM
Contra Costa County, Dept. 13, October 4, 2023; courtroom deputy
#mistakenfortheinterpreter
#mistakenfortheinterpreter
Were you promised 50 ways to leave your lover, but given only SEVEN?
I'm Walter McMath and Paul Simon may owe you compensation
I'm Walter McMath and Paul Simon may owe you compensation
September 28, 2023 at 9:28 PM
Were you promised 50 ways to leave your lover, but given only SEVEN?
I'm Walter McMath and Paul Simon may owe you compensation
I'm Walter McMath and Paul Simon may owe you compensation
I have gone 50 days without a drink
I feel great mentally and physically
and the Spider-Man suit will look *great* this year
I feel great mentally and physically
and the Spider-Man suit will look *great* this year
September 27, 2023 at 4:30 PM
I have gone 50 days without a drink
I feel great mentally and physically
and the Spider-Man suit will look *great* this year
I feel great mentally and physically
and the Spider-Man suit will look *great* this year
why are you pay walling this
there isn't much overlap in the Venn diagram
of people who need this info and people who have the subscription
there isn't much overlap in the Venn diagram
of people who need this info and people who have the subscription
Have you ever wondered which rotisserie rules the roost?
There’s no beating a roast chicken for versatility, so we sampled nearly a dozen rotisserie chickens from major supermarkets. There was one clear winner.
There’s no beating a roast chicken for versatility, so we sampled nearly a dozen rotisserie chickens from major supermarkets. There was one clear winner.
What’s the best rotisserie chicken? We tried 11 grocery-store birds.
We sampled nearly a dozen rotisserie chickens from major supermarkets. There was one clear winner.
wapo.st
September 25, 2023 at 8:10 PM
why are you pay walling this
there isn't much overlap in the Venn diagram
of people who need this info and people who have the subscription
there isn't much overlap in the Venn diagram
of people who need this info and people who have the subscription
Best was Michael Badalucco from The Practice, on the New York subway. He told me to calm down and take my time when I got tongue-tied, and really gave me his attention.
Also best was Robert Wisdom; who was incredibly gracious and just a wonderfully warm guy.
... also me and Common did "the nod"
Also best was Robert Wisdom; who was incredibly gracious and just a wonderfully warm guy.
... also me and Common did "the nod"
September 19, 2023 at 4:26 AM
Best was Michael Badalucco from The Practice, on the New York subway. He told me to calm down and take my time when I got tongue-tied, and really gave me his attention.
Also best was Robert Wisdom; who was incredibly gracious and just a wonderfully warm guy.
... also me and Common did "the nod"
Also best was Robert Wisdom; who was incredibly gracious and just a wonderfully warm guy.
... also me and Common did "the nod"
good morning everyone! except anyone enabling a narcissist
September 15, 2023 at 3:49 PM
good morning everyone! except anyone enabling a narcissist
"this would fix me" and it's literally just self-sealing stem bolts
“this would fix me” and it’s literally just a block of cheddar
“this would fix me” and it’s literally just a friend
September 14, 2023 at 6:58 AM
"this would fix me" and it's literally just self-sealing stem bolts
Propagation of draconian policies like this takes a lot of
...chutzpah
...chutzpah
Multiple West Virginia lawmakers have recently supported voluntary sterilization of incarcerated people.
Said one lawmaker: “If you want to lessen your prison sentence… then you get your tubes tied, so you don’t bring any more drug babies into the system.”
boltsmag.org/west-virgini...
Said one lawmaker: “If you want to lessen your prison sentence… then you get your tubes tied, so you don’t bring any more drug babies into the system.”
boltsmag.org/west-virgini...
New Law Could Make It Even Harder to Get Health Care in Deadly West Virginia Lockups
In a last-minute special session, the GOP-led legislature rushed through a law denying care that corrections officials don’t deem “medically necessary.”
boltsmag.org
September 11, 2023 at 10:49 PM
Propagation of draconian policies like this takes a lot of
...chutzpah
...chutzpah
a dear friend told me that she gets "love-bombed" all the time,
and it's been living in my head rent-free.
does this happen to anyone else? mostly to women? war stories?
and it's been living in my head rent-free.
does this happen to anyone else? mostly to women? war stories?
September 11, 2023 at 6:22 PM
a dear friend told me that she gets "love-bombed" all the time,
and it's been living in my head rent-free.
does this happen to anyone else? mostly to women? war stories?
and it's been living in my head rent-free.
does this happen to anyone else? mostly to women? war stories?
this is a weird way to discover that you have a genetic condition that causes bacon to taste nasty
i’m just gonna say it. bacon is gross. it tastes like shit.
September 6, 2023 at 7:42 PM
this is a weird way to discover that you have a genetic condition that causes bacon to taste nasty
I always wondered what happened to Geena Davis; and this does nothing to alleviate my crush on her
(1/13) Do you know Geena Davis? This is Geena Davis. She's, in my opinion, the most impressive actress alive and not because of the excellent roles she played... but because of the one role that changed the direction of her life. Geena Davis started her career in the classic Tootsie as April Page.
August 31, 2023 at 10:29 PM
I always wondered what happened to Geena Davis; and this does nothing to alleviate my crush on her
approaching
slowly
undetectable
undeniable
each containing
worlds upon worlds
two galaxies twirl
in a dance through the cosmos
closer and closer
flexible
inexorable
caught in shared gravity
gently combine for eternity
slowly
undetectable
undeniable
each containing
worlds upon worlds
two galaxies twirl
in a dance through the cosmos
closer and closer
flexible
inexorable
caught in shared gravity
gently combine for eternity
August 31, 2023 at 3:34 PM
approaching
slowly
undetectable
undeniable
each containing
worlds upon worlds
two galaxies twirl
in a dance through the cosmos
closer and closer
flexible
inexorable
caught in shared gravity
gently combine for eternity
slowly
undetectable
undeniable
each containing
worlds upon worlds
two galaxies twirl
in a dance through the cosmos
closer and closer
flexible
inexorable
caught in shared gravity
gently combine for eternity
my photography teacher taught me this trick
he didn't think glasses looked cool as a kid so instead went around squinting thru his fingers 😅
he didn't think glasses looked cool as a kid so instead went around squinting thru his fingers 😅
As someone with severe nearsightedness, I wish more folks knew this trick. Focal point focusing using nature's camera obscura: Your hand. By squeezing your pointer finger in an okay-like hand position, you can generate a hole small enough that looking through helps akin to wearing glasses.
August 30, 2023 at 11:10 PM
my photography teacher taught me this trick
he didn't think glasses looked cool as a kid so instead went around squinting thru his fingers 😅
he didn't think glasses looked cool as a kid so instead went around squinting thru his fingers 😅
this is the Way
On the subway tonight when I saw this person with a bag containing approximately 60 heads of garlic. My first thought was "we could be friends". #nyc #subway #garlic
August 30, 2023 at 4:08 AM
this is the Way