Rebecca Schoenkopf
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CORRECT. www.wonkette.com/p/pssst-gran...
November 26, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
November 23, 2025 at 11:37 AM
In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
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Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…
November 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…
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The House has voted unanimously to repeal the provisions in the shutdown package which allow GOP Senators to sue the federal government and get as much as $1 million in damages - because the feds looked at their phone records in the Jan. 6 investigation.
November 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM
The House has voted unanimously to repeal the provisions in the shutdown package which allow GOP Senators to sue the federal government and get as much as $1 million in damages - because the feds looked at their phone records in the Jan. 6 investigation.
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Waiting For My Lucky Day! Tabs, Thurs., Nov. 20, 2025
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Waiting For My Lucky Day! Tabs, Thurs., Nov. 20, 2025
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Waiting For My Lucky Day! Tabs, Thurs., Nov. 20, 2025
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November 20, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Waiting For My Lucky Day! Tabs, Thurs., Nov. 20, 2025
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Waiting For My Lucky Day! Tabs, Thurs., Nov. 20, 2025
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SOMEONE: Fuck you!
BOVINO: That’s not very nice.
THE MOST MOM VOICE YOU’VE EVER HEARD: Well, are you doing nice things?
BOVINO: That’s not very nice.
THE MOST MOM VOICE YOU’VE EVER HEARD: Well, are you doing nice things?
Bovino is taking part in CBP detentions in Charlotte. dickfc_w_l on TikTok.
November 16, 2025 at 2:10 AM
SOMEONE: Fuck you!
BOVINO: That’s not very nice.
THE MOST MOM VOICE YOU’VE EVER HEARD: Well, are you doing nice things?
BOVINO: That’s not very nice.
THE MOST MOM VOICE YOU’VE EVER HEARD: Well, are you doing nice things?
it is morally good, it is socially good, it is food-good, and it is good *for our wallets*, and the people last year who jumped on people for noting that immigration is good for the economy because that was dehumanizing immigrants, and the people who listened to them, I think were wrong!
Immigration ✨ IS A GOOD THING ✨
They don’t want LEGAL immigration either, in case there were still any doubts.
November 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
it is morally good, it is socially good, it is food-good, and it is good *for our wallets*, and the people last year who jumped on people for noting that immigration is good for the economy because that was dehumanizing immigrants, and the people who listened to them, I think were wrong!
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They did this today www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/t...
November 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
They did this today www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/t...
what animal-chopping-up lunatic do I have to fuck around here to get a glowup in the NYT?
November 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
what animal-chopping-up lunatic do I have to fuck around here to get a glowup in the NYT?
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Her parents chipped in to help cover childcare, because getting by in Seattle is hard. Fox News says that makes her an elitist who's completely out of touch with struggling voters.
'Seattle's Mamdani' Katie Wilson Clinches Mayor Win, Fox News Being Super Normal!
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'Seattle's Mamdani' Katie Wilson Clinches Mayor Win, Fox News Being Super Normal!
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'Seattle's Mamdani' Katie Wilson Clinches Mayor Win, Fox News Being Super Normal!
Lady Mamdani, Space Needle at your feet ...
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November 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Her parents chipped in to help cover childcare, because getting by in Seattle is hard. Fox News says that makes her an elitist who's completely out of touch with struggling voters.
'Seattle's Mamdani' Katie Wilson Clinches Mayor Win, Fox News Being Super Normal!
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'Seattle's Mamdani' Katie Wilson Clinches Mayor Win, Fox News Being Super Normal!
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Vintage Wonkette mug!
Vintage Wonkette mug!
November 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Vintage Wonkette mug!
Vintage Wonkette mug!
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"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 9:10 AM
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
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COVER-UP. Tabs, Fri., Nov. 14, 2025
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COVER-UP. Tabs, Fri., Nov. 14, 2025
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COVER-UP. Tabs, Fri., Nov. 14, 2025
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November 14, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Happy Friday! It's your morning news roundup!
COVER-UP. Tabs, Fri., Nov. 14, 2025
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"reading this prose is like being suffocated with a pillow."
and that's how I knew it was Thomas Chatterton Williams.
and that's how I knew it was Thomas Chatterton Williams.
reading this prose is like being suffocated with a pillow
November 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
"reading this prose is like being suffocated with a pillow."
and that's how I knew it was Thomas Chatterton Williams.
and that's how I knew it was Thomas Chatterton Williams.
that's what I meant, not Bulworth.
Bulworth was a real assassination not a fake one.
How dare you all have liked my incorrect skeet.
Bulworth was a real assassination not a fake one.
How dare you all have liked my incorrect skeet.
Bob Roberts time?
November 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
that's what I meant, not Bulworth.
Bulworth was a real assassination not a fake one.
How dare you all have liked my incorrect skeet.
Bulworth was a real assassination not a fake one.
How dare you all have liked my incorrect skeet.
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Sean Hannity Learns All About The Epstein Files!
(With the help of liberal radio superhero @stephaniemiller.bsky.social!)
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(With the help of liberal radio superhero @stephaniemiller.bsky.social!)
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Sean Hannity Learns All About The Epstein Files!
With the help of liberal radio superhero Stephanie Miller.
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November 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Sean Hannity Learns All About The Epstein Files!
(With the help of liberal radio superhero @stephaniemiller.bsky.social!)
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(With the help of liberal radio superhero @stephaniemiller.bsky.social!)
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everybody be ready for a Bulworth-style fake assassination attempt for Subject-Changing purposes
November 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
everybody be ready for a Bulworth-style fake assassination attempt for Subject-Changing purposes
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What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
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Dirty Deeds. Don: Dirt Cheap. Tabs, Thurs., Nov. 13, 2025
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Dirty Deeds. Don: Dirt Cheap. Tabs, Thurs., Nov. 13, 2025
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Dirty Deeds. Don: Dirt Cheap. Tabs, Thurs., Nov. 13, 2025
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November 13, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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Dirty Deeds. Don: Dirt Cheap. Tabs, Thurs., Nov. 13, 2025
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Dirty Deeds. Don: Dirt Cheap. Tabs, Thurs., Nov. 13, 2025
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.