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My personal Situation Room.
🇺🇸 (IA/WI) living in Bristol 🇬🇧
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Come for the Brutalism, stay for the schlager.
November 9, 2025 at 7:38 AM
The Zohran sign generator is pretty neat. homes.luddy.indiana.edu/ccshan/for/f...
November 9, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Me, flirting.
November 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Should I drink all of this and slide into your DMs? 😈
November 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Bit slower than last week, but a bit hillier and more urban too.

Got to run past all of my favourite storefront names - Bristol Raw Dog, the Bear and Rugged Staff, and Daddy Alterations.
November 2, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Captain Haddock and "Snowy". #struppi #captainhaddock #halloween #tintin
October 31, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Accidental #mood when inflating Frankenstein's monster at work today.
October 30, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Cher hereby reminds you* to Turn Back Time at 0200 tonight.

*UK/EU and potentially elsewhere.
October 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Also Bluesky on Fridays:
October 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
My blasted barnacle of a Halloween costume is under construction.
October 23, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I signed up to deliver a meal for a colleague's "meal train", who recently had a baby. The family is vegetarian and well put-together, so I've spent the last week stressing about how my cooking will go.

Vegetarian five bean chili. Fk me, this is good.
October 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
New toy alert.
October 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Run Club is back in session. We maaaaaay have set a goal of doing a half marathon in March...
October 19, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Watching #CelebrityTraitors for more plot.

More plot:
October 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Enjoying a lovely game of Bathmaster this evening.
October 17, 2025 at 6:56 PM
10k before 10a ✅ 1:03:31, happy with that.
October 11, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Disco bear working on the bingo wings.
October 10, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Tess is once again dressed like an LNER seat, I see. #strictly
October 4, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Solitude at Liverpool Street. #elizabethline #liminal #architecture
October 4, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Here to show you where to click.
October 2, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Caught in the rain on the way home last night, the searchlight and big top of the circus nearby looked particularly ethereal.
September 28, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Oh, Carlos...
September 28, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Bisous!

From Brockenhurst in 2021.
September 27, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Sub-30 5k, and absolutely trash pace on the 4km that followed that 😂
September 27, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Me whenever I post about a new hyper-fixation.
September 23, 2025 at 7:53 AM