Rebecca Schoenkopf
@wonkette.bsky.social
I'm Rebecca, from Wonkette: 2004-still exists.
lol kkkaroline
"This is from an internet meme video depicting President Trump as the King of the Jungle and Democrats as characters from The Lion King," White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt said in a statement to PEOPLE. "Please stop the fake outrage"
"This is from an internet meme video depicting President Trump as the King of the Jungle and Democrats as characters from The Lion King," White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt said in a statement to PEOPLE. "Please stop the fake outrage"
February 6, 2026 at 4:25 PM
lol kkkaroline
"This is from an internet meme video depicting President Trump as the King of the Jungle and Democrats as characters from The Lion King," White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt said in a statement to PEOPLE. "Please stop the fake outrage"
"This is from an internet meme video depicting President Trump as the King of the Jungle and Democrats as characters from The Lion King," White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt said in a statement to PEOPLE. "Please stop the fake outrage"
hey @kenwhite.bsky.social wondering how this tracks www.justice.gov/opa/pr/anti-...
Anti-ICE Antifa member arrested on federal charges of Cyberstalking and Threatening Communications after allegedly calling for the murder and assault of federal immigration officers in Minneapolis
MINNEAPOLIS – Self-identified Antifa member Kyle Wagner was arrested today on federal threat and cyberstalking charges following alleged murder and assault threats against ICE, announced United States...
www.justice.gov
February 5, 2026 at 7:47 PM
hey @kenwhite.bsky.social wondering how this tracks www.justice.gov/opa/pr/anti-...
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*never be rude to my readers like that*.
Is the AI just fucking over it? Is it SO HARD being the AI?
IS IT NO LONGER FUN BEING THE WORD ROBOT?
Is the AI just fucking over it? Is it SO HARD being the AI?
IS IT NO LONGER FUN BEING THE WORD ROBOT?
February 5, 2026 at 6:00 PM
*never be rude to my readers like that*.
Is the AI just fucking over it? Is it SO HARD being the AI?
IS IT NO LONGER FUN BEING THE WORD ROBOT?
Is the AI just fucking over it? Is it SO HARD being the AI?
IS IT NO LONGER FUN BEING THE WORD ROBOT?
so somehow BY ACCIDENT, I turned on AI in my gmail. And it gives these little suggested responses that are completely my voice, like STOP IMPERSONATING ME.
But now when people have a question it keeps saying "like I explained in the other email" when there *hasn't been another email* and I would
But now when people have a question it keeps saying "like I explained in the other email" when there *hasn't been another email* and I would
February 5, 2026 at 5:59 PM
so somehow BY ACCIDENT, I turned on AI in my gmail. And it gives these little suggested responses that are completely my voice, like STOP IMPERSONATING ME.
But now when people have a question it keeps saying "like I explained in the other email" when there *hasn't been another email* and I would
But now when people have a question it keeps saying "like I explained in the other email" when there *hasn't been another email* and I would
when Ace bandages are outlawed wait WHAT THE FUCK
What utter assholes. "At least 12 companies received letters from the agency stating that the gender-affirming compression garments are medical devices and require compliance with strict federal regulations." rewirenewsgroup.com/2026/02/02/c...
FDA Targets Gender-Affirming Garments, Warning Companies that Serve Trans Customers
At least 12 companies received letters from the agency stating that the gender-affirming compression garments are medical devices and require compliance with strict federal regulations.
rewirenewsgroup.com
February 4, 2026 at 3:57 AM
when Ace bandages are outlawed wait WHAT THE FUCK
like these Trump DOD chuds never even heard of Smedley Butler
Judge Incredulous as Trump Lawyer Asks Him to Create New Law for Mark Kelly Retribution Crusade talkingpointsmemo.com/news/judge-m...
Judge Incredulous as Trump Lawyer Asks Him to Create New Law for Mark Kelly Retribution Crusade
WASHINGTON, DC–Federal District Court Judge Richard Leon expressed shock Tuesday that the...
talkingpointsmemo.com
February 4, 2026 at 3:02 AM
like these Trump DOD chuds never even heard of Smedley Butler
I've muted that thread, so if I'm ignoring you, it's because I'm ignoring you.
