Mr. Otingocni
@woath.bsky.social
My favorite drug is love.
Or ecstasy.
Whatever, just touch me.
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Er... okay, guess I'm supposed to put here, too. Some guy, 'Merica, (he/him, dude). Occasional artist. Automation Controls.
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Ludul bel nimeqi ea
Naramtu dianau apsu
Or ecstasy.
Whatever, just touch me.
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Er... okay, guess I'm supposed to put here, too. Some guy, 'Merica, (he/him, dude). Occasional artist. Automation Controls.
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Ludul bel nimeqi ea
Naramtu dianau apsu
I hate getting more than a year into a new field and deciding 'nope, not for me'.
Every time it happens it's also paying more than previous jobs so there's no going back.
Only forward.
Sigh, so tired.
Every time it happens it's also paying more than previous jobs so there's no going back.
Only forward.
Sigh, so tired.
November 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I hate getting more than a year into a new field and deciding 'nope, not for me'.
Every time it happens it's also paying more than previous jobs so there's no going back.
Only forward.
Sigh, so tired.
Every time it happens it's also paying more than previous jobs so there's no going back.
Only forward.
Sigh, so tired.
Ah the Internet, where they've perfected the worst of everything.
November 16, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Ah the Internet, where they've perfected the worst of everything.
Wish I would have never learned of the lore behind doppelgangers being your evil (or eviler) twin that will try to kill you. 'Cause if I met mine it'd be like the best holiday ever. First it'd be hot steamy sex followed by some kind of employment fraud. But now I can't because in the back of my mind
November 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Wish I would have never learned of the lore behind doppelgangers being your evil (or eviler) twin that will try to kill you. 'Cause if I met mine it'd be like the best holiday ever. First it'd be hot steamy sex followed by some kind of employment fraud. But now I can't because in the back of my mind
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Detectives can never indulge in Swedish Fish because they're all red herrings
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Detectives can never indulge in Swedish Fish because they're all red herrings
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![B/W drawing by Brazilian artist/illustrator Jenifer Prince.
Two women stand facing each other, with lightning bolts flying from one's breasts to the other's eyes - causing hearts to appear around the target's head.
Below:
"The Power Of
HYPNOSIS" [More lightning bolts]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:rzgxnxi42gyskrxw247ofmee/bafkreienfob7l3fokhpeuixvho3uudel7evrzckunyjpc5pn5a4xwltnl4@jpeg)
Taking a single bite of a candy bar, putting it in a wrapper, and labeling it "fun" size has got to be the biggest gaslight in marketing history.
November 14, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Taking a single bite of a candy bar, putting it in a wrapper, and labeling it "fun" size has got to be the biggest gaslight in marketing history.
If I were ever in one of those epic end-of-the-world final meet ups with the celestial godhead of reality moments and had the chance to proclaim some profound and moving argument, I would do so but totally screw it up at the end by reflecting on the conclusion with some rl unserious shitpost.
November 14, 2025 at 2:01 AM
If I were ever in one of those epic end-of-the-world final meet ups with the celestial godhead of reality moments and had the chance to proclaim some profound and moving argument, I would do so but totally screw it up at the end by reflecting on the conclusion with some rl unserious shitpost.
It's hard to emphasize enough to others that when you have a mood disorder, like bi-polar for example, the bulk of your energy goes into regulating your own emotional state.
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November 14, 2025 at 1:47 AM
It's hard to emphasize enough to others that when you have a mood disorder, like bi-polar for example, the bulk of your energy goes into regulating your own emotional state.
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The older I get the more I understand the appeal of a recliner.
After a long day you sure as hell don't want to stand anymore. You want to do more than sit, but laying down is too much.
You want to feel like you're laying down but still be able to do things like you are sitting up.
After a long day you sure as hell don't want to stand anymore. You want to do more than sit, but laying down is too much.
You want to feel like you're laying down but still be able to do things like you are sitting up.
November 13, 2025 at 11:51 PM
The older I get the more I understand the appeal of a recliner.
After a long day you sure as hell don't want to stand anymore. You want to do more than sit, but laying down is too much.
You want to feel like you're laying down but still be able to do things like you are sitting up.
After a long day you sure as hell don't want to stand anymore. You want to do more than sit, but laying down is too much.
