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Rebecca Schoenkopf
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I'm Rebecca, from Wonkette: 2004-still exists.
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When this administration tosses someone out like garbage…

And they fight back in court and win…

This administration gathers a small team and says, “Your entire reason for breathing is to see this one person suffer. It’s your only job. Just persecute *this one family* until you get some suicides.”
February 7, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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Columbia cancelled my 2024 class on Race and Media, so I decided to teach it independently anyway.

I made a conscious decision to include whiteness in discussions about race.

What we learned is how much white people have been kept in the dark about white martyrs for civil rights.
February 6, 2026 at 3:37 PM
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History is not just something we remember. It is something that teaches, and when we strip away the truth, we strip away all of the warnings that go along with it.
February 7, 2026 at 12:03 AM
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Metry and her husband of 4 years go to DHS to get their I-130 in motion. "Good news" a DHS employee told them, the form to start her naturalization was approved.

DHS employee asks the husband to follow him through a secure door. When it locks behind him, ICE detains his wife to deport her.
EXCLUSIVE: Terez Metry was 13 when her family fled to Tennessee from Egypt in 2011. Then, they left her behind. She only recently discovered she had an order of removal from 2011. But she was following the legal path to citizenship. On Monday, at a routine DHS meeting, Metry was detained.
Immigration process turns sour for an Antioch woman - Nashville Banner
Terez Metry, a dental assistant in Middle Tennessee with no criminal history, was detained by ICE during an interview as she followed legal steps toward citizenship.
nashvillebanner.com
February 6, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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Not sure why it doesn't specifically say so, but it's automatically set for the user's local time.
February 6, 2026 at 10:41 PM
it'd be cool if the Olympics schedule website included ... a time zone. Women's ice skating 7:35 ... OKAY 7:35 WHAT.
February 6, 2026 at 10:35 PM
lol kkkaroline

"This is from an internet meme video depicting President Trump as the King of the Jungle and Democrats as characters from The Lion King," White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt said in a statement to PEOPLE. "Please stop the fake outrage"
February 6, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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*never be rude to my readers like that*.

Is the AI just fucking over it? Is it SO HARD being the AI?

IS IT NO LONGER FUN BEING THE WORD ROBOT?
February 5, 2026 at 6:00 PM
so somehow BY ACCIDENT, I turned on AI in my gmail. And it gives these little suggested responses that are completely my voice, like STOP IMPERSONATING ME.

But now when people have a question it keeps saying "like I explained in the other email" when there *hasn't been another email* and I would
February 5, 2026 at 5:59 PM
when Ace bandages are outlawed wait WHAT THE FUCK
February 4, 2026 at 3:57 AM
like these Trump DOD chuds never even heard of Smedley Butler
February 4, 2026 at 3:02 AM
I've muted that thread, so if I'm ignoring you, it's because I'm ignoring you.
February 4, 2026 at 2:54 AM
ok but have you guys had Robitussin Night Severe Flu Honey? It's legit delicious.
February 4, 2026 at 1:40 AM
February 4, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Tonight's muting was very belated.
February 4, 2026 at 12:44 AM
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You probably know that ICE agents shot Renee Good.

You should also know what happened next.
Casar holds a 3 minute and 26 second moment of silence to represent the time in which DHS officers let Renee Good bleed out after she was shot
February 3, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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OH NO, WE'RE GETTING TOO POPULAR, AND EVERYBODY IS UNITED WITH US!

TIME TO ALIENATE *FUCKING EVERYONE*.
February 3, 2026 at 10:17 PM
the agita about Will Stancil basically started (this time) with him letting reporters do ridealongs (with ground rules). That leftist spaces are so vehemently anti-media is also what started the backlash against "woke" -- when campus protesters assaulted reporters for trying to intvw/film in public
February 3, 2026 at 10:09 PM
there are some intensely disturbed people on here.
February 3, 2026 at 7:34 PM
goddamn will stancil's mentions are so fucking toxic.

remember a week ago when (I originally posted "everyone was happy" then deleted it for very fucking obvious reasons) we all were at peace?
February 3, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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The extent to which all of this is about one guy's psychological inability to admit he lost a contest will never stop breaking my brain. Perhaps a good lesson is that it's important to teach your kids how to lose—maybe even giving awards just for playing to show that not losing isn't everything.
Trump: "These people were brought to our country to vote, & they vote illegally. The Republicans should say, we should take over the voting in at least 15 places. The Republicans ought to nationalize the voting. We have states that I won that show I didn't win. You're gonna see something in Georgia"
February 2, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Heartbreaking:
Welp, they’ve lost Ammon Bundy
February 2, 2026 at 11:40 PM
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“Hello,” said Frog.

“Look at my list of things to do,” said Toad.

“Oh,” said Frog, “that is very nice.”

Toad said, “My list tells me that we will go for a walk.”
February 2, 2026 at 2:37 PM
ME "so he's knocking down the Kennedy Center"
"because nobody wants to go there with his name on it?"
"yeah"
"so fucking stupid"
"so fucking stupid, but I 70 percent believe we got knocked off the timeline with ... what do I believe?"
"the Large Hadron Collider, CERN"
"yeah the Large Hadron what?"
February 2, 2026 at 12:50 AM