February 4, 2026 at 2:54 AM
I've muted that thread, so if I'm ignoring you, it's because I'm ignoring you.
ok but have you guys had Robitussin Night Severe Flu Honey? It's legit delicious.
February 4, 2026 at 1:40 AM
ok but have you guys had Robitussin Night Severe Flu Honey? It's legit delicious.
Tonight's muting was very belated.
February 4, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Tonight's muting was very belated.
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You probably know that ICE agents shot Renee Good.
You should also know what happened next.
You should also know what happened next.
Casar holds a 3 minute and 26 second moment of silence to represent the time in which DHS officers let Renee Good bleed out after she was shot
February 3, 2026 at 11:12 PM
You probably know that ICE agents shot Renee Good.
You should also know what happened next.
You should also know what happened next.
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OH NO, WE'RE GETTING TOO POPULAR, AND EVERYBODY IS UNITED WITH US!
TIME TO ALIENATE *FUCKING EVERYONE*.
TIME TO ALIENATE *FUCKING EVERYONE*.
February 3, 2026 at 10:17 PM
OH NO, WE'RE GETTING TOO POPULAR, AND EVERYBODY IS UNITED WITH US!
TIME TO ALIENATE *FUCKING EVERYONE*.
TIME TO ALIENATE *FUCKING EVERYONE*.
the agita about Will Stancil basically started (this time) with him letting reporters do ridealongs (with ground rules). That leftist spaces are so vehemently anti-media is also what started the backlash against "woke" -- when campus protesters assaulted reporters for trying to intvw/film in public
February 3, 2026 at 10:09 PM
the agita about Will Stancil basically started (this time) with him letting reporters do ridealongs (with ground rules). That leftist spaces are so vehemently anti-media is also what started the backlash against "woke" -- when campus protesters assaulted reporters for trying to intvw/film in public
there are some intensely disturbed people on here.
February 3, 2026 at 7:34 PM
there are some intensely disturbed people on here.
goddamn will stancil's mentions are so fucking toxic.
remember a week ago when (I originally posted "everyone was happy" then deleted it for very fucking obvious reasons) we all were at peace?
remember a week ago when (I originally posted "everyone was happy" then deleted it for very fucking obvious reasons) we all were at peace?
February 3, 2026 at 5:41 PM
goddamn will stancil's mentions are so fucking toxic.
remember a week ago when (I originally posted "everyone was happy" then deleted it for very fucking obvious reasons) we all were at peace?
remember a week ago when (I originally posted "everyone was happy" then deleted it for very fucking obvious reasons) we all were at peace?
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The extent to which all of this is about one guy's psychological inability to admit he lost a contest will never stop breaking my brain. Perhaps a good lesson is that it's important to teach your kids how to lose—maybe even giving awards just for playing to show that not losing isn't everything.
Trump: "These people were brought to our country to vote, & they vote illegally. The Republicans should say, we should take over the voting in at least 15 places. The Republicans ought to nationalize the voting. We have states that I won that show I didn't win. You're gonna see something in Georgia"
February 2, 2026 at 10:31 PM
The extent to which all of this is about one guy's psychological inability to admit he lost a contest will never stop breaking my brain. Perhaps a good lesson is that it's important to teach your kids how to lose—maybe even giving awards just for playing to show that not losing isn't everything.
Heartbreaking:
February 2, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Heartbreaking:
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“Hello,” said Frog.
“Look at my list of things to do,” said Toad.
“Oh,” said Frog, “that is very nice.”
Toad said, “My list tells me that we will go for a walk.”
“Look at my list of things to do,” said Toad.
“Oh,” said Frog, “that is very nice.”
Toad said, “My list tells me that we will go for a walk.”
February 2, 2026 at 2:37 PM
“Hello,” said Frog.
“Look at my list of things to do,” said Toad.
“Oh,” said Frog, “that is very nice.”
Toad said, “My list tells me that we will go for a walk.”
“Look at my list of things to do,” said Toad.