You want to feel like you're laying down but still be able to do things like you are sitting up.
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Autumn leaf 1
Watercolour, approximately 75 × 130 mm.
Suggested musical accompaniment:
youtu.be/htnXgyBbiyg?....
Watercolour, approximately 75 × 130 mm.
Suggested musical accompaniment:
youtu.be/htnXgyBbiyg?....
November 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Autumn leaf 1
Watercolour, approximately 75 × 130 mm.
Suggested musical accompaniment:
youtu.be/htnXgyBbiyg?....
Watercolour, approximately 75 × 130 mm.
Suggested musical accompaniment:
youtu.be/htnXgyBbiyg?....
I got scoped out by a younger woman this morning at the gas station.
My first thought: "Poor girl, she must be ovulating."
My first thought: "Poor girl, she must be ovulating."
November 13, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I got scoped out by a younger woman this morning at the gas station.
My first thought: "Poor girl, she must be ovulating."
My first thought: "Poor girl, she must be ovulating."
When ever I suspect I might be scrolling too long I just take a good look over my profile and realize that not a single human being sees these posts. Which reminds me that I'm wasting my time here, close the tab, and find something better to do.
November 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
When ever I suspect I might be scrolling too long I just take a good look over my profile and realize that not a single human being sees these posts. Which reminds me that I'm wasting my time here, close the tab, and find something better to do.
Once in a while I'll nab a few airplane shots from the grocer's liquor store while grabbing lunch. Definitely alcoholic behavior but, y'know, whatever gets you through the day.
Today, step outside, slam one, seconds later the cashier sticks his head out:
"Can you not drink those right outside?"
Today, step outside, slam one, seconds later the cashier sticks his head out:
"Can you not drink those right outside?"
November 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Once in a while I'll nab a few airplane shots from the grocer's liquor store while grabbing lunch. Definitely alcoholic behavior but, y'know, whatever gets you through the day.
Today, step outside, slam one, seconds later the cashier sticks his head out:
"Can you not drink those right outside?"
Today, step outside, slam one, seconds later the cashier sticks his head out:
"Can you not drink those right outside?"
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Today is my birthday!! It'd mean a lot to me if you shared or supported my work, it's the best gift I can get 🥹❤️
November 12, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Today is my birthday!! It'd mean a lot to me if you shared or supported my work, it's the best gift I can get 🥹❤️
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That one time in 2021 when I made a bolero #vest for #wastelandweekend . One of the very few times I made something with pleather, but it was the pandemic and it was all found materials. #leathework #costuming #cosplay #cosplaymaker #art #postapoc #wasteland #rust
November 11, 2025 at 4:21 PM
That one time in 2021 when I made a bolero #vest for #wastelandweekend . One of the very few times I made something with pleather, but it was the pandemic and it was all found materials. #leathework #costuming #cosplay #cosplaymaker #art #postapoc #wasteland #rust
I didn't get into country until I was older. Hated it as a kid. But man there are some gems in this stuff.
This jam has a rock and roll honky tonk piano and a friggin saxophone. It's a masterpiece
youtu.be/CYXOliWGLMQ?...
This jam has a rock and roll honky tonk piano and a friggin saxophone. It's a masterpiece
youtu.be/CYXOliWGLMQ?...
I Think I'll Just Stay Here And Drink
YouTube video by Merle Haggard - Topic
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I didn't get into country until I was older. Hated it as a kid. But man there are some gems in this stuff.
This jam has a rock and roll honky tonk piano and a friggin saxophone. It's a masterpiece
youtu.be/CYXOliWGLMQ?...
This jam has a rock and roll honky tonk piano and a friggin saxophone. It's a masterpiece
youtu.be/CYXOliWGLMQ?...
Hit a patch off ice going 70 on the Interstate and felt my soul leave my body.
A minute later, jeep next to me fishtailed into the far lane. Next minute, coming around the bend, saw a car that had just flipped over. After, truck jackknifed in the middle of the road. Counted over 10 wrecks.
A minute later, jeep next to me fishtailed into the far lane. Next minute, coming around the bend, saw a car that had just flipped over. After, truck jackknifed in the middle of the road. Counted over 10 wrecks.
