Rebecca Schoenkopf
@wonkette.bsky.social
I'm Rebecca, from Wonkette: 2004-still exists.
i haven't known him to be a liar. he strikes me as one of those "can't stop being honest no matter what" guys.
February 4, 2026 at 4:09 PM
i haven't known him to be a liar. he strikes me as one of those "can't stop being honest no matter what" guys.
Since you took that one already I'll do, I don't care if it's only four words, I need something pretty right now.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWxJ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWxJ...
The Church - Under The Milky Way (Official Video)
YouTube video by TheChurchVEVO
www.youtube.com
February 4, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Since you took that one already I'll do, I don't care if it's only four words, I need something pretty right now.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWxJ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWxJ...
oh no I thought you were saying it was your most hated song at first and I got this sick adrenaline rush like EVERY SINGLE thing is horrible today.
Anyway ... did you hear that?
Anyway ... did you hear that?
February 4, 2026 at 3:29 AM
oh no I thought you were saying it was your most hated song at first and I got this sick adrenaline rush like EVERY SINGLE thing is horrible today.
Anyway ... did you hear that?
Anyway ... did you hear that?
well ... I hadn't either.
February 4, 2026 at 3:24 AM
well ... I hadn't either.
Sorry Xan. Aliens and Jews.
February 4, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Sorry Xan. Aliens and Jews.
In honor of my own dead dad, who never once in 40 years was able to NOT say
February 4, 2026 at 3:20 AM
In honor of my own dead dad, who never once in 40 years was able to NOT say
well let me tell you about the first time my neighbor told me about the hollow earth, while sitting on my couch, and then started explaining about how it related to THE JEWS, and then was literally shocked when I told him he had to leave and could no longer do his laundry there!
February 4, 2026 at 3:17 AM
well let me tell you about the first time my neighbor told me about the hollow earth, while sitting on my couch, and then started explaining about how it related to THE JEWS, and then was literally shocked when I told him he had to leave and could no longer do his laundry there!
how do they think we go ... around it
February 4, 2026 at 2:59 AM
how do they think we go ... around it
the first time my daughter's friends' parents came over and sat at my dining table and talked about how the earth wasn't round ... oooh it hurt.
February 4, 2026 at 2:58 AM
the first time my daughter's friends' parents came over and sat at my dining table and talked about how the earth wasn't round ... oooh it hurt.
and flat earth. People love a flat earth.
February 4, 2026 at 2:56 AM
and flat earth. People love a flat earth.
Yes. She's VERY GOOD AT IT.
February 4, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Yes. She's VERY GOOD AT IT.
I think everybody's just got some weird fucking bloodlust tonight, and my head hurts and I'm over it.
February 4, 2026 at 2:50 AM
I think everybody's just got some weird fucking bloodlust tonight, and my head hurts and I'm over it.
if that's how you read it, my bad: it was entirely NOT my intention; I meant showing up would *demonstrate* her professionalism, which is good. Just like being able to talk to idiots is important in Congress.
but I think you know "go make your excellent case" isn't coming in hot.
but I think you know "go make your excellent case" isn't coming in hot.
February 4, 2026 at 2:48 AM
if that's how you read it, my bad: it was entirely NOT my intention; I meant showing up would *demonstrate* her professionalism, which is good. Just like being able to talk to idiots is important in Congress.
but I think you know "go make your excellent case" isn't coming in hot.
but I think you know "go make your excellent case" isn't coming in hot.
well, she brought it up. I like Kat, I sent her money, I hope she wins, I'm done arguing.
February 4, 2026 at 2:39 AM
well, she brought it up. I like Kat, I sent her money, I hope she wins, I'm done arguing.
"center-right scolds posing as journalists, while surely a group close to your heart"
that part.
that part.
February 4, 2026 at 2:38 AM
"center-right scolds posing as journalists, while surely a group close to your heart"
that part.
that part.
it's fun how everyone who's responded to me has taken the time to be really personally insulting, so thank you for that.
February 4, 2026 at 2:34 AM
it's fun how everyone who's responded to me has taken the time to be really personally insulting, so thank you for that.
"some disgruntled columnist who isn't getting feted enough"
how about you go fuck yourself.
how about you go fuck yourself.
February 4, 2026 at 1:59 AM
"some disgruntled columnist who isn't getting feted enough"
how about you go fuck yourself.
how about you go fuck yourself.
you said that already.
February 4, 2026 at 1:49 AM
you said that already.
it wasn't you, I can still see you :)
February 4, 2026 at 1:00 AM
it wasn't you, I can still see you :)