Woody
@woodyg81.bsky.social
Accountancy practice owner by day, long suffering Spurs fan at other times. A pessimist is never disappointed, don't follow me or you'll end up at my house etcs.
When you look to put the ball into your team's striker but can only see Richarlison.
October 29, 2025 at 8:44 PM
When you look to put the ball into your team's striker but can only see Richarlison.
Not saying I've watched too much Homes Under The Hammer last couple of weeks but I just started singing Tony Christie's Avenues & Alleyways after hearing the word "Alleyways" on that program about tracking stolen cars to Felixstowe Docks on BBC1.
October 13, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Not saying I've watched too much Homes Under The Hammer last couple of weeks but I just started singing Tony Christie's Avenues & Alleyways after hearing the word "Alleyways" on that program about tracking stolen cars to Felixstowe Docks on BBC1.
I don't wish to see adult content on this app, so sod off.
July 25, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I don't wish to see adult content on this app, so sod off.
Every time they announce the new Taskmaster line-up I hope for Greg's old mate Marek Larwood, but alas after 20 series still no appearance.
July 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Every time they announce the new Taskmaster line-up I hope for Greg's old mate Marek Larwood, but alas after 20 series still no appearance.
Fuck me, Amazon. Countdown's been on since 1982, it's going to take me forever to catch up.
June 28, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Fuck me, Amazon. Countdown's been on since 1982, it's going to take me forever to catch up.
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The actual SPOILER to this ridiculous clickbait is “Fill it with water”
June 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
The actual SPOILER to this ridiculous clickbait is “Fill it with water”
Re-watching the trophy parade from last week (almost to the exact minutes) because why not.
May 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Re-watching the trophy parade from last week (almost to the exact minutes) because why not.
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Arsenal has become only the second club in Premier League history to finish runners-up in three consecutive seasons; the first was Arsenal:
Arsenal 1998/99 to 2000/01 -3 times
Arsenal 2022/23 to 2024/25 -3 times
Arsenal 1998/99 to 2000/01 -3 times
Arsenal 2022/23 to 2024/25 -3 times
May 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Arsenal has become only the second club in Premier League history to finish runners-up in three consecutive seasons; the first was Arsenal:
Arsenal 1998/99 to 2000/01 -3 times
Arsenal 2022/23 to 2024/25 -3 times
Arsenal 1998/99 to 2000/01 -3 times
Arsenal 2022/23 to 2024/25 -3 times
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"COLIN ROBINSON!!!"
May 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
"COLIN ROBINSON!!!"
The first wide shot where I saw "Winners 2025 Spurs" on the side of the bus, that's when it eventually sunk in 🥲
May 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
The first wide shot where I saw "Winners 2025 Spurs" on the side of the bus, that's when it eventually sunk in 🥲
Fingers crossed it stays like this so I can put it up again next Christmas.
April 17, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Fingers crossed it stays like this so I can put it up again next Christmas.
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“Join us on our live blog for updates on this story”
April 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
“Join us on our live blog for updates on this story”
When one of your household has norovirus it's shit, when you only have one toilet it's double shit.
Thank goodness for the space behind the garden shed.
Thank goodness for the space behind the garden shed.
March 24, 2025 at 2:00 PM
When one of your household has norovirus it's shit, when you only have one toilet it's double shit.
Thank goodness for the space behind the garden shed.
Thank goodness for the space behind the garden shed.
Age yourself with a cartoon you watched as a kid.
March 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Age yourself with a cartoon you watched as a kid.
Another successful exhausting day being the world's best uncle. Today involved the return of regular hugs and the introduction of bed time kisses (probably because she now won't see me for 3 days) and a request for me to wear a suit when we all go the zoo together.
March 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Another successful exhausting day being the world's best uncle. Today involved the return of regular hugs and the introduction of bed time kisses (probably because she now won't see me for 3 days) and a request for me to wear a suit when we all go the zoo together.
Spent the day with my Czech niece & nephew, haven't seen them for 2 years, position as favourite uncle easily restored.
Got punched & kicked in the dick & my niece is gross picking her nose & eating it, wiping her nose & licking it but there we go.
Got punched & kicked in the dick & my niece is gross picking her nose & eating it, wiping her nose & licking it but there we go.
March 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Spent the day with my Czech niece & nephew, haven't seen them for 2 years, position as favourite uncle easily restored.
Got punched & kicked in the dick & my niece is gross picking her nose & eating it, wiping her nose & licking it but there we go.
Got punched & kicked in the dick & my niece is gross picking her nose & eating it, wiping her nose & licking it but there we go.
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Opening my inbox to see a “holiday styling for a staycation” mail, and wearily I bring out the sign again, because going on holiday in the UK is still a holiday, not a staycation
March 11, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Opening my inbox to see a “holiday styling for a staycation” mail, and wearily I bring out the sign again, because going on holiday in the UK is still a holiday, not a staycation
There's nothing for you here!
March 6, 2025 at 1:31 PM
There's nothing for you here!
Just found out this liquid filled vinyl exists and I am very much here for it.
March 5, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Just found out this liquid filled vinyl exists and I am very much here for it.
Spent the afternoon being abused by my niece & other family members over the way I talk. Ergo, they think the word talk should sound like "tork", but why is there an L in it if you're not supposed to pronounce it? What about the L?
March 1, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Spent the afternoon being abused by my niece & other family members over the way I talk. Ergo, they think the word talk should sound like "tork", but why is there an L in it if you're not supposed to pronounce it? What about the L?
Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theatre.
February 24, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theatre.
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Ed Sheeran, that kid from McFly or Busted, Donovan Blake, your boys took a hell of a beating.
February 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Ed Sheeran, that kid from McFly or Busted, Donovan Blake, your boys took a hell of a beating.
Greg?
An email sent to broadcasters, seen by The Athletic, makes clear that Tottenham do not want to be referred to as 'Tottenham', but rather 'Tottenham Hotspur' or 'Spurs'.
But for many fans the name of the area is synonymous with the club...
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But for many fans the name of the area is synonymous with the club...
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Tottenham are asking not to be called Tottenham
An email sent to broadcasters, seen by The Athletic, reveals the club 'have requested that they are not referred to as Tottenham'
www.nytimes.com
February 21, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Greg?