November 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Hit a patch off ice going 70 on the Interstate and felt my soul leave my body.
A minute later, jeep next to me fishtailed into the far lane. Next minute, coming around the bend, saw a car that had just flipped over. After, truck jackknifed in the middle of the road. Counted over 10 wrecks.
A minute later, jeep next to me fishtailed into the far lane. Next minute, coming around the bend, saw a car that had just flipped over. After, truck jackknifed in the middle of the road. Counted over 10 wrecks.
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I got on Twitter about a year after it came out. I lasted, maybe, 2 days.
I thought: "This is janky. Okay for sharing someone else's articles/links maybe but not for socializing." Abandoned account and never looked back.
How it got so big is still a mystery to me.
Yet, here I am, on twitter 2.0
I thought: "This is janky. Okay for sharing someone else's articles/links maybe but not for socializing." Abandoned account and never looked back.
How it got so big is still a mystery to me.
Yet, here I am, on twitter 2.0
November 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I got on Twitter about a year after it came out. I lasted, maybe, 2 days.
I thought: "This is janky. Okay for sharing someone else's articles/links maybe but not for socializing." Abandoned account and never looked back.
How it got so big is still a mystery to me.
Yet, here I am, on twitter 2.0
I thought: "This is janky. Okay for sharing someone else's articles/links maybe but not for socializing." Abandoned account and never looked back.
How it got so big is still a mystery to me.
Yet, here I am, on twitter 2.0
Playing Honkai Star Rail, in the chapter that focuses on Tribios, Trinnon, ...and Trianne.
"I'm a grown ass man, I'm not going to cry over some stupid game" I mutter to myself.. with warbling lips and wet eyes.
"I'm a grown ass man, I'm not going to cry over some stupid game" I mutter to myself.. with warbling lips and wet eyes.
November 9, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Playing Honkai Star Rail, in the chapter that focuses on Tribios, Trinnon, ...and Trianne.
"I'm a grown ass man, I'm not going to cry over some stupid game" I mutter to myself.. with warbling lips and wet eyes.
"I'm a grown ass man, I'm not going to cry over some stupid game" I mutter to myself.. with warbling lips and wet eyes.
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Thermite burns at more than 2,200 °C—hotter than molten lava—and yields aluminum oxide and metallic iron. It’s an excellent way to teach chemistry students about activation energy and exothermic reactions, says Yilei Wu: cen.acs.org/education/un...
#CENChemPics #chemsky 🧪
#CENChemPics #chemsky 🧪
November 8, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Thermite burns at more than 2,200 °C—hotter than molten lava—and yields aluminum oxide and metallic iron. It’s an excellent way to teach chemistry students about activation energy and exothermic reactions, says Yilei Wu: cen.acs.org/education/un...
#CENChemPics #chemsky 🧪
#CENChemPics #chemsky 🧪
Them:
Are you a comedian?
Me:
No. But my life is a joke, so sometimes I borrow from the source material.
Are you a comedian?
Me:
No. But my life is a joke, so sometimes I borrow from the source material.
November 7, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Them:
Are you a comedian?
Me:
No. But my life is a joke, so sometimes I borrow from the source material.
Are you a comedian?
Me:
No. But my life is a joke, so sometimes I borrow from the source material.
Ah, Golden Corral, where a large variety of mistakes can be made.
November 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Ah, Golden Corral, where a large variety of mistakes can be made.
I suspect getting a hold of a big dick is a lot like this spicy sausage. At first you're mesmerized by the size and shape, thinking "I've got to see what this is all about" But after 1/2 hr in and your guts are hurting and orifices burning, you realize you've made a terrible mistake.
November 7, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I suspect getting a hold of a big dick is a lot like this spicy sausage. At first you're mesmerized by the size and shape, thinking "I've got to see what this is all about" But after 1/2 hr in and your guts are hurting and orifices burning, you realize you've made a terrible mistake.
Two, Four, Six, Eight!
Who do we masturbate?
Me! Me! M-
oh shit I'm late for work
Who do we masturbate?
Me! Me! M-
oh shit I'm late for work
November 7, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Two, Four, Six, Eight!
Who do we masturbate?
Me! Me! M-
oh shit I'm late for work
Who do we masturbate?
Me! Me! M-
oh shit I'm late for work