“Oh,” said Frog, “that is very nice.”
Toad said, “My list tells me that we will go for a walk.”
ME "so he's knocking down the Kennedy Center"
"because nobody wants to go there with his name on it?"
"yeah"
"so fucking stupid"
"so fucking stupid, but I 70 percent believe we got knocked off the timeline with ... what do I believe?"
"the Large Hadron Collider, CERN"
"yeah the Large Hadron what?"
"because nobody wants to go there with his name on it?"
"yeah"
"so fucking stupid"
"so fucking stupid, but I 70 percent believe we got knocked off the timeline with ... what do I believe?"
"the Large Hadron Collider, CERN"
"yeah the Large Hadron what?"
February 2, 2026 at 12:50 AM
ME "so he's knocking down the Kennedy Center"
"because nobody wants to go there with his name on it?"
"yeah"
"so fucking stupid"
"so fucking stupid, but I 70 percent believe we got knocked off the timeline with ... what do I believe?"
"the Large Hadron Collider, CERN"
"yeah the Large Hadron what?"
"because nobody wants to go there with his name on it?"
"yeah"
"so fucking stupid"
"so fucking stupid, but I 70 percent believe we got knocked off the timeline with ... what do I believe?"
"the Large Hadron Collider, CERN"
"yeah the Large Hadron what?"
I'm still available to interview with Isaac Chotiner any time. I know he'd just want to hang out and gab, because I'm cool and fun!
February 2, 2026 at 12:36 AM
I'm still available to interview with Isaac Chotiner any time. I know he'd just want to hang out and gab, because I'm cool and fun!
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Texas Dems flipped a +17 Trump district yesterday. Meanwhile in Nevada:
NEWS: No one filed to challenge two conservative/Republican justices on the Nevada supreme court who are up for reelection this year. The deadline was a few days ago.
They will run for new terms unopposed.
They will run for new terms unopposed.
February 1, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Texas Dems flipped a +17 Trump district yesterday. Meanwhile in Nevada:
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Trump should win a prize for being the only person who could possibly make Canadians and Minnesotans angry at him at the same time while simultaneously getting the internet to defend Will Stancil and Don Lemon
January 30, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Trump should win a prize for being the only person who could possibly make Canadians and Minnesotans angry at him at the same time while simultaneously getting the internet to defend Will Stancil and Don Lemon
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Oh, ok.
Ernesto Padron, a Border Patrol Agent from Brownsville, TX, was arrested in 2010 for possession of CSAM. A case backlog meant the statute of limitations expired before he could be tried. In 2020 Padron was hired at a Texas migrant shelter where he worked directly with unaccompanied migrant children
January 30, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Oh, ok.
I'm just saying the book Generation X, which was the first time anybody ever heard of Generation X, defined it as 1960 to 1980.
Period the end.
Period the end.
The correct division of GenX is the Garofalo/Spears horizon. If you were born after Janeane Garofalo (GenX Prime) but before Britney Spears (Millennial Prime), you are GenX.
January 30, 2026 at 12:17 AM
I'm just saying the book Generation X, which was the first time anybody ever heard of Generation X, defined it as 1960 to 1980.
Period the end.
Period the end.
How did David Brooks get *every remaining job today*?
Regardless please enjoy this glorious story that first exploded that he's a TERRIBLE JOURNALIST.
www.phillymag.com/news/2004/04...
Regardless please enjoy this glorious story that first exploded that he's a TERRIBLE JOURNALIST.
www.phillymag.com/news/2004/04...
David Brooks: Boo-Boos in Paradise
The classic 2004 examination of David Brooks’s “Bobos in Paradise” by Philadelphia magazine’s Sasha Issenberg.
www.phillymag.com
January 29, 2026 at 10:05 PM
How did David Brooks get *every remaining job today*?
Regardless please enjoy this glorious story that first exploded that he's a TERRIBLE JOURNALIST.
www.phillymag.com/news/2004/04...
Regardless please enjoy this glorious story that first exploded that he's a TERRIBLE JOURNALIST.
www.phillymag.com/news/2004/04...