Woke Mob Boss
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AI illustrations and pissed off human commentary.
A lot of our gang have newsletters.
A lot of our gang have newsletters.
Bet you thought we are Anti-Jesus? Wrong.
You can worship a stick in this country
In the words of Cerrano:
“Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curveball.”
You can worship a stick in this country
In the words of Cerrano:
“Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curveball.”
February 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Bet you thought we are Anti-Jesus? Wrong.
You can worship a stick in this country
In the words of Cerrano:
“Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curveball.”
You can worship a stick in this country
In the words of Cerrano:
“Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curveball.”
Woke Santa takes a nap.
Did my description offend the sensibilities of people who think their imaginary character is a different race?
Let’s do Jesus next.
Did my description offend the sensibilities of people who think their imaginary character is a different race?
Let’s do Jesus next.
February 16, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Woke Santa takes a nap.
Did my description offend the sensibilities of people who think their imaginary character is a different race?
Let’s do Jesus next.
Did my description offend the sensibilities of people who think their imaginary character is a different race?
Let’s do Jesus next.
Ryan Walters’ classroom is now a museum exhibit.
February 16, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Ryan Walters’ classroom is now a museum exhibit.
King Donald just posted a selfie.
It proves he is king.
It also proves he turned a huge spigot and brought water back to the Arizona desert.
The Ministry of Truth will update story as it progresses.
It proves he is king.
It also proves he turned a huge spigot and brought water back to the Arizona desert.
The Ministry of Truth will update story as it progresses.
February 16, 2025 at 1:05 AM
King Donald just posted a selfie.
It proves he is king.
It also proves he turned a huge spigot and brought water back to the Arizona desert.
The Ministry of Truth will update story as it progresses.
It proves he is king.
It also proves he turned a huge spigot and brought water back to the Arizona desert.
The Ministry of Truth will update story as it progresses.
Notice how all the MAGA tough talkers suddenly get all weak-kneed as they bow to Putin?
What if the Ukrainians say “Give me liberty or give me death?”
According to history before it is rewritten, that’s the way patriots talk.
What if the Ukrainians say “Give me liberty or give me death?”
According to history before it is rewritten, that’s the way patriots talk.
November 25, 2024 at 11:23 PM
Notice how all the MAGA tough talkers suddenly get all weak-kneed as they bow to Putin?
What if the Ukrainians say “Give me liberty or give me death?”
According to history before it is rewritten, that’s the way patriots talk.
What if the Ukrainians say “Give me liberty or give me death?”
According to history before it is rewritten, that’s the way patriots talk.
For piss’ sake, please stop the bathroom talk.
Go where you want, and remember to wash your hands.
Go where you want, and remember to wash your hands.
November 25, 2024 at 11:17 PM
For piss’ sake, please stop the bathroom talk.
Go where you want, and remember to wash your hands.
Go where you want, and remember to wash your hands.
Slow going on this app.
Let me try again.
Does anyone have access to Matt Gaetz’s laptop?
Let me try again.
Does anyone have access to Matt Gaetz’s laptop?
November 18, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Slow going on this app.
Let me try again.
Does anyone have access to Matt Gaetz’s laptop?
Let me try again.
Does anyone have access to Matt Gaetz’s laptop?
This is a dick-tator move.
Who will check his power?
Pete?
Kennedy?
Matt?
Anyone?
Who will check his power?
Pete?
Kennedy?
Matt?
Anyone?
President-elect Donald Trump said he will declare a national emergency and use the military to execute mass deportation plans.
Trump vows to declare national emergency, use military for mass deportations
Trump would use the national emergency to launch mass deportations, enforce the southern border and immigration laws
www.usatoday.com
November 18, 2024 at 5:51 PM
This is a dick-tator move.
Who will check his power?
Pete?
Kennedy?
Matt?
Anyone?
Who will check his power?
Pete?
Kennedy?
Matt?
Anyone?
MTG is going to land somewhere in this cabinet.
Probably at one Matt Gaetz’s parties.
Probably at one Matt Gaetz’s parties.
November 18, 2024 at 5:16 PM
MTG is going to land somewhere in this cabinet.
Probably at one Matt Gaetz’s parties.
Probably at one Matt Gaetz’s parties.
Markwayne on Meet the Press.
This is embarrassing.
This is embarrassing.
November 17, 2024 at 4:20 PM
Markwayne on Meet the Press.
This is embarrassing.
This is embarrassing.
The president elect could take a whiz in the river and rightfully claim he was just draining the swamp.
But he would need to take his diaper off first.
Nasty, nasty man!
But he would need to take his diaper off first.
Nasty, nasty man!
November 16, 2024 at 7:59 PM
The president elect could take a whiz in the river and rightfully claim he was just draining the swamp.
But he would need to take his diaper off first.
Nasty, nasty man!
But he would need to take his diaper off first.
Nasty, nasty man!
Our elected politicians are failing to find political solutions to problems in society.
A change is needed. But it would be nice if a plan were in place to ease the transition.
A change is needed. But it would be nice if a plan were in place to ease the transition.
I really hope that once the pain subsides a bit our side of the political spectrum can have some introspective, real-talk about our role in electing a fascist. We suck at introspective real-talk. Fingers are pointing at different D factions, and no one is saying “yeah we fucked that up”. We must.
November 16, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Our elected politicians are failing to find political solutions to problems in society.
