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Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 19h

Look at her Affair Partner praying with her over their fast food meal.

Alex Zielinski @alexzee.bsky.social · 19h

Apropos of nothing, Sec. Kristi Noem is currently praying over Burgerville with Portland ICE officials.

A screenshot of a video of Noem praying at a conference table with other people wearing suits. Fast food bags and water bottles sit on the table.

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Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 1d

how many of these 235 so far replies are "but they did in fact vote for this"?

well let's make it 236.

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Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 1d

aw Susan thank you HEART HUG.

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Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 2d

oh, that makes more sense

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Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 2d

I feel like this presupposes he's sticking his dick somewhere besides a sad pathetic unsuccessful and weird half-blowie

I don't think those cause anything sexy, like a good well-earned std

Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 2d

Portland isn't burning tonight, but Donald Trump's crotch is.

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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 2d

If any other president said something like this in a speech to a military academy, it would be a massive scandal. Instead, it isn’t among the ten most dangerous things he’s done this week.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Trump to the Navy: "We have to take care of this little gnat that's on our shoulder called the Democrats."

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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 3d

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

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Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 4d

this person just got eight years for INTENDING to kill Kavanaugh, and then changing her mind and calling 911 on herself, never actually doing anything to harm him or even approaching him (and not like she had coconspirators either). I don't understand this at all. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/03/u...

Justice Kavanaugh’s Would-Be Assassin Sentenced to Eight Years in Prison

www.nytimes.com

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Eric Reinhart @eric-reinhart.com · 4d

ICE just blatantly violated the law and arrested sitting Chicago Alderperson Jessie Fuentes while seeking to illegally arrest a patient in a hospital. Fuck these fascists.

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Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 4d

ah, he's right here! bsky.app/profile/garr...

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Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 4d

substack.com/@garrettbucks I mean he's Wisconsin instead of Twin Cities, but he might like to take a drive!

Garrett Bucks | Substack

Organizer (The Barnraisers Project!) Writer (of this newsletter! and also a book: The Right Kind of White!) “We put on ZZ Top and turned it up, real loud"

substack.com

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Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 4d

Surely Garrett Bucks didn't turn you down?

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The People's Fabric @peoplesfabric.com · 4d

In the past 4 weeks in Chicago, ICE/CBP have snatched hundreds of people off the streets & homes, shot & killed a single-father in his car, smashed & abandoned countless cars, and deployed chemical munitions at protesters, journalists, & now on public streets. Today they cuffed an alderperson.

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Eileen Clancy 🧿 @clancyny.bsky.social · 4d

Logan Square neighborhood, Chicago. Man wearing a balaclava in a white, unmarked vehicle, pulls the pin on a tear gas canister and tosses it in the road.

"Just trying to grab some lunch and these fucking losers showed up. FUCK ICE!"
source: www.reddit.com/r/LoganSquar...

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alexjungle.bsky.social @alexjungle.bsky.social · 4d

Breaking news: ICE stops family at gunpoint—smash car window on top of newborn baby.

"I was screaming that there was a baby. But they didn’t care," cried mother.

“I covered my baby with my body—I was so scared he was going to be hurt because glass was landing on him."

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Monica Maalouf, MD @maaloufmd.bsky.social · 4d

My husband was detained by ICE today

Juan Muñoz, an American citizen, father of 2, and local government official, was peacefully protesting w. other elected officials. He was assaulted and taken away

I have had zero contact or updates since

#SOS
@duckworth.senate.gov @durbin.senate.gov

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Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 4d

I don't know that he did. I know they say he did.

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Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 5d

Charles I'm sure you have already, but can you kindly explain what the hell we are looking at? I don't know what any of those large blobs mean.

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Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social · 5d

oh my fucking god www.wonkette.com/p/illegal-ch...

www.wonkette.com

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Wonkette @wonkettemedia.bsky.social · 7d

It's your Wednesday morning news roundup!

The Enemy Within. Tabs, Wed., Oct. 1, 2025
www.wonkette.com/p/the-enemy-...

By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social