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I quit smoking weed and nicotine and now all I ever want to do is eat food and work out. 😭
June 2, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I quit smoking weed and nicotine and now all I ever want to do is eat food and work out. 😭
If we hit the delete button on crypto all the world's worst people would probably throw themselves off a building.
May 23, 2025 at 5:54 PM
If we hit the delete button on crypto all the world's worst people would probably throw themselves off a building.
If you have a bike stealing problem all you need is more bikes than people. Then everyone can steal a bike and there is no problem.
May 23, 2025 at 7:09 AM
If you have a bike stealing problem all you need is more bikes than people. Then everyone can steal a bike and there is no problem.
The universe is actually scary as fuck I feel like a self aware gnat sometimes when I am learning about it. Maybe there is something to the philosophy of not even harming a bug.
May 17, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The universe is actually scary as fuck I feel like a self aware gnat sometimes when I am learning about it. Maybe there is something to the philosophy of not even harming a bug.
Joe Biden will be remembered for three things.
1. Pretty good domestic labor policy.
2. Facilitating a genocide.
3. Having dementia.
1. Pretty good domestic labor policy.
2. Facilitating a genocide.
3. Having dementia.
April 16, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Joe Biden will be remembered for three things.
1. Pretty good domestic labor policy.
2. Facilitating a genocide.
3. Having dementia.
1. Pretty good domestic labor policy.
2. Facilitating a genocide.
3. Having dementia.
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ICE Agent Decides He Wants Kids After Seeing Incredible Love And Devotion Of Parents Begging Him Not To Take Their Child
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January 31, 2025 at 4:00 PM
ICE Agent Decides He Wants Kids After Seeing Incredible Love And Devotion Of Parents Begging Him Not To Take Their Child
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I hope you all realize there shouldn't be any homeless people there is physically more than enough housing for everyone we just deny it to people based on their ability to pay.
December 28, 2024 at 6:44 PM
I hope you all realize there shouldn't be any homeless people there is physically more than enough housing for everyone we just deny it to people based on their ability to pay.
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Where’s Superman when you need him most?
December 11, 2024 at 10:23 PM
Where’s Superman when you need him most?
Tried to use Twitter again to see how it is now and one of the first accounts I see is a “Conservative” crying about the great replacement conspiracy. And then I saw a big compilation post of people dying in accidents like falling off a building and shit. This is fascism.
December 1, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Tried to use Twitter again to see how it is now and one of the first accounts I see is a “Conservative” crying about the great replacement conspiracy. And then I saw a big compilation post of people dying in accidents like falling off a building and shit. This is fascism.
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The war on Christmas will be fought at Nakatomi Lahren Plaza.
November 26, 2024 at 11:28 AM
The war on Christmas will be fought at Nakatomi Lahren Plaza.