A change is needed. But it would be nice if a plan were in place to ease the transition.
A change is needed. But it would be nice if a plan were in place to ease the transition.
Reposted by Woke Mob Boss
This. 👇👇👇
There seems to be a lot of misinformation going around so please allow me to clarify.
Matt Gaetz did not have sex with a 17 year old girl.
Matt Gaetz raped a trafficked 17 year old girl and then venmoed the guy who trafficked the girl; aka her pimp.
Matt Gaetz did not have sex with a 17 year old girl.
Matt Gaetz raped a trafficked 17 year old girl and then venmoed the guy who trafficked the girl; aka her pimp.
November 16, 2024 at 5:38 PM
This. 👇👇👇
I hope they have a bunch of how-to manuals for all these cabinet members stepping into jobs they know nothing about.
November 16, 2024 at 2:54 PM
I hope they have a bunch of how-to manuals for all these cabinet members stepping into jobs they know nothing about.
Ryan Walters is somewhat in favor of free lunches in schools.
But it’s called Communion.
But it’s called Communion.
November 15, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Ryan Walters is somewhat in favor of free lunches in schools.
But it’s called Communion.
But it’s called Communion.
We refuse to kiss the ring, buddy. Give it a rest.
We’re not sure where your finger’s been.
We’re not sure where your finger’s been.
November 15, 2024 at 6:08 PM
We refuse to kiss the ring, buddy. Give it a rest.
We’re not sure where your finger’s been.
We’re not sure where your finger’s been.
Wouldn’t you like to be a fruit fly on the wall at one of those Vivek-Elon meetings?
One minute, just another fly on the wall.
Next minute, cabinet secretary of agriculture.
One minute, just another fly on the wall.
Next minute, cabinet secretary of agriculture.
November 14, 2024 at 7:54 PM
Wouldn’t you like to be a fruit fly on the wall at one of those Vivek-Elon meetings?
One minute, just another fly on the wall.
Next minute, cabinet secretary of agriculture.
One minute, just another fly on the wall.
Next minute, cabinet secretary of agriculture.
The Gaetz investigative file will be hidden away in Trumps bathroom until such time it can be buried at a golf course.
November 14, 2024 at 7:05 PM
The Gaetz investigative file will be hidden away in Trumps bathroom until such time it can be buried at a golf course.
Attorney General Matt Gaetz?
If that doesn’t raise eyebrows …
and tighten your forehead, lift your cheekbones and remove your crows feet …
If that doesn’t raise eyebrows …
and tighten your forehead, lift your cheekbones and remove your crows feet …
a close up of a man 's face with the words irl benny fnv written below it
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words irl benny fnv written below it
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2024 at 9:33 PM
Attorney General Matt Gaetz?
If that doesn’t raise eyebrows …
and tighten your forehead, lift your cheekbones and remove your crows feet …
If that doesn’t raise eyebrows …
and tighten your forehead, lift your cheekbones and remove your crows feet …
What do doctors and patients talk about?
Personal health information.
It is confidential.
Agree?
Personal health information.
It is confidential.
Agree?
a man in a striped sweater says " you may never speak a word of this " while sitting at a table
ALT: a man in a striped sweater says " you may never speak a word of this " while sitting at a table
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2024 at 1:51 AM
What do doctors and patients talk about?
Personal health information.
It is confidential.
Agree?
Personal health information.
It is confidential.
Agree?
Trump thinks X Man is going to be great for ratings, and can be publicly humiliated later when something goes wrong.
Elon Musk has been with Trump ‘nearly every single day’ since election, ‘weighing in on staffing decisions’: Report
Elon Musk Has Been with Donald Trump 'Nearly Every Single Day' Since Election, 'Weighing In on Staffing Decisions': Report
Elon Musk has spent 'nearly every single day' with Donald Trump at Mar-a-Lago since the 2024 election 'weighing in on staffing decisions,' according to a CNN source. Though he is not expected to fill ...
people.com
November 11, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Trump thinks X Man is going to be great for ratings, and can be publicly humiliated later when something goes wrong.
Do the hateful people get sent to Red Sky, or Not the Truth?
November 11, 2024 at 9:15 PM
Do the hateful people get sent to Red Sky, or Not the Truth?
We should be able to drink what we want, especially inside our own homes.
Is that radical? Because I get worse.
Is that radical? Because I get worse.
Skyfriends I tried a THC drink here this afternoon and it was so very lovely and I was just chill and then a took a nap and I haven’t felt this relaxed in years so when is Alabama going to ban it?
November 11, 2024 at 9:10 PM
We should be able to drink what we want, especially inside our own homes.
Is that radical? Because I get worse.
Is that radical? Because I get worse.
He surrounds himself with the smartest people who then become bums and go to prison.
The EPA will be out of the protecting environment business.
November 11, 2024 at 8:35 PM
He surrounds himself with the smartest people who then become bums and go to prison.
Blue leaders must step forward now to balance the system stacked against us.
This war is going to be waged - and won or lost - on the local, county, and state level. It's what the reactionaries have been doing for 50 years and we have a lot of catching up to do.
A reminder that school boards matter!
A reminder that school boards matter!
Folks there are 30 states having local elections next year. Not 2026. Oklahoma has local primaries on February 11th! Want to take back our democracy? RUN!!!!
November 11, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Blue leaders must step forward now to balance the system stacked against us.