MWZ
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My personal Situation Room.
🇺🇸 (IA/WI) living in Bristol 🇬🇧
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Come for the Brutalism, stay for the schlager.
🇺🇸 (IA/WI) living in Bristol 🇬🇧
🧀☕🚆🚲🎼🎹🏳️🌈🇸🇯🇩🇰🐻
Come for the Brutalism, stay for the schlager.
Taking a rare-for-me bus through Broadmead this morning. I'm struck by the presence of a Greggs seemingly every 100 metres.
I completely lost my appetite for Greggs about a year ago and haven't missed a thing.
I completely lost my appetite for Greggs about a year ago and haven't missed a thing.
November 11, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Taking a rare-for-me bus through Broadmead this morning. I'm struck by the presence of a Greggs seemingly every 100 metres.
I completely lost my appetite for Greggs about a year ago and haven't missed a thing.
I completely lost my appetite for Greggs about a year ago and haven't missed a thing.
On this Edmund Fitzgerald Day, fellas, it's too rough to feed you.
November 10, 2025 at 3:56 AM
On this Edmund Fitzgerald Day, fellas, it's too rough to feed you.
The Zohran sign generator is pretty neat. homes.luddy.indiana.edu/ccshan/for/f...
November 9, 2025 at 7:35 AM
The Zohran sign generator is pretty neat. homes.luddy.indiana.edu/ccshan/for/f...
Should I drink all of this and slide into your DMs? 😈
November 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Should I drink all of this and slide into your DMs? 😈
Small Bar, a Left Handed Giant-owned bar, currently has multiple large Lost and Grounded posters up. Cooperation lives.
November 8, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Small Bar, a Left Handed Giant-owned bar, currently has multiple large Lost and Grounded posters up. Cooperation lives.
It's Four Seasons Total Landscaping Day, which means it's also the day my sister got married and I escaped England Lockdown #2 to play piano at her wedding in Iowa.
November 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
It's Four Seasons Total Landscaping Day, which means it's also the day my sister got married and I escaped England Lockdown #2 to play piano at her wedding in Iowa.
Celebrity Traitors result spoiled by a spin class instructor.
I got him back by matching him at 120rpm.
I got him back by matching him at 120rpm.
November 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Celebrity Traitors result spoiled by a spin class instructor.
I got him back by matching him at 120rpm.
I got him back by matching him at 120rpm.
Eurostar: "Trans Manche Super Train"
Joanne: (starts twitching)
Joanne: (starts twitching)
November 6, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Eurostar: "Trans Manche Super Train"
Joanne: (starts twitching)
Joanne: (starts twitching)
Preparing for my rail journey from Bristol to Lisbon a week from now. I need a hashtag to link everything together as I live blog the trek. #JusticeForMimicat, perhaps?
I'm looking forward to upper deck on the TGV, the Iryo on Barcelona-Madrid, and the DMU railcar across the Spain-Portugal border.
I'm looking forward to upper deck on the TGV, the Iryo on Barcelona-Madrid, and the DMU railcar across the Spain-Portugal border.
November 4, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Preparing for my rail journey from Bristol to Lisbon a week from now. I need a hashtag to link everything together as I live blog the trek. #JusticeForMimicat, perhaps?
I'm looking forward to upper deck on the TGV, the Iryo on Barcelona-Madrid, and the DMU railcar across the Spain-Portugal border.
I'm looking forward to upper deck on the TGV, the Iryo on Barcelona-Madrid, and the DMU railcar across the Spain-Portugal border.
My sister and I just signed up to run the Thanksgiving Turkey Trot together in my hometown. Just a li'l' shortie, 2.5 miles, but a good way to make room for green bean casserole and "Snickers salad".
November 4, 2025 at 7:36 AM
My sister and I just signed up to run the Thanksgiving Turkey Trot together in my hometown. Just a li'l' shortie, 2.5 miles, but a good way to make room for green bean casserole and "Snickers salad".
Ethyl Merman implies the existence of Isopropyl Merman, Butyl Merman, Pentyl Merman, and Amyl Merman.
November 2, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Ethyl Merman implies the existence of Isopropyl Merman, Butyl Merman, Pentyl Merman, and Amyl Merman.
Bit slower than last week, but a bit hillier and more urban too.
Got to run past all of my favourite storefront names - Bristol Raw Dog, the Bear and Rugged Staff, and Daddy Alterations.
Got to run past all of my favourite storefront names - Bristol Raw Dog, the Bear and Rugged Staff, and Daddy Alterations.
November 2, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Bit slower than last week, but a bit hillier and more urban too.
Got to run past all of my favourite storefront names - Bristol Raw Dog, the Bear and Rugged Staff, and Daddy Alterations.
Got to run past all of my favourite storefront names - Bristol Raw Dog, the Bear and Rugged Staff, and Daddy Alterations.
A Sunday themeless, about twice my normal time but good to sink teeth into. Didn't love 58D given the connotations it has in British English. Lots of names I didn't know. #NYTXW
November 2, 2025 at 10:07 AM
A Sunday themeless, about twice my normal time but good to sink teeth into. Didn't love 58D given the connotations it has in British English. Lots of names I didn't know. #NYTXW
I walked into the office to find Vac Efron repeatedly bashing itself into a wall, backing up five centimetres, and bashing into the wall again.
a) #mood
b) is this what it looks like when a robot blue screens?
c) at this point I don't yet fear our robot overlords.
a) #mood
b) is this what it looks like when a robot blue screens?
c) at this point I don't yet fear our robot overlords.
November 1, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I walked into the office to find Vac Efron repeatedly bashing itself into a wall, backing up five centimetres, and bashing into the wall again.
a) #mood
b) is this what it looks like when a robot blue screens?
c) at this point I don't yet fear our robot overlords.
a) #mood
b) is this what it looks like when a robot blue screens?
c) at this point I don't yet fear our robot overlords.
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I like how you can use emojis to zoom in on a pig
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November 1, 2025 at 11:05 AM
I like how you can use emojis to zoom in on a pig
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October 31, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Origin Coffee is playing "Roxanne" at present, and I'm highly tempted to play the Roxanne drinking game with my long black.
October 31, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Origin Coffee is playing "Roxanne" at present, and I'm highly tempted to play the Roxanne drinking game with my long black.
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“I’ve just had a lasagne!” will forever be my go-to excuse to get out of anything. #CelebrityTraitors
October 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
“I’ve just had a lasagne!” will forever be my go-to excuse to get out of anything. #CelebrityTraitors
Awake and still grumpy about the baking programme last night.
October 29, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Awake and still grumpy about the baking programme last night.
Perhaps we shouldn't subject bakers to psychological torture via the medium of stressful challenges?
October 28, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Perhaps we shouldn't subject bakers to psychological torture via the medium of stressful challenges?
@keirgravil.bsky.social I need this trick to find my way to the Kings Arms.
I know nothing about Dr Who, but, for Londoners, the phrase "Going For Dinner With Billie Piper" is the absolute best way to remember the order of the vertical streets running east to west in Soho (Greek, Frith, Dean, Wardour, Berwick, Poland) and has saved many a late night out
October 28, 2025 at 6:41 PM
@keirgravil.bsky.social I need this trick to find my way to the Kings